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Heidi Montag’s 22nd Birthday Staged Photo Shoot September 17th, 2008


My love for Heidi Montag knows no bounds. She delivers. She’s a pro at being famous for being famous, staging pics for the paps, gettin’ the bills paid.

My fave whorse spent her 22nd birthday with her favorite horse, Spencer Pratt, on Monday.
On Tuesday Speidi was on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show. Heidi said, “I got some amazing gifts and a cake that said, ‘Happy Birthday, Princess Heidi!’”
And although Pratt didn’t surprise her with a ring, he told Seacrest their engagement “is definitely imminent.”
I hope a cockroach crawled up her vadge.

Master Manipulator Heidi Montag “Apologizes” For Sound Quality of “Overdosin” Video August 27th, 2008
Heidi Montag’s Overdosin video was uploaded to her official website which caused a mis-synching of the sound. Is it possible that this bitch didn’t know the video was out of sync? And, it took her all day to issue an apology? Predictable. Of course I could be way off my rocker. But skanks with fake tits are not to be trusted, so I’m going with my gut feeling. This was Spencer’s idea.
Heidi posted the following statement on her website,
“I apologize for any inconvenience you may have experienced when trying to view or download my “Overdosin’” video. We have experienced an error and are working to correct it as soon as possible. Thanks again everyone’s support. I hope you enjoy the video!
Looks like Heidi’s publicity campaign has intensified and the plan is unfolding perfectly.

Heidi Montag is Starting to Scare Me August 25th, 2008

Heidi Montag is actually serious about this whole music thing. Her first single is the worst of all Heidi’s leaked tracks, “Overdosin” and The Hills whorse is dressed like Olivia Newton John in “Let’s Get Physical.”
Spencer’s bitch is only 22. She knows shit about the 80s, but I guess you can say she’s trying. She’s reportedly doing some John Travolta Saturday Night Fever dance moves in her bust up of a music video. Leaked track after leaked track, it seems as though Ms. Montag is finally moving forward with making music, getting it on the airwaves and television screens.
If Heidi’s music becomes popular, can you imagine how many clubs, parties and stores people will be running out of when her squeaky whining starts blasting through speakers?! We’ll sink deeper into a recession.
Oh dear gawd.

Spencer Bratt Tells Brody He’s Always Up Lauren’s A*s August 20th, 2008
The rekindled “bromance” between Hills stars Brody Jenner and Spencer Pratt took a turn for the worse following the show’s season premiere party at Paradise Cove in Malibu Monday night.
Pratt approached new cast member and Lauren Conrad love interest Doug Reinhart, and began badmouthing his former best friend.
Just what did Pratt say?
“Spencer said he had no respect for Brody because he was always up Lauren’s ass,” the source says.
After this classy exchange, Pratt and the rest of the cast headed for a celebratory dinner at Nobu. But things got worse when Jenner found out what Pratt had said.
“They almost brawled right there in Nobu,” says the source. “Spencer kept saying ‘I’m gonna choke him out.’”
Luckily the squabble got under control and the guys managed to enjoy their dinners at separate tables. When it came time for the check, some MTV producers who were sitting with Pratt picked it up for everyone.
“[Brody] went over to Spencer’s table and thanked everyone for the dinner, then left,” says the source.
What some people will put up with for a free meal.






