Holly Hester

Holly Hester's first job in television was interning for David Letterman in the early 90's. Holly was a college student when Dave called her and asked her to go to the movies with him. From there the two began a secret f*ckship that lasted a year.

Holly says that no one on the staff had any clue that they were dating. Holly says, "I was madly in love with him at the time. I would have married him. He was hilarious."

After a year, Davey dumped Holly and he blamed it on their difference in age. I'm fluent in Dumb A*s B*tch, and for Holly to say that she "was madly in love" with Dave is not something you say about someone you dislike or someone who you feel wronged you. You just don't. You may feel that way, but you eliminate the mush.

Something tells me Holly actually believed that Dave dumped her because he's much older - something he knew before he asked her out and something he really doesn't care about till this day. Dave was going for younger women, hoping they wouldn't get attached, have baggage, or want him to put a ring on it like older mistresses would. Does she not get it? I'm not so sure that she does.

David Letterman would allegedly surround his peen with a bevy of beautiful young staffers, and he favored uterus owners when it came to promotions.

Holly Hester sexed Dave in the early '90s while she was an NYU student. The affair went on for a year. Laurie Diamond was also another personal assistant of Dave's.

Sources said that Dave's fondness for Laurie - who worked for him in the '80s - made her a conceited pain in the a*s,

"She was very content to go around saying, 'Dave wants this. Dave wants that. Dave wants a BLT,' but the BLT would actually be for her. She's just a jerk, but she was a beautiful woman."

Does the source think that Stephanie Birkitt is a beautiful woman, or that Dave's wife, Regina Lasko, is? Cause Dave seems to like his b*tches homely and borderline butch! Not exactly my idea of "beautiful," but beauty is in the eye of the horny cheater.

The late night comedian's grown folk's business was apparently business as usual to members of David Letterman's employees.

An unnamed former Late Show With David Letterman staffer  said that she's "not surprised" that this story has come out, adding that "even the interns" knew what was going on with the 62 year-old unfaithful slut. Stephanie Birkitt was not the only one.

"It wasn't a big deal because he wasn't married. And we heard he had a girlfriend (Regina Lasko, whom Letterman married in March 2009), but she never came around, so it just wasn't a big deal."

People on David Letterman's staff "genuinely like him and respect him." It's like they abide by some kind of boy's code. While another close source says that their 15-hour workdays made it difficult to resist sh*tting where you eat. Well it's a good thing that employee's name wasn't printed because he or she must be doing some lie telling and two-timing.

Blaming infidelity on a crazy work schedule is for the weak. Sh*ting where you eat and saying you do so cause you're a slut is for the brave and proud. Seriously, some of our nation's finest, past and present, are our service men and women who cheat about as often as Kevin Federline eats.