Heidi Montag is totally full of herself and religion. The attention whore said she’s a very religious person and would like to record a christian album? I would enjoy that considering it wouldn’t be played on any of the stations I listen to.
“I have been the most religious person since I was 2 years old. I always felt this crazy connection to God,” says Montag, who identifies herself as “kind of non-denominational Baptist.” Montag — who just released her latest single “Fashion” and frequently reads the Bible — says she even wants to record a Christian album.
She adds that she once planned on devoting her life to God as a missionary in Africa. She and beau Spencer Pratt will head to the country in August to “feed children and help build things.”(Pratt noted that they could adopt a baby while there, but Montag said, “not right now. I think we’d be married before we do that.”)
I love how she says she and toothy Pratt are going to feed children and ‘build things’. The girl probably couldn’t handle building a square with popsicle sticks, let alone a real home!
“Temper” is just the politically correct word for cry baby loser. Why do I like MK all of a sudden? I really don’t wanna like Mary Kate for her fashion choices and stoic comment on Heath Ledger’s death, but whatever. I’m caving in.
On Thursday’s Late Show With David Letterman, Mary-Kate Olsen revealed, “He used to play on the soccer team for my high school.
When Letterman asked if she thought he was “wormy,” she nodded and said, “yeah.”
“He does not have a good temper,” added Olsen, who was promoting her new indie The Wackness. “He walked out of a few games. He would walk off the field. He was like, ‘Me or the coach!’”
Letterman said he was surprised by the story because Pratt looked like the kind of guy who has never broken a sweat in his life.
“Oh, my God — that brings up stories!” Olsen said. “I don’t know if I should talk about it.”
She then laughed and added, “The Wackness is a great film!”
Asked if they were friends at the time, Olsen said, “No.”
After Letterman asked her how a guy can be so “oily,” Olsen uncomfortably laughed and changed the subject.
You know Spencer loves Mary-Kate now for mentioning him and keeping him famous, but I can only imagine how rude he would be to her if he runs into her on the street at any time. Her troll ass should always walk with bodyguards.
Hears, haha, Heidi Montag’s new song, “Fashion.” I heart my Heidi but this song is dumb, which is just what the teeny bopper audience wants: trash. I think she’ll do just fine as a singer. Maybe. Not really. I dunno.
But I still think this song is just another gimmick. This is Heidi’s third debut “single!” Whenever people aren’t talking enough trash about her and Spencer, this is what they do, release a song so people will talk about how much she sucks. Why does everyone buy into it?
People is reporting that she’s starting her own record label and she’ll have 13 tracks on her debut album. I’ll believe it when I see it, fo shiz! And bitch sounds like she’s burping out the lyrics of this song. Someone needs about four more tracks laid over her voice - those in the music industry know what I’m talking about.
Speidi wants to get married on T.V. … and I’m wondering how this is supposed to be “news”? Heidi and Spencer always wanted to get married on “The Hills” but LC threw a fit… So now they want their own live wedding special.
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt want to do it on live television.The pressaholic reality-television couple have been talking to MTV honchos about a live telecast of their upcoming nuptials!
Montag, 21, has told MTV programming and development honcho Tony DiSanto that they’re ready to say their I-do’s for the cameras, a source reports.
Whether or not Heidi and Spencer’s nuptials air on MTV, they’ve already said they want their own show. MTV better bring about eight cameras into the courtroom when they split for lots of multi-angles and closeups.
But Heidi and Spencer must know they have to stay together; they’re a co-brand. Neither of them would make it without each other. They may need to split in order for the world to be rid of their stank.
And yes, I still heart Heidi Montag. But her chin is really beginning to get to me. I swear lookin’ at that thing makes me itchy. And she’s starting to look like a tranny who left the operating table before doctors were done trying to make her look natural. Not a good look.
All right I totally suck and didn’t get a chance to watch the MTV Movie Awards last night so the least I can do is post some pics of those who hit the ‘gold’ carpet. Nobody seemed to look too trashtacular this year!
I have no idea how anyone can not LOVE Heidi Montag. As you know, this whorse is my girl. She’s just perfect. She don’t got a booty, but she always makes sure to stick it out. She didn’t have any boobs, so she gets implants, and flaunts her plastic every day. She can’t sing, so she’s recording an album, and she’s not a fashionista, so she released a cheap ass clothing line.
Heidi Montag knows how to build a brand. Oh, ya, she’s not interesting, so she hooks up with a douche so everyone can hate them. I’m into it. You think Lauren would pay the paps to take fun pictures like these of her? Nope. Never. And with whom? Lo!
Team Heidi. Keep sticking out that flat booty of yours. She always makes me smile. (more…)
