Horny Dorks News

Fantasia Barrino has a new boyfriend and she is so excited about it that she tattooed his name across her upper chest.

The only problem? Fantasia's boyfriend, Antwaun Cook, is married. Fantasia met Antwaun at a T-Mobile store in August, where he works as a salesman.

When Fantasia met Antwaun, he was living with his wife and two children. Fanny and Antwaun would hole up in a hotel in North Carolina, but he left his wife and two kids in mid-December. Fanny inked his name all over her body the following week!

Antwaun has moved into Fantasia's house where he's been shacking up with her ever since. Fantasia moves fast and the single mother makes good decisions!

He attended the Pink Party concert with her in Atlanta a few weeks ago where Fanny even called his name on stage.

Antwaun was also spotted sitting behind Fanny the other night at the Soul Train Music Awards.

Fantasia must be one of those chicks where you're like, 'So what'd you do this weekend?' and she's like, "My boyfriend likes to eat at Subway!"

Adam Lambert is young, hot, talented, and successful - all the best ingredients for being a serial dater.

Adam Lambert dumped Drake LaBry like a week ago and he already has a new boy toy, singer/songwriter Ferras Alqaisi.

The two actually spent Halloween night together at a private costume party in L.A. "Ferras had been helping Adam work on his new album, For Your Entertainment. They have a lot in common, so I'm not surprised Adam started falling for him."

Drake LaBry reportedly "didn't suspect a thing" and was shocked when Glambert dropped him. Hopefully Ferras won't be shocked when Adam dumps him before the month ends and his album hits stores. You can't turn a man whore into a hubby.

What do you think, is Ferras hot enough for Adam?

I'm not gonna lie and say that these two are "dating." Just cause a little tongue down cracked out gums and throat action happens does not mark the birth of a new relationship. Especially when we're talking about Lindsay!

Lindsay Lohan and Gerard Butler were spotted making out at the opening of the Mazagan Beach Resort in Morocco on Halloween. Samantha Ronson's ex was all territorial, saying, “He’s hot, he’s mine! I’ve got no ring on my finger so I’m gonna have lots of fun. This is the most romantic place in the world after all.”

Gerard, 39, and Lindsay, 22, reportedly left together.

Seriously? Lindsay doesn't have to leave anywhere with anyone. You know she's an eff-me-in-the-bathroom-stall-with-the-door-open kind of girl. She can snort her lines off the top of the toilet while he hits it from behind. Don't ask me why I know some people do that, or don't... I feel corrupted.

There is little doubt that Khloe Kardashian is dickmatized, and now she has the fresh ink to prove it. I wonder WTF she was drinking when she came up with this bright idea. 

Khloe says that she was eating out with Lamar on Saturday night when she said, "Let's go to Tattoo Mania! I want a tattoo!"

Lamar, being pussymatized himself, agreed to go. And since the two are so in love, Khloe had "LO" tattooed on her hand and Lamar had "KO" tattooed on his.

Khloe and Lamar are clearly living their lives moment by blissful moment. I can't hate.

Lindsay Lohan's long-awaited return to the cock seems to be underway. Lindsay Lohan also has horrible taste in hookups and partners, so it's no surprise that she was spotted sucking face with married actor Balthazar Getty.

Balthazar is a wealthy heir and actor on ABC's Brothers & Sisters. But Balthazar was such a jerk on set that he was pretty much written outta the show. Balthazar also has four children but that didn't stop him from groping ex-girlfriend Sienna Miller's bee sting breasts and publicly making out with her on numerous occasions.

Lindsay and Balthazar snuck in through Voyeur nightclub's backdoor, made out at a table in the front of the room, and stayed for less than 30 minutes before leaving! WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!

I guess they couldn't wait to make f*ck. Sounds like they're made for each other.

If Stephanie Birkitt had a job on the Late Show with David Letterman, it's not available now!

TMZ is reporting that Stephanie Birkitt has been banned from the set where the Late Show is filmed. They have enough to deal with since Dave has talked about the scandal on his show, and I'm sure they don't need her there to add to the drama.

In other sex with your assistant news, sources say Joe Halderman began the extortion plot as a way to get revenge on Dave for having affairs with his staff.

"This wasn't about money, not money alone. This was revenge. It was about making Letterman miserable. "He wants to hurt Letterman as much as he can, and he wanted to hurt the girl, too," said the source.

The only thing that could make this whole employee humping saga any better, is if there's a Stephanie Birkitt & Dave Letterman sex tape hitting the Internet. Watching Dave have sex is a repulsive thought but it's just like a car accident... You don't want to look but you can't pull your eyes away from the carnage.

Katy Perry likes to play innocent to the public, telling Complex magazine that "sharing bodily fluids" with someone she doesn't know is "disgusting," but she was quick to swap spit with Russell Brand! The two were spotted making out after a VMA party and they've been pretty inseparable ever since.

When asked about Ms. Perry yesterday, Russell said, “I think I’m in love.”

But asked about his nights of passion with Katy, he said coyly: “I don’t think I should be drawn on that.”

I'm sure Russell does have a lot to say about his photographed sleepovers with Ms. Perry, but he won't. After the two sucked face at the VMA afterparty, Russell reportedly emailed Katy a poem and she sent him a picture of her bubes. Sh*t, at least they're both being up front about what they want.

The woman at the center of David Letterman's sticky situation, Stephanie Birkitt wrote in her diary that she was sexing Dave even after she moved in with Robert "Joe" Halderman, Letterman's alleged extortioner.

Dave would also drive Stephanie Birkitt to the house she shared with Robert Halderman from 2004 until recently. And after she graduated from Benjamin Cardozo Law School, Letterman offered her a job as his personal lawyer! God dayum, that's how a true player rolls! Bill