Here’s the newest slut bag photos of Miley Cyrus to hit the internet. What the hell is up with showing off her bra? Disney must be so proud of their little Hannah Montana ho pics! I know a lot of you teeny boppers think it’s o.k. to show off your bod, but you’ll think twice about that when there’s a 45 year-old dude jacking off outside your window after he has found you on myspace. Keep your shit to yourself and keep the boys guessing what’s under that top.
“It looks as though she’s had some porcelain veneers put on her front teeth. And her small incisors appear to have been covered to make them look longer and more balanced with the rest of her mouth,” Michael D. Kosdon, D.D.S., a Burbank, Calif.-area dentist.
I’m sure she probably did get her teeth whitened, but I don’t think she got veneers. Her teeth don’t really look any different and you can’t see her bottom teeth in one pic to tell if there’s a couple snaggles still down there or not!
The paparazzi are over Britney Spears, a top photo agency head tells us. “Over the weekend, there were less than a half dozen covering Britney” despite her imminent sitcom debut on “How I Met Your Mother,” says BuzzFoto founder Brad Elterman. “Yet there were 30 in the pack covering Miley Cyrus. Most of them were Britney regulars, but they want something new and fresh. It’s moved on to Miley.”
See, now Britney is getting better so the pap smears don’t want much to do with her anymore. Miley on the other hand is just a few upskirt shots from being a total Hollywood whore, so it’s game on with her!
Here’s another video from our future Hollywood train wrecks Miley & Mandy. Their newest video talks about their favorite colors, boyfriends, and how they do everything for Jesus. They sing and dance for Jesus, ya know? Does Miley take sexy photos showing off her belly and underwear for Jesus too?
Miley Cyrus seems to be on her way to Britney and Lindsay stardom with her whore pics and cheesy videos that hit the net. Obviously a fan seems to think Miley is going down the same route when he called her Britney Spears the other night. As you can tell, Miley wasn’t exactly thrilled to be cast in the train wreck spotlight.