Hayden Panettiere is back on the market after splitting with boxer Wladimir Klitschko and we already know the girl moves fast and likes athletes. So it should come as no surprise that Hayden has landed a another dude who's roughly 200 times the size of her midget @ss - New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez. 

Mark is one of the top QBs in the NFL and he's also one of NYC's most eligible bachelors. He's previously been linked to Jamie Lynn-Sigler and Lindsay McCormick, and last week he was spotted having dinner with Hayden. "They seemed very close and very happy," a witness from the restaurant reported.

Naturally, a source close to the couple claims they're "just friends." Cuz, ya know, NFL quarterbacks spend a lot of time hanging out with hot young actresses who they're not having sex with. 

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On The Ellen DeGeneres Show on Tuesday, Hayden Panettiere was promoting the upcoming Scream 4 flick, and her giant boyfriend Wladimir Klitschko who's 6'6" frame towers over little 5'1" Hayden, and with such the height difference fans have actually asked Hayden how she has sex with her ogre. 

"I get the prudest people coming up to me and they're like, 'Does it work?" Yeah, it works. We find a way. "Where there is a will, there is a way!"

"They just have to know. Like, 'I have to know, I just have to ask you this question. I'm really sorry but …' "

But.... How do you bang your man? Really? Hayden's actually amused by people asking her about sex quests with Wladimir, but they've got to be some lame folks with a crappy sex life to have to ask her how she works it out with her man. I'm sure it doesn't take much for Hayden and Wladi. All he has to do is lift her up with his giant pinky finger and saddle her on.

Ride that Ukranian horse!

Check out Hayden Panettiere's new 'do! The girl has cut off the locks, dyed it back to blonde (sorta), and is sporting a short sleek style.

Hayden showed off her new hair while attending an event for Earth day last night with her ginormous boxer boyfriend Wladimir Klitschko. So whatcha think? Do you dig it? It's too choppy for my liking and it's pulling orange since she's trying to go back to blonde from red. Even though it's a hot mess, she can pull it off.

The one thing that sucks balls about cutting your hair short, is letting it grow out. Good thing she's a rich b*tch and can afford a head full of extensions when she wants them!

Hayden Panettiere has found a hair color that matches her temper. The vertically challenged Heroes star stunned photographers at Miami airport yesterday with her brand new look. Whatcha think?

Hayden Panettiere is pretty enough to pull off virtually anything and I think she'll look gorgeous when she gets dressed up and does something nice with her hair. She's looking rough here, so it's not the best time for her to be evaluated. Her eyes do look great with the new hue.

Be sure to click the third thumbnail below to find out what Hayden wants us all to do - she has a message for us across her t-shirt.

By the looks of this photo, I would say Hayden Panettiere has a thing for machine guns! There can't be one man out there who isn't thinking of his own penis being in place of that gun in the picture.

As if the gun pic isn't provocative enough, wait till you watch the video of the golden champagne shower photo shoot. If I didn't know any better, I would think Hayden went into the porn business cause it looks like she's getting a serious load shot in her face. I wonder if the champagne shower photo could land photographer Tyler Shields in trouble since Hayden isn't of legal drinking age? Oh who cares, it's still hot!

Perverts or bi-curious fans or horny dudes, whatever, tonight's the Heroes episode where Hayden Panettiere's character Claire has some highly anticipated lip-locking with another chick.

Hayden Panettere told In Touch that kissing a girl is "very exciting,' and that she has done so before.

Californication's Madeline Zima is the lucky girl tonight. Hayden described her character's smooch: “When you are young, you experiment and you have fun. It truly is a person that she just falls in love with, because she fulfills her and she is her best friend and confidante."

Last year Hayden told U.K.'s Glamour that kissing your girlfriends while growing up is "having fun" and "like perfecting your technique."

We've got the kissing video posted for you, it's after the jump.

Some would say blondes have more fun, but I would go as far as to say blondes have more dumb too. Hayden Panettiere proves my point after expressing her fears of a fan stabbing her.

"I'm just afraid somebody's going to stab me one day and think that my power is real and they expect me to start healing. I've been thinking about that since the first season."

Wow I'm speechless, but I like dingy females like Hayden cause they make me feel smart for a moment. Then I realize I'm just as much of a dumb*ss as any rock head blonde, and I'm back to reality that I'm a retarded brunette. I need to dye my locks platinum blonde so my hair color fits with my IQ.

I think Hayden Panettiere is kind of built like a dwarf. It's just that she's short, so she looks even more miniature than she would if she were taller.

Luckily Hayden has a healthy body and a healthy body image. She actually may even take it all off one day. Hayden said,

"I'm cool with my body, and I'm cool running around undressed and all that stuff. You never know. I could be 30 years old and just be like, 'Screw it—I want to take it all off. I better take a picture of this baby before it all goes.' "

Hayden Panettiere's new movie I Love You, Beth Cooper hits theaters July 10th. There's a scene in there where she drops her towel and reveals her backside. If that's the case, b*tch is already halfway there and we can assume that she'll flaunt her bee sting titties and badonkadonk one day in the future. If your bubes don't sag down like this, I say go for it.

While at a fundraiser benefiting the Rehabilitation Hospital of the Pacific on Sunday, Hayden told reporters,

"Back up! Don't you ever touch me! Oh, am I supposed to do interviews? You all make my life miserable"

Some female reporter touched Hayden's shoulder and asked "May we talk with you, Hayden?" and she snapped. I don't blame Hayden. I don't blame her at all. Reporters are annoying and Hayden taught that lady a lesson. When I touched Molly Shannon's arm to tell her "thank you," she gave some stink eye. Celebs are not to be tarnished with a touch from any member of the common folk ever.

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It seems the young Hollywood era is coming to a close. E! Online reported yesterday that about a month ago Hayden Panetierre was caught underage at a New York over-21-club.

Security at the club confiscated her license and in order to get it back she had to call the police.

Panettiere, accompanied by six girlfriends, entered the NV Lounge at roughly 9:15 p.m. via the employee entrance and lasted about 10 minutes before security spotted and carded her.

"At that time we asked her and her friends to leave," NV Lounge owner John Reznick tells E! News, adding that the actress cooperated by giving her license to an employee.

It was at that point, Reznick says, that Panettiere was informed of the venue's policy to hand over confiscated IDs to the Suffern Police Department.

Hence her need to call the cops to the scene to retrieve her license ASAP.

"When my officers arrived on the scene we questioned Panettiere," Det. Craig Long tells E! News. "I asked her if she tried to buy alcohol and she denied it. Panettiere told me that someone opened the side door of the nightclub so she could go inside and say hello to friends, not buy drinks."

The detective says his officers "examined the ID and verified that it was proper ID for Panettiere [and] then returned the ID to her. She said she needed it to travel to California the next day."

This would have never happened to Lindsay Lohan or Ashlee Simpson back-in-the-day. Is it really sad that I consider 5 years ago back-in-the-day? Oh well. The era of young drunken starlets is coming to a quiet close. Are you sad to see it end? I'm not! I'm ready for these bitches to spice things up with some new outrageous shit.

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