Has Beens

Well that took long enough! Ellen Ross dated Jon Gosselin for nearly two years! Sources confirm that Jon and Ellen are no longer together. "Ellen didn't like the media attention and other things that came with the relationship," a source revealed "That's one of the main reasons they broke up."

Jon and Ellen called it quits more than a week ago. Today, Jon confirmed the split on Twitter: "Recently, after much thought and discussion, Ellen and I have decided to end our relationship. It was a mutual decision and we are both happy."

Gosselin says that the two "will remain best friends" and that they're asking us to "please respect our privacy at this time."

K-Fat was rushed to the hospital again. Kevin Federline was suffering from chest pains and a "roaring pulse" while filming Excess Baggage, Australia's version of Celebrity Fit Club.

Kevin, 33, was treated by Fremantle Media production company's on-set paramedics. He was given oxygen and transferred by ambulance to the hospital.

Daddy Dude has been filming the reality series for nine weeks. Kevin is 6 feet tall and 231 lbs.

This is the second time K-Fat has been hospitalised this season.

I watched Kevin Federsperm on Celebrity Fit Club and he was so determined to keep the weight off. It's insane that this man used to make a living from being a backup dancer and now he's obese.

Brian Austin Green is suing his ex-girlfriend and baby mama, Vanessa Marcil-Giovanazzo. Brian claims that she stole $200k from him. Megan Fox's husband says that he allowed his ex to borrow money from him when they were dating and she has yet to pay him back.

TMZ reports: Green claims he fired off check after check after check to Vanessa ... but insisted "the monies were not gifts" and she promised to pay him back... and in total, lent her more than $200,000.

Brian says that he asked for his money in November 2011 but Vanessa didn't give it to him. He wants all of his money back plus additional unspecified damages. Poor Brian. Not only is he impatient for suing Vanessa less than 2 months after he asked for his money, but his has been self is obviously broke as a joke if he's going public with this, right?

Look at who is desperately trying to be relevant?! It's none other than Paris Hilton, a rocket scientist genius person who wants to gain our favor by bragging about how much money she has. Genius! Paris is on the cover of the UK's FHM issue since we no longer want her stank a*s on our magazine covers. In the issue she talks about her stacks.

"I'm involved in my products every step of the way. My fragrances are doing really well at the moment. They've produced more than $1.3 billion in revenue since 2005."

Hilton continued: "I have 35 stores and 17 product lines. And then there's my racing team, my 14 fragrances and my new project, the Paris Hilton Beach Club chain. It's going to have nightclubs, restaurants, bars, gyms. Everything."

Paris says that she's working on new music and there are "just so many great DJs right know. I should know, I've been to over 100 raves in the past year." She's also been arrested for having coke on her a year and a half ago. It's a shame Amy Winehouse had to go instead of Paris.

When Bristol Palin competed on Dancing With the Stars she was a raging b!tch. When a man mocked her for riding a bull, she was an annoying b!tch. Now that her reality show with her Dancing With the Stars co-star Kyle Massey was axed, like her attention whore mother, she still thirsts for the spotlight.

Todd Palin wants a show about snowmobile racing! Coming from a man who can't count to 3, we understand why that idea would make sense. Bristol also wants to do a show with her sister Willow Palin and her boyfriend Gino Paoletti.

Celebitchy reports: "Bristol’s upset because Sarah wants to stay out of negotiations for her show. Sarah isn’t thrilled with Willow being involved. But Bristol believes the show will be more marketable with Willow."

"Bristol's upset"? That b!tch is always mad about something. We've seen episodes of Sarah Palin's Alaska, which is why we will never watch another Palin reality show again, unless bears end up devouring Sarah's face, lil Lil Payne's suggested.

Sinead O'Connor announced that she and her husband Barry Herridge have separated. Sinead says she was forced to come out with the news because she wanted to give her side of the story before the media.

Sinead posted a blog stating that "within three hours the ceremony being over the marriage was kyboshed by the behavior of certain people in my husband's life."

Sinead says she had a bad trip from smoking some weed on her wedding night and her husband "was enormously wounded and very badly affected by that experience and also by the attitude of those close to him toward our marriage." Seriously. This is the weirdest break up announcement ever!

O'Connor says that it became apparent to her that if her husband were to stay with her "he would be losing too much to bear." She continued: "A woman wants to be a joy to her husband, so you love someone? Set them free."

I do not get it, but what I do understand is that Sinead is co-dependent and probably shouldn't get hitched for the fifth time.

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K-Fat was filming Excess Baggage, Australia's equivalent to Celebrity Fit Club, when he reportedly collapsed and was taken to the hospital. Kevin Federline lost 30 pounds on Celebrity Fit Club but he steadily gained it all back.

Kevin Federsperm in 2009

Kevin was taken to the hospital "as he was showing signs of heat stress."

He has since been released and filming has resumed. Federline is currently filing in what is said to be "widely regarded as one of the most remote and hostile parts" of Australia. Excess Baggage will air on Nine Network next year. Who knew that being a fat f*ck was profitable?! Daddy Dude brings nothing but Britney's checks to the table. We're so over him.

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Mindy McCrazy and her 5 year-old son Zander were found in Heber Springs, Arkansas on Friday. Mindy refused to return Zander to his father in Florida because she had to "protect" him.

Mindy McCready was found in the closet of someone presumed to be her boyfriend. Her son "appeared to be in good condition" when he was found, Chief Deputy U.S. Marshal David Rahbany said.

Arrangements are being made to send Zandar back to Florida. Mindy's mother says that Zander is traumatized and she hopes that Mindy will do "the right thing from here on out and that this is a wake-up call for her."

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Kate Gosselin is TLC show-less and blogging about coupons, but that doesn’t mean she’s lost her moral standards! The mother of eight told Access Hollywood that no amount of money could convince her to work with her ex-husband, Jon Gosselin, ever again.

“You could offer me every last dollar on the planet. I don’t work for money. I have a lot of peace in my life so I cannot compromise my morals and standards to get paid a ridiculous amount of money.”

Yeah...okay. I would pay to see the two of them in a Celebrity Boxing match to the death--also known as what Jon and Kate Plus Eight would have ended up like, eventually--and I don’t think I’m entirely alone. That’d be a lot of money! But Kate explains it just wouldn’t be good for her children to watch her interact with their father.

“I don’t feel like it’s healthy or beneficial for my kids to watch so there’s no point.”

So televising the lives of your children is “healthy and beneficial,” then? Just checking.