Now that Jon Gosselin is free from his old ball and chain Kate Gosselin, he's finding himself some young honeys. Jon was seen holding hands with some young fresh 22 year old named Hailey Glassman, who is the daughter of the dude who performed Kate's tummy tuck. Classy, right?!?

Jon and Hailey were in St. Tropez hanging out on fashion designer Christian Audigier's yacht. I wonder who paid for the trip? Did Hailey's daddy give her money for the excursion? Or is Jon using cash that he's received from Jon & Kate Plus 8?

The way Kate gives him sh*t and embarrassing him on national TV, you can't really blame the guy if he did use money from the show. He better just make sure his kids' education is all paid for first!

Poor Jon Gosselin. He should have been a better man to his b*tches if he didn't want them to put him on blast like this. In fact, if you're not packing heat, you should be pretty damn angelic cause your girl will be talking jizz about you to her girlfriends while she's probably getting ready to dump you or get with someone bigger.

Hailey Glassman told Steppin' Out magazine that Jon Gosselin's dick is "tiny, tiny, tiny." Hailey also elaborated on the "sex" that she and Jon would have.

Hailey said: "I didn’t even know when we had sex. You didn’t want to have sex to have sex... A girl doesn’t have to be wet to have sex with him. You could be as dry as a 90-year-old woman. That’s how small he is. It was like putting a tampon in. Not even a big one. I’m talking a slim fit.”

Kate Gosselin has fueled the fire: His ex wife Kate had a different way of referring to his manhood: "Stubby." Kate would joke with friends and family about Jon's, er, shortcomings, and even call him "Stubby" to his face to mock him.

I love it! And Hailey, darling, you didn't ever have sex with Jon Gosselin. You know that super sexual Grandma doctor who hosted that late night show "Talk Sex With Sue"? I used to watch Sue Johanson religiously. She says it's not sex until after four inches. So if Jon was really "three inches" like Hailey says he was, nothing was consummated and I can't blame her for being so angry. What a waste of time. Also, is Kate a lesbian? WTF!

Jon Gosselin's ex-girlfriend Hailey's comments about Jon Gosselin having a baby carrot dick are all over the internet. Revenge is sweet.

Hailey Glassman managed to land a magazine feature with Steppin' Out magazine in which Hailey says: "He was so small I didn't think he would cheat on me... He's hung like a nine-year-old boy. I'm serious. This is true, 3 inches."

If Hailey's comment may make her look like a lying, bitter ex, Jon's other ex, Kate Major says that it's true! Kate tells Life & Style magazine: "Jon was pretty boring and nothing exciting. I'm surprised he's so 'cocky' because down there he's not." Kate also tells the magazine that she and Hailey "have even laughed about it!"

NOW we know why Kate Gosselin was such a b*tch to Jon! He wasn't puttin' it down because he had nothing to put it down with.

We love you, Hailey! If a dude pisses me off enough, I tell him that he's small. I hate to do it, but if you don't wanna hear it, don't be an a*shole - just like Jon cheated on Hailey with Morgan Christie - and maybe we won't feel compelled to take it there. Or better yet, Hailey, 23, can learn to stay away from the baby peens all together.