Crystal Harris is, like always, going the classy route. She recently announced that she was auctioning off her engagement ring from Hugh Hefner because it holds “bad memories” for her. And you know it’s really bad when, from one skanky @ss b!tch to another, there’s some judgement going on.

Hef’s ex-girlfriend Holly Madison has never really been a fan of Crystal (probably because Crystal got the ring that she never could), but she’s trying to pull the classy-yet-sassy route when asked about what she thinks about Crystal’s engagement ring sale.

Holly told Celebuzz, “I hope it’s for charity.”

Nice hope, but yeah right! I think that Holly and you and me and everyone who exists in this world knows that Crystal Harris just wants to gain some attention and get her hands on some moolah. I can’t wait for her to disintegrate into the world of bad reality television and ‘accidentally’ released sex tapes. It's inevitable.

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Holly Madison recently took out a $1 million insurance policy on her breasts with the famed Lloyd's of London insurance company, which has insured numerous celebrity body parts. Holly got the insurance plan to protect herself and others who appear in her Las Vegas gig Peepshow.

Speaking with People about her boob policy, Holly said, "If anything happened to my boobs, I'd be out for a few months and I'd probably be out a million dollars. I thought I'd cover my assets."

Holly thinks it's kinda funny but admits her boobs are getting the credit they deserve because they are her "primary money makers right now."

What in the world could possibly happen to her boobs while she's performing? Unless she drops 20 feet and does a booby smack on the floor, or someone sets off a bomb between her boobs, I don't think she'll have to cash in on the insurance policy.

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Holly Madison posed for an untouched picture in Life & Style magazine and spoke about packing on some pounds, cellulite, and enjoying her curves. Holly isn't ashamed of her cellulite (the little bit she has), and says she's always had cellulite, even at her thinnest weight.

"I'm never not going to have cellulite. People need to just accept that it's there and maybe dress accordingly or use body makeup to cope with it. I've always had a butt, and I want to keep it - cellulite and all. I'm not perfect, but I love my curves."

Holly gained weight when she moved to Las Vegas. Living in Planet Hollywood and ordering room service on a daily basis was a big source of Holly's weight gain. She's doing pilates, running, and ordering meals through the Fresh Diet delivery service to shed a couple of pounds.

See girls, chicks get cellulite and stretch marks. They may be hard to see, but Holly does have a few stretchies on her butt and she's not ashamed to show them. Forget all of the airbrushed, perfect looking thighs and toned butts you see in the magazines because so many celebrities don't look nearly as good in real life.

Holly Madison wanted to spend the rest of her life with Hugh Hefner, but he wouldn't put a ring on it. She moved on to a new life in Vegas, and he moved in a few new hotties to take care of his sexual needs until the Viagra wore off. Hugh found love with Crystal Harris and the two are engaged, but Holly believes Hef is moving too fast and is making a bad decision.

“I’d like to see Hef settle down. I just want it to be with the right person, and I feel like he’s making a hasty decision. I’m not sure Crystal is the best thing for him.”

“No one knows much about her. Plus, she’s very young, probably too young to settle down. I’ve seen a lot of girls try to date Hef, and some have ulterior motives. I don’t think it would be a bad idea for him to get to know her a little better. I think it’s possible Crystal could break Hef’s heart. They could end up divorcing, and she could take half his money.”

Shut up Holly! I think she genuinely cares about Hef, but she's coming off as possessive and jealous when she hasn't been in the picture for a couple of years. The dude doesn't have many years left, let him do what he wants!

Holly Madison's boobs are so much better than Lindsay Lohan's, we can all see that. And Holly's also comfortable with getting nekkid, we have all seen that also; therefore, Holly's the perfect choice for anything that involves nudity. Oh yes she is.

The 30 year-old former Girl Next Door will be going topless in front of a live audience in a Las Vegas show called PEEPSHOW. Holly will be filling in for Kelly Monaco, the b*tch Lindsay Lohan was hoping to replace. Mel B is also the other main hottie in the show.

Congrats to Holly!

Holly Madison is the latest Dancing With the Stars competitor to get injured!

She was experiencing pain before performing on this week's show, and while rehearsing for the tango on Thursday, the pain got significantly worse. She received medical attention and a broken rib was ruled out.

"While she is not suffering from a broken rib, she does continue to feel a great deal of discomfort and was prescribed pain medication. She is committed to the show and her partner, Dmitry and will rest when she can. She fully hopes and, at this time, expects to dance on Monday."

Shocker!

I was hoping that I would be able to save Jewel's soul by voting for her. I'm a longtime fan of her original music. Sigh. Hugh and Criss Angel's ex Holly Madison is gonna replace her.

You know the Dancing With the Stars audience doesn't vote for sluts e.g. Kim Kadashian couldn't make it past the second week.

Sources confirm that Girl Next Door Holly Madison will replace Jewel in the new season of ABC's hit reality competition show. Madison agreed to join the celeb dance-off on Monday, and by yesterday she was already rehearsing at an L.A. studio with partner Dmitry Chaplin.

Although Jewel insisted that a case of tendinitis in her knees would not sideline her, doctors have apparently told the songbird to hang up her dancing shoes.

Good luck, Holly!

Neither Holly nor Criss said that they'll remain friends, so I took it upon my self to issue that contrived, mandatory PR-friendly statement.

I didn't see this relationship going anywhere. Criss is some 41-year-old, can you believe he's 41, player, magician douche and Holly is looking for a longtime commitment, marriage, a white picket fence and three future porn star kids in the next few years. He's not the right man for the job and I'm sorry that she was completely unaware of that. They've only be dating since October!

Girls Next Door star Holly Madison and magician Criss Angel have called it quits.

"She's still heartbroken and regretful about how things went down with Hef. Then she ran into the arms of Criss Angel. But then it's like, 'This is not everything I thought it would be.'"

The two seemed to be in high spirits around the holidays, celebrating their joint birthdays at Las Vegas' LAX Nightclub on Dec. 19. "I made Criss a paper ring, but he won't wear it. When he starts wearing his paper ring, I will be the one to propose."

Added Angel, "You know, what Holly and I have is really something that money can't buy. She is enough for me."

They also met each other's parents around the holidays.

Holly will find someone new, fo cheesy, but she needs to find a man who won't cut her heart in half and disappear like a magician will. Pun intended. Heh. My puns suck. :)

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Criss Angel and Holly Madison took off to a  luxury beachfront resort in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. The Pair plan to go horseback riding and ATV riding while on Holiday.

The more I see these two together, the more I think they fit. I remember when I heard they were a couple I couldn't believe it. It just seemed so diverse, but now it just seems normal. I guess anyone Holly dated after Hef would seem weird. I mean we are used to seeing her with a hunched over old man.

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Looks like all those breakup rumors may have been factual. Holly and Hugh Hefner are officially over. She was a great trophy girlfriend, sticking around for years, but the relationship was going nowhere. It's about time. Good for Holly.

Girls Next Door star Holly Madison has confirmed that she and Hugh Hefner are officially over.

When a TMZ cameraman recently asked her if she can get him into an upcoming Halloween bash at the Playboy mansion, she replied: "I have no pull anymore. Hef and I aren't together."

Still, she said she, Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt are "still filming stuff together. We're having fun."

Of their upcoming sixth season, she added, "It's going to be even better. We love season five, but I think every season gets better."

Madison's new comments come days after Hef denied reports of a split.

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