Archive for the 'Has Beens' Category

Vh1’s Daisy of Love Reality Show October 10th, 2008
I won’t rant about how Vh1 sucks, so I’ll just copy and paste. And Daisy really isn’t interesting or attractive enough to motivate me to sit through a single episode. To think there may be a Daisy of Love 2 and 3 leaves me speechless.
Millions tuned in to see Rock Of Love 2 runner-up Daisy De La Hoya get her all-access pass to Bret Michaels’ heart denied. Now after being jilted by her supposed Rock of Love, Daisy, is determined to find her one man who will rock her world. Daisy is on a quest for true love and this time she is giving her fans the chance to vie for her love and vote to help determine which contestant makes the cut for VH1’s Daisy of Love Premiering Spring 2009.
Beginning this week, VH1 is giving viewers an opportunity to submit themselves for consideration for the first season of Daisy Of Love.
For more info or to enter the competition visit daisyoflovecasting.com

Former American Idol Contestant Paris Bennett Has Baby Out of Wedlock October 7th, 2008
Twenty year-old Paris Bennett is just like Nicole Richie and Minnie Driver and Jamie Lynn; then there’s the Ashlee Simpsons and Jessica Albas who got married because they got sperminated.
Paris Bennett gave birth yesterday to a 5 lbs, 15 oz. daughter, Egypt Bennett.
“I’m so excited to finally see my little angel – and man, does she have lungs on her,” the first-time mom said. “I guess she’s gearing up to be the next American Idol.”
Bennett, known as “Princess P” on the fifth season of Idol, was in labor for five hours before giving birth.
The baby dady “chooses not to be in the public eye” - that’s PC for dead beat piece of a-hole.
Paris plans to drop a Christmas album titled A Royal Christmas on Oct. 14. Congratulations on becoming another statistic, hun.

Mischa Barton Flashed Her Nipple Yesterday in London September 18th, 2008


Mischa attended the “Fashion For Relief” event yesterday when things got nippy outside. I don’t see how this wasn’t intentional. Uncensored pic after the jump… (more…)

You Must Be a Headcase If You Wanna Stalk Adrianne Curry September 17th, 2008
Not only does Adrianne Curry sound all congested when she talks, she writes senseless MySpace rants and she’s pretty talentless. Dunno why she competed on America’s Next Top Model if she just wanted to shove her hands down Tom Brady’s boxers for fame. I wonder what she found in there? Wrinkled nuts, dust and Vaseline. He wasn’t exactly famous when they started making sex. Vaseline’s much cheaper to lube up with
TMZ reports that some crazy ho named Shira Gellis had her dog poop on Adrianne’s lawn then asked the D-lister for a baggie to clean it up. Oh, no. Personal contact!
After Shira had her dog mark its territory, things got stickier.
Gellis allegedly began harassing conversations with Curry on MySpace, and Adrianne claims Gellis eventually “dedicated her entire MySpace page to me.”
In one MySpace rant, Gellis described Curry as someone who was “toxic to the soul … still so beautiful, her heart was as ugly as the death of a child …”
Curry says on one occasion, Gellis sent a pair of Jimmy Choo shoes to her home. In her declaration, Curry says “Only a stalker would know that my favorite colors are gold and garnet. Only a stalker would remember my shoe size. I almost threw up.”
If they were really cute shoes, I wouldn’t even file a restraining order. Adrianne is like way ungrateful - how’d you like that Cali talk? Heh. Bored. Slow news day… and if Adrianne is so worried, she should have returned the shoes. I wonder if she’s wearing them right now? She probably rocked ‘em on her way to court. Why not?





