What a catch Gabriel Aubry is. How did Halle Berry ever let this broke-@ss, hippie-haired bigot get away?

It's bad enough that Gabriel reportedly hurled racist insults at his baby mama, now TMZ is reporting that Gabe has a problem with the race of the actual baby...aka, his friggin' daughter! Apparently, Aubry would become upset whenever there was public mention of two year-old Nahla's mixed ethnicity, even going so far as to demand a retraction whenever a newspaper or magazine would refer to the little girl as "black."

Naturally, Prince Charming declined to comment on this latest allegation.

I know people are already ready to crucify Gabriel Aubry during halftime at the Super Bowl, but there are two sides to every story, and it's still possible that Halle Berry is just pissed that Gabe hooked up with a white chick who put her to shame in the @ss department. But a mother's intuition is hard to argue with (I've tried. There's still a Lee Press-On stuck in my left testicle.) and Halle says her mama vibes are telling her to keep the kid away from Gabe.

TMZ reports that Halle's two year-old daughter acts "terrified" whenever it's time for her visits with Dad. The kid is too young to express herself verbally, but apparently Halle feels she's made the message clear: Something scary happens during daddy time.

Of course, a two year-old acting scared isn't admissable in court, otherwise there'd be a constant nationwide manhunt for the boogie man. Fortunately, Halle still maintains she has hard evidence that Gabriel put daughter Nahla "in harm's way" while the two were in London and South Africa last August. We told you this thing would get ugly.

Word to the wise: Don't make babies with Halle Berry or else she's going to dictate which women you can have in your life! Gabriel Aubry had a short fling with Kim Kardashian that lasted less than a month, but it was long enough to make Halle furious.

"Halle was very upset. She was upset at the idea of someone like that being in her daughter's life. She did not want a reality star in Nahla's life. She was very aggravated."

"Halle couldn't care less who Gabriel dates. She just didn't want Nahla exposed to the cameras that are undoubtedly around a reality star."

A source close to Gabriel says Nahla was never near Kim and wasn't exposed to any media during their short relationship.

"Gabriel wanted to make sure he dated someone for six months before he introduced them to his daughter. There was never for a second a thought by Kim or Gabriel that Nahla would ever go near cameras."

I seriously can't believe Kim Kardashian's name is coming up in this ridiculous drama between Gabriel and Halle. All that's going to do is make Kim's ego larger than her @ss, and we surely don't need that to happen. Hey, I'd get an ego boost too if I was humping an Oscar winner's ex-boyfriend and she was getting her panties in a bunch over it.

Ding, ding, ding! It's time for round 8 in the battle between Gabriel Aubry and Halle Berry. It has been an ugly custody dispute already, and they haven't even made it to court.

Yesterday, stories were coming out about Gabriel being a racist, claiming he called Halle the 'N' word, and Halle's concerns for her their daughter Nahla being with her daddy Gabriel. As you can expect, it's turning into a bloody war, and now Halle looks like the a-hole. According to a source who spoke with Radar Online, Halle is the one with an uncontrollable temper, and she's good at hitting a man where it hurts.... His spermy balls. Halle allegedly sent Gabriel an e-mail that said, "You were only good for one thing... Thanks for the donation." Ouch!

Gabriel's buddy also says he's never heard him call Halle the 'N' word and claims he had called her a 'f*cking b!tch' before, but only when Halle pushed him to the brink.

"It's just not something that would come out of Gabriel's mouth. I'll confess that I've heard him call her "a f***ing b**ch."

Now that Gabriel Aubry and Halle Berry are going through an ugly custody battle over their daughter Nahla, shocking new details have emerged about what an idiotic douchebag Gabriel really is. Sources connected to Halle told TMZ Gabriel called Halle the 'N' word and constantly demeaned her.

We're told ... in addition to calling her the "N" word, he would also call her a "f**king bitch" and other expletives.  And the vulgarities are not limited to face-to-face confrontations.  There are vulgar text messages as well.

In an interview with People, Gabriel's former friend and business partner Stephane Bibeau said "Once they broke up he became verbally threatening to Halle. He is a vindictive guy."

Although Gabriel is trying to make himself out to be this loving, caring father, Halle's rep issued a statement to People on Monday expressing her concern for Nahla's well-being while she's with Gabriel.

"The only reason Gabriel is seeing Nahla right now is because the court hasn't made a decision yet. If it were up to Halle, he wouldn't be seeing her at all without some sort of supervision."

For a minute I thought maybe Halle was throwing this out there to make Gabriel out to be the devil, but other sources are also claiming and confirming he's a racist a-hole. This is just the beginning, and I think it's going to get uglier as the days go by.

I just wanna start this post unconventionally by saying that I think Halle Berry is batsh*t loony! Halle has wanted a child so badly and has given interview after interview about wanting to reproduce. Enter Gabriel Aubry, a hot guy who stuck around long enough for Halle to allow him to be her sperm donor. They break up and they try to keep things amicable, but things derail.

Halle would reportedly have screaming matches with Gabriel post-relationship and she allegedly lost her shiz when he began dating Kim Kardashian. There was also a rumor that she hired a private investigator to spy on her ex. She's territorial. She's overprotective. She probably wanted to be a mother her entire life. Naturally she doesn't want to let her child slip through her fingers and be raised by someone else. This will get ugly and it's unfortunate.

In December, Gabriel asked a judge to confirm that he's the father of two year-old Nahla. Fast forward to the end of January. Halle pulled out of filming her new movie New Year's Eve to prepare for a courtroom showdown with Aubry.

Halle's rep said: "She has attempted to resolve these custody issues amicably with her daughter’s father, Gabriel Aubry, directly, but given his lack of cooperation, Halle has no choice but to seek swift judicial intervention. Halle has serious concerns for her daughter's well-being while in the care of her father for any extended period of time and is prepared to take all necessary steps to protect her."

B!tch please! Halle is both crazy and paranoid. I suspect that the private investigator told her something that freaked her out and prompted her to go to court.

When you're in a new relationship and you're rich, you travel all over the world so you can f*ck in as many countries as possible,... well, just because.

Halle's on the left, Olivier's on the right

Halle Berry and her Dark Tide co-star boyfriend Olivier Martinez were spotted in Paris yesterday where they had lunch. Olivier lives in France.

Weeks after being spotted smooching in the City of Light, the Dark Tide costars, both 44, have returned to the French capital. Martinez and Berry have been spotted getting amorous all over Europe. In additional to their cozy time in Paris, the two were seen grabbing coffee hand-in-hand in London.

Janet Jackson and Wissam Al Mana also like to take their sexing international. I hope Halle, 44, gets herself knocked up, and soon, if possible. Her daughter could use a little brother or sister. Here are more pics of Nahla and her picture perfect mom at a furniture store in LA on Sunday.

Halle Berry and her Dark Tide co-star Olivier Martinez are sharing a reported "intense passion."  Us Magazine claims that Halle and Olivier are romantically involved, and it's pretty serious.

Berry, 43, and Martinez, 44 are “sharing an intense passion,” the insider adds. “They were instantly attracted to each other” when Dark Tide began filming in South Africa a couple months ago.

After nearly four years together, Berry and Aubry, 34, announced their split this May.

More than likely, this is just a f*ckship that Us Weekly is trying to describe as some kind of sacred bond.

I enjoy Halle's ability to move on and have herself some fun. She obviously knows how to flirt, which I think is so essential to life, Flirting 101 should become a nationwide high school graduation requirement.

Enjoy gurlfriend!

Halle Berry has allegedly found a new man! As seen in the photo below, Halle was photographed smooching on her 'Dark Tide' co-star Olivier Martinez while the two were hanging out together in France.

Sources tell People magazine that the couple had their arms around each other while taking in the sites, and looked very happy together. They even gave details of the moment leading up to Halle and Olivier's big kiss.

"It was the classic 'I'm going to kiss you here in a dark corner' move. And she was waiting to be kissed."

"They had their arms around each other as they walked. They were both smiling and laughing. Their body language was very flirtatious. They definitely seemed like a couple – absolutely looked like more than friends."

In case you're clueless as to who in the hell Olivier Martinez is, he was the hot guy in Unfaithful who was sexing Diane Lane every chance he got, until Richard Gere killed him with a snow globe. What a cheesy tragedy!

I don't think this will be a lasting relationship, but it'll be a fun f*ckfest while they're filming together!

Despite what wannabe TMZ 2.0 website Radaronline reported, Halle Berry is actually the one who kicked Gabriel Aubry to the curb months ago. No wonder they didn't show much PDA when recently photographed together while at the zoo with their daughter Nahla.

People reports: "She kicked him out months ago because he wasn't able to pull his weight in the relationship and she wanted to move on."

As for the so-called "mystery guy" Berry was photographed holding hands with in New York City on Friday night, "they’re old friends,” says the source. "The photographers were chasing them so he just instinctively grabbed her hand."

After finding out the truth, I feel silly. I bought into the age difference excuse as the cause of their split, and it's so predictable that the tabloids would take it there!