Has Beens News

Hailey Glassman felt as though she needed to explain herself after suddenly becoming nothing but an ex.

Hailey Tweeted that she just wanted to thank everyone for supporting her. She claims that she "was brutally honest and put everything out on the table in front of the entire world." I hope she takes that same table and hides herself under it while locked in a room in a community without cell phone service or internet access.

Hailey added, "At least I know in my heart I spoke the truth so I'm OK with your judgment. Now if i'm disliked and hated on fine. At least I know in my heart I spoke the truth so now im fine with your judgements."

I'm glad she's fine with our judgments, cause the opinions most people have of her are unfavorable. Hailey's no saint for getting "in front of the entire world" and claiming that Jon Gosselin emotionally abused her. I'm sure she was, like, subconsciously planning a press tour schedule where she could talk jizz about Jon. Oops! Her timing and preparation were way off.

Although Danger "smashed the homies," she didn't get knocked up from Ray-J.

Danger, real name Monica Leon, is an aspiring artist. She had her daughter last week, but Ray-J is not the father. Monica made this video to clear up rumors and to promote her artwork. She looks so different with blonde hair.

File this under the 'news to me' category. Carrie Prejean has written a book about being a self-righteous, hypocritical conservative Christian with entitlement issues.

With the lengthy book title alone, Carrie beats us over the head with delusion, making everyone who says the title state that there's an "untold story" about her "fight against hate and political attacks." Well done.

The book's description made me LOL Here's some excerpts:

• There’s nothing the liberal media love to attack more than a conservative celebrity. Unless it’s a female conservative celebrity. Make that a beautiful female conservative celebrity. 
• Carrie had "the nerve to stand up for traditional marriage"
• Feminists around the country were oddly silent.
• Carrie Prejean has already been a media sensation. - I dunno about all that, but her titties sure have been.

Jennifer Lopez's new song "Fresh Out The Oven" needs to be thrown back in there and cooked properly. This is one shocking disaster of a song. It sounds so unoriginal.

How can you have the word "fresh" in your title and come out with something that sounds so tired? God bless her heart. Jennifer doesn't wanna retire from the music game, and she may have some kind of contract album quota that she's trying to fulfill, but she should save herself the embarrassment, or learn how to cook up something better than this.

J.Lo is also pulling a Mariah Carey (aka Mimi) and is going by an alter-ego named Lola, but Jen is no Sasha Fierce! She needs Kandi Burruss to do for this track what she did to Kim Zolciak's "Tardy for the Party" before it's too late. Heh.

Fat lazy boy in the house! Kevin Federline isn't just a slob because he's fat and nasty, he also carries over his laziness into his home life too.  Fat-F*ck has been hit with a bill for $110,661 in unpaid rent, and damages he did to a home he was renting in Tarzana, California.

The home owners claim K-fed owes 6 months in unpaid rent and left the house in craptacular form. If he doesn't pay up, they're threatening to take the dough boy to court.

Some of the damages listed in the letter sent to Kevin include:

Gutters full of cigarette butts and empty beer bottles
A broken beer dispenser on the barbecue island
Permanent spit marks on exterior paint
Drawings all over the walls
A room that was turned into a studio (without the owners' permission)
Broken dishwasher ... with broken baskets
Master bathroom windows tinted (without owners' permission)

Why run away and not pay your bills when everyone knows who you are and they can track your wide-load a** down? It's too bad the gutters never caught fire and burned down with Kevin trapped inside... The kids would be at Britney's of course.

I love the idea of having tinted windows in his bathroom. He's trying to recreate his fat-fug-driving-down-the-road-sweating-like-a-whore-on-a-busy-Saturday-night look.

Bristol Palin's baby daddy and Sarah Palin's nightmare, Levi Johnston has said that he's become an aspiring actor. After accompanying Kathy Griffin to the Teen Choice Awards, he has scored his first role: eating nuts.

Levi Johnston busts some pistachio nuts "with protection" of his bodyguard, Tank Jones, whom he hired in the summer.

Levi's commercial is part of Wonderful Pistachio's $15 million ad campaign to help the pistachio industry make some money after a crippling salmonella recall earlier this year.

Other "celebrities" like Wee-Man and Adrianne Curry will be featured in other ads.

I like Levi's commercial. It gets your attention, Levi's wearing an Alaska shirt for those who need a little help remembering who he is, and it's a corny attempt to tie the sperminator to a product. Works for me cause he's cute.

Ever the articulate has been, Katharine McPhee weighs in on Paula Abdul's replacement. While performing for a Los Angeles Regional Foodbank benefit concert on Monday night, McPhee said that it "wouldn't surprise" her if Simon Cowell also left Idol.

Katharine claims that Simon, Randy and Paula have been judging "for so many years," so it's natural that some  of 'em may want to go. She's apparently unaware of how badly Paula wanted to stay!

