Archive for the 'Has Beens' Category
On shooting his first sex scene for HBO’s Entourage:
“It’s with a porn star. It was unreal because I didn’t know that I had a sex scene until that day. When I saw a robe in my trailer, I thought, am I taking a bath?”
Uh, read the script first, dawg. Ugh. I can’t type ‘dawg’ without thinking of Randy Jackson’s wannabe Eminem ass.
Bow Wow reportedly wants to go by his real name now, Shad Moss. WTF?! Is that pronounced Sh-add?! Gross. But I’d still hit it with a dildo. Shad’s good looking… sigh, if only he wasn’t such a midget.
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You know uz a junkie when you’ve got coke and heroin on you at LAX of all airports!
One Day at a Time actress Mackenzie Phillips was arrested at Los Angeles International Airport Wednesday for allegedly possessing heroin and cocaine.
Officers were called to Terminal 4 at 10 a.m. this morning as Phillips, 48, was being screened by the TSA. According to TMZ, police discovered baggies and balloons believed to contain heroin and cocaine.
The actress has a history with drug abuse. She was fired from sitcom One Day at a Time 26 years ago because of her addiction.
As a kid, she says she prepared joints for her dad, John Phillips, the founder of the band, the Mamas and the Papas.
“I grew up in mansions, but everything was dirty and broken,” she told USA Weekend magazine in 1999. “Very little was going on inside except sex, drugs and rock and roll. “The first time I had a drink, it woke up the sleeping monster inside me,” she said.
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Richards, turned out to be a less-than-stellar reality star.
“The numbers started out pretty good - just over 1.5 million tuned in for the premiere episode,” a source told “The Insider” yesterday. “But the audience has dropped off. “
It’s gotta hurt when your reality show gets cancelled, not a scripted sitcom that gets dropped, but folks just don’t care about your life. You’re a has been. And your ex-hubby Charlie Sheen knocks up his new wife while you’re still single and trying to think of what other husband you can steal now. Life is rough.
I wouldn’t mind seeing some updated nude pics of Denise Richards, though. She’s got great nips. Maybe she’ll accept that offer from Playboy now.
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Here’s the lineup for the 7th season of Dancing With the Stars. It’s a pretty diverse group of contestants.
I think Tony Braxton, Rocco, and Kim Kardashian have a good shot. I don’t know too much about some of the other contestants. Shit, Kim may win the whole thing when all the pervs keep voting to keep her enormous ass in the competition. I wonder what they’re gonna drape her horse ass with, the outfits are so skimpy, should be fun to watch it bouncing uncontrollably as she moves across the dance floor. 
• Toni Braxton, singer, 40, and season one DWTS champ Alec Mazo
• Lance Bass, singer, 29, and Lacey Schwimmer
• Ted McGinley, actor, 50, and Inna Brayer
• Cloris Leachman, actress, 82, and Corky Ballas
• Warren Sapp, former NFL star, 35, and Kym Johnson
• Rocco DiSpirito, chef, 41, and Karina Smirnoff
• Kim Kardashian, TV personality, 27, and reigning DWTS champ Mark Ballas
• Maurice Green, Olympic gold medalist track and field star, 34, and two-time DWTS champ Cheryl Burke
• Misty May-Treanor, Olympic gold medalist beach volleyball player, 31, and Maksim Chmerkovskiy
• Susan Lucci, Emmy-award winning soap opera actress, 61, and Tony Dovolani
• Jeffrey Ross, 42, comedian, and Edyta Sliwinska
• Cody Linley, 18, actor, and two-time DWTS champ Julianne Hough
• Brooke Burke, 36, TV personality, and Derek Hough
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She was just sentenced to three years for hitting a woman with a rum bottle last October. She’ll get an additional seven years probation.
The victim — a former Atlanta Falcons Cheerleader — was hospitalized after the attack and permanently scarred.
Ms. Brat was convicted back in 2001 for misdemeanor reckless conduct.
Da Brat had so many other routes she could have taken. LIke, taking dem rubber bands outta her hair and making some sling shots. throwing her drink in her face, or rapping. Any one of those options would have made the bitch run and no charges would have been filed. I liked Da Brat a lot when I met her. She was so funny, energetic and positive. Three years over a bottle of rum? Maybe she would have a life sentence if it was Cristal?
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After dating her boyfriend Thomas Starr for six years, maybe Sporty’s trying a lil something different to tie him down - getting knocked up.
“Sporty Spice” is going to be a mommy.
Spice Girl Melanie Chisholm announced on her Web site Friday that she and her beau of six years, property developer Thomas Starr, are expecting their first child.
“Some happy news,” she wrote. “I can now announce that Tom and I are expecting a baby and we are very happy.”
She follows in the footsteps of her fellow Spice Girls Victoria Beckham, Melanie Brown, Geri Halliwell and Emma Bunton —all of whom are mothers.
Rumors had swirled that Chisholm, 34, was pregnant after she wore a baggy dress during a show in Liverpool last week.
“As I’m sure you’ll understand, we needed time to wait for results and tell our families,” she explained.
Congrats!!
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ABC has selected the most boring Bachelorette contestant ever to launch the next season of The Bachelor.
Jason Mesnick is a single father obsessed with his three year old son, Ty. Jason’s wife dumped him and that’s why he’s single. He’s also packing no heat and he has no personality. He always smiles or looks worried, that’s it.
I guess he thinks he’s the business because he has horny female fans,
“I’ve gotten thousands of comments from fans. The generosity and the kindness is unbelievable. Every one is so sweet and nice. All the comments are pure love.”
I thought Jason was attractive until I saw him in his briefs and they showed his crib - both are tiny.
Good luck, Jason!
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On shooting his first sex scene for HBO’s Entourage:
