Archive for the 'Has Beens' Category

The Sex and the City Movie Effect

July 2nd, 2008

I HATE this idea so much because it’s so unoriginal, lame, dated and greedy. Sex and the City the movie does well, let’s make a Friends movie too?!!!!! Suck my armpit, NBC!

Cast members Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Matthew Perry, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow and David Schwimmer will reprise their roles for a big-screen adaptation ‘within the next 18 months’, according to insiders.

The actors have been inspired by the recent success of Sex And The City, which recently hit cinemas worldwide.

Talk of a reunion for the loveable gang from New York’s Central Perk has been bandied around Hollywood ever since the show aired its final season in 2004.

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PLEASE Make This Happen!!!!

July 2nd, 2008

Shannen Doherty, the bad girl of ’90s Hollywood, is in talks to reprise her role as good girl Brenda Walsh in the Beverly Hills, 90210 spinoff, EW reports.

Doherty, who was reputedly difficult on set and frequently clashed with her costars, was fired from the original show in 1994.

Currently, the main things standing in the way of the return of Brenda Walsh would be her demand for more money and to be clued in on the plotlines of The CW’s new version of the primetime teen soap.

“She wants to know what the story is going to be first,” EW quotes a source as saying.

Do you have any idea of how much I love Shannon Doherty?! I used to read every magazine article with her in it. I always thought she was ferosh. I love her look; it’s kind of exotic and she just has a natural, undeniable sexiness. It’s those damn prominent cheekbones!

Anyway, I love that Shannon was a bitch both on and off the 90210 set. She remained true to self, and in the land of fakery, she deserves mad respect for consistently causing drama. That’s talent! She was always beefing, getting crazy drunk and she hates Paris Hilton. Luv her!

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You Will Not Be Missed, Anyone Remember Dr. Doolittle?

July 1st, 2008

I’ve boycotted Eddie’s movies long, long ago. It’s about time, has been. Eddie says he’s over it.

“I have close to fifty movies and it’s like, why am I in the movies? I’ve done that part now. I’ll go back to the stage and do standup.”

Murphy, 47, said that while a “Beverly Hills Cop 4″ flick was in the works, he didn’t want to do it, because “the movie wasn’t ready to be done.”

Eddie is funny, but, with the exception of Dreamgirls and Shrek, he hasn’t done anything good in forever. Good riddance, bitch.

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Should Anne’s Ex Be Receiving so Much Press?

June 25th, 2008

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Dude dates Anne Hathaway, Anne’s forced to dump his ass, media now follows dude’s life just so they can find out how much of a loser he is so they can be like, ‘Anne Hathaway dated this convict for years! So Anne, how do you feel about your ex, Raffaello Follieri, today?’

I mean, does this loser warrant all this attention? She dumped him. Relationship over. They weren’t married. They don’t have any kids. It’s ova, y’all! I am interested in finding out what his sentence will be, though. He’s an overnight star. Expect him to write a book and star in a reality show about his trial. Vh1, that’s money!

I feel sorry for Ravioli - that’s what I’m calling him. :) I feel sorry for him because it’s very sad, really. He did so many shady things just so he could front like he has stacks and now he’s in deep shit. Tragic.

Anne Hathaway’s ex Raffaello Follieri appeared in Manhattan federal court Tuesday to face 12 counts of wire fraud conspiracy and money laundering.

Judge Henry B. Pitman set bail at $21 million ($16 million must be paid in cash or by liquid assets or property; $5 million must come from financially responsible co-signers).

Follieri, a 29-year-old Italian businessman, was also forced to hand over all travel documents and placed on home detention. He is not allowed to leave his NYC home except for legal, religious and medical reasons. (If he leaves, he must wear an electronic-monitoring device.)

Federal prosecutors argued that they had “overwhelming” evidence that Follieri improperly spent up to $6 million from investors to live a lavish lifestyle — including expensive restaurants and clothes; a privately chartered jet with Hathaway; dog walking services; an opulent NYC apartment that leased for approximately $37,000 per month.

At court, Follieri (who could get life in prison) appeared angry, often shaking his head or interrupting his attorney to tell her what to say, the Associated Press reports.

“In short, your honor, he is a con man, and he was able to defraud a lot of people out of a lot of money over a long period of time,” Prosecutor Reed Michael Brodsky said.

The prosecutor also claimed Follieri tested positive for opiates during a routine drug test shortly after his arrest Tuesday morning.

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Ruben Studdard is Off The Market

June 24th, 2008

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Pass me the kleenex and the vibrator!

America Idol champ Ruben Studdard is engaged to his girlfriend Surata Zuri McCants, 30, his rep confirmed. The pair obtained a marriage license at the Shelby County Probate Office in Birmingham Alabama on Monday.

An Alabama marriage license is valid for 30 days.

It’s all pretty simple, Ruben. Keep your pole in Surata’s hole and everything will be fine. And make some cute babies too. Congrats! :)

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