Kat says,

"People try to figure out the real stories and I'm like, 'Who cares? She wants to go.' I imagine some of the crazed fans who love Idol and don't want it to change at all would be upset, but I think it's a great changeup."

Katharine says that Ellen brings "the cool factor" and she can't explain what's so cool about her, but she just is."You can go around and around and say, 'What can she bring to the show?' but she's just cool!"

Yet another reason why I've never had McPheever. "Who cares? She wants to go," Katharine speaks about shiz she knows nothing about. What is she, a gossip blogger?

Kristin Cavallari may be a b*tch, but that's not enough to get people to tune into MTV's scripted reality show The Hills. The season six premiere pulled in the lowest numbers in the series' premiere history!

Lauren Conrad jumped ship after last season. Is LC's departure the reason why numbers are down, or has too much evidence about all of the show's fakery begun to take its toll? Are we now officially over Speidi and tuning out because Heidi Montag and Spencer are cast members? Or have we lost interest?

Tuesday's show was the series' lowest-rated premiere yet, with 2.1 million viewers tuning in, a sharp decline from the 3 million viewers from last season's premiere in April and the 3.5 million from August 2008's opening episode.

Although viewership is down, The Hills remains the top program on television in its time slot in the 12-34 demo that the network targets. Scary! The Hills still pulls in good advertising revenue for the most coveted demographic. Once The Hills begins to lose its highly targeted viewers, then I think we'll have a chance at this show getting canceled and paving the way for the inevitable Speidi 'Newlyweds' spin-off. Which is a good thing cause it will be the catalyst of their demise!

American Idol season 1 runner-up, Justin Guarini got married to Reina Capodici on Saturday.

Justin, 30, and Reina, 27, went to the same high school together, and began dating after reconnecting the past few years.

Their wedding was at a private estate in Justin's hometown of Doylestown, Pennsylvania where the newlyweds had music by Radiohead, Paramore and Peter Gabriel performed by the Vitamin String Quartet. My kind of wedding.

The intimate wedding was presided over by a female minister from the Universalist Church and included vows the couple wrote themselves.

"Justin is one of the most deserving people of happiness and love. I know he will be an amazing hubby." Kimberly Caldwell, Guarini's co-host on the TV Guide Network's Idol Tonight said.

The couple were engaged in December and Justin plans on returning to the recording studio this winter to write and record his third cd. Reina has a four year-old daughter, Lola, pictured below.

Reina's a lucky woman! And if Justin's happy too, they're both lucky. You can just tell that Justin is ridiculously sweet. I wish him lots of goodness in the future. Congrats!

In a battle of died years ago and can't defend himself vs. former crackhead said, Mackenzie Phillips says she had an incestuous relationship with her father for 10 years.

Mackenzie woke up outta a drug haze and realized that she was having sex with her dad, Mamas and Papas singer, John Phillips. This began when she was 19 years old. She didn't know if it was the first time they f*cked or what, but she also didn't feel disgusted enough to not allow him to have sex with her for 10 years after that!

I watched Mackenzie's episode on Oprah and I can't remember the last time I've seen or heard that much crazy! I didn't want to believe Mackenzie because it's so disturbing, but I do believe her. Too many people who knew Mackenzie and her father are confirming her story. Mackenzie's sister Chynna Phills said:

"Am I exceedingly joyful that my family secret that I told my therapist, my husband and my very best friend in the whole word [is now public]? No. Somebody could have dropped a piano on my head and I probably wouldn't have felt it. But I knew it was true. Do I believe that they had an incestuous relationship and that it went on for 10 years? Yes."

"I was completely stunned. I walked around in a comatose state for about 10 days."

Owen Elliot, daughter of John's bandmate Cass Elliot, spoke to her local news in defense of Mackenzie. She also spoke with Extra, saying,

“Mackenzie is my best friend. She speaks her truth, and it’s not a pretty truth. She has lived with this for 30-plus years, and talking about this now is an important part of her recovery. I am very proud of her. Her bravery in telling her story is bound to help others.”

Mackenzie's other sister and actress Bijou Phillips issued a statement:

"When I was 13, Mackenzie told me she had a consensual sexual relationship with our father. This news was confusing and scary, as I lived alone with my father since I was 3, I didn’t know what to believe and it didn’t help that shortly there after Mackenzie told me it didn't happen... I understand Mackenzie's need to come clean with a history she feels will help others, but it's devastating to have the world watch as we try and mend broken fences, especially when the man in question isn't here to defend himself."

Will the truth set Mackenzie free? I sure hope so because I don't know anyone who would have the courage to tell the world that they were having sex with their dad for a decade up until they were pushing 30. Mackenzie was obviously in love with her dad. She wasn't tortured, it was consensual, and it was SICK!