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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt's star power continues to fade. Maybe they should read their own book a few times and memorize the text? The attention whores appeared on the Today Show in June where they got into it with Al Roker.

Heidi then claimed that women should "be careful" while around the lovable teddy bear because she felt threatened as a woman while in his presence.

The two were actually supposed to appear on the Today Show on Monday but their interview was nixed! Don't bite the hand that can promote you, f*cktards. Spencer Bratt then viciously and immaturely attacked Al Roker on Twitter yesterday tweeting:

"WEATHERMAN I thought you were out of town today getting your stomache stapled again?"

"you look very sick? Do you always look like your about to die? How old are you 97? You should retire asap- No one would even know?"

"I heard you snitched on your own kids at school! I bet your kids HATE you!! I would if my own dad came to my school and snitched me about"

"is it true you have been married 6 times? I'm sure all your wives left you when they realized you were abusive to women! Sicko!"

How sad. Al Roker graduated from college and had a career before Speidi and will continue to have one after their star power continues to fade. Spencer Pratt and Heidi need Al Roker, the Today Show, POTP and anyone who mentions their asses. Shouldn't that be the most important rule in their How to be a D-Lister Everyone Hates book? Don't talk sh*t about those who can promote you. Speidi's going down!

I normally can't stand seeing Spencer Pratt and Heidi jumping in front of the cameras to get some extra time in the spotlight, but this is pretty humorous!

Heidi and Spencer have no problem poking fun at themselves and knew people would get a kick out of seeing them as one of America's most infamous reality couples.

"Halloween is supposed to be about scary costumes. What's scarier than Speidi Plus Eight? Any reality stars who can get themselves 55 magazine covers will always have our respect!"

I'm not sure what having Spencer and Heidi Montag's respect is all about, but the pictures are amusing. Heidi could totally play the role of Kate Gosselin in the Lifetime movie about the Jon & Kate failed marriage.

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt love money equally as much as they love fame, and if they can't get paid, they just don't show up! Holly Montag had her 26th birthday party at Empire in Hollywood on Saturday and Heidi and Spencer Bratt were absent.

“Holly was really wishing that her sister could just stop by, but Heidi only goes places if she is getting paid. This is her sister and she wouldn’t even show up without a fee. That’s disgusting.”

Heidi and Spencer live in LA. Considering how many celebrities fly in for a family member's special occasion, I find this story completely insane, which means it must be true. In all fairness, Speidi were probably too busy picking out pictures of themselves to frame and give to Holly in time to make it out to the party.

Kristin Cavallari may be a b*tch, but that's not enough to get people to tune into MTV's scripted reality show The Hills. The season six premiere pulled in the lowest numbers in the series' premiere history!

Lauren Conrad jumped ship after last season. Is LC's departure the reason why numbers are down, or has too much evidence about all of the show's fakery begun to take its toll? Are we now officially over Speidi and tuning out because Heidi Montag and Spencer are cast members? Or have we lost interest?

Tuesday's show was the series' lowest-rated premiere yet, with 2.1 million viewers tuning in, a sharp decline from the 3 million viewers from last season's premiere in April and the 3.5 million from August 2008's opening episode.

Although viewership is down, The Hills remains the top program on television in its time slot in the 12-34 demo that the network targets. Scary! The Hills still pulls in good advertising revenue for the most coveted demographic. Once The Hills begins to lose its highly targeted viewers, then I think we'll have a chance at this show getting canceled and paving the way for the inevitable Speidi 'Newlyweds' spin-off. Which is a good thing cause it will be the catalyst of their demise!

I'm confused as to why Heidi Montag married Spencer when he refuses to have kids. Did they not have that little conversation before tying the knot?

Spencer Pratt is mouthing off about his sex life with Heidi and the thought of possibly cutting off his nuts. I'm glad he mentioned cutting off his nuts because I was convinced he has a vagina.

Spencer is so "scared" that Heidi will get pregnant that he's "barely having sex" with his wife these days.

I'm not even kidding -- my wife has me debating cutting off my nuts... I'm very concerned. Our sex life has dramatically changed recently.

His nuts are about the size of a couple jelly beans so it shouldn't hurt too bad. Heidi should remove his balls with a plastic spoon for talking about their sucky sex life in public anyway!

I guess someone actually could pay me enough to put my life on camera for the world to see. My scripted life, that is. The Hills cast members actually make really good money!

Check it:

Kristin Cavallari pockets $90k/ episode

Audrina Patridge and Lo Bosworth are paid $100k/episode

Heidi Montag gets $100k/episode

Spencer Bratt gets $65k/episode

Brody Jenner gets the least - $45k/ episode

And Lauren Conrad was paid $125k/episode!!!!

MTV is obvioulsy making like ATM robbers to be paying the cast this much. The show is still successful, which makes ya wonder if there's any end in sight.

Heidi Montag will take her platinum blonde weaves and silicone titties to The View where she'll be co-hosting on Oct. 1. It's my blogger's duty to mention her Barbie hair and boobs, because they're the most interesting thing about this whorse.

Mrs. Pratt is bound to be fake, obnoxious, and a waste of space as she fills in for Elisabeth Hasselbeck. The last time Heidi appeared on The View, she compared herself to Mother Teresa. And when Speidi appeared in March this year, Whoopi Goldberg called them out because of all the fakery on The Hills.

You can check it out around the 5:45 mark.

I can call off the bounty hunters I hired to kidnap Heidi Montag's uterus, since Spencer won't allow her to have kids.

Since Spencer and Heidi tied the knot a few months ago, her baby making hormones have kicked in. Spencer's not interested in having kids right now and will divorce Heidi if she gets knocked up.

 "Heidi is, like, trying to have a baby like it's going to buy a new pair of Louis Vuittons. She's really ready to start this family. She's not playing. And that's what I'm saying — you can't sneak a baby.

What happens if she does? I told her there's a divorce or adoption. If she's not down with the adoption, I think it's divorce," he said. "I'm a baby. I'm not prepared. And I'm not sure the world wants a Spencer Pratt spawn."

Oh. my. lord. Spencer Pratt actually said something we all agree on, which is the fact that nobody wants a Spencer Jr.

Anderson Cooper is no fan of Heidi Montag's singing, and Audrina Patridge isn't either.

When asked what she thinks of Heidi Montag's Miss Universe lip synching disaster, Audrina said,

"I feel like Heidi, you know, she's doing it for fun, where a lot of singers and people, they work their ass off, and they actually have amazing voices and they can really sing and perform, and I feel like a lot of people don't get to experience what Heidi has, going on in front of a billion people and perform on TV.

"I just don't think she's taking it that serious, and that's what's kind of disappointing for me, for music lovers out there."

Coming from a "friend" and ex- Sony/BMG record label employee, Audrina gets it right. Spencer Pratt hasn't even come out yet to insult Audrina. It's highly doubtful that Spencer has been silenced, but there's just something about Audrina's diss that gives me chills.

Is it possible to hire someone to steal someone else's uterus? If so, I'd like to pay someone take snatch Heidi Montag's before she reproduces.

Stephanie Pratt is running her mouth about Heidi's urge to pop out some Spencer Jr's now that she's a domesticated attention whore house wife.

"Heidi is the one with the baby fever; Spencer is not., for my marriage. What do I do?'" Stephanie says. "Here's the deal: Basically, Heidi got married ... She's like, 'Thank you, God, for my marriage. What do I do?' I really feel like she went to a bookstore and saw Newlyweds: The Wife's Edition, and so now she's like, 'I still want to get a house with a white picket fence...and then probably a dog, and then we'll move on to kids. And I want to take cooking lessons.'"

"I'm like, 'You don't have to do that,'" she said. "I keep telling her, 'You don't have to get a dog [either].'

Heidi couldn't handle doing anything other than play with the pubic hair on Spencer's face and do a few lunges to keep her a** tight so there's no way she can raise a kid. The last thing this world needs are a couple of Heidi and Spencer Pratt babies. Spencer would just use the kids as an accessory to help get him in the tabloids a little more. That should be considered child abuse!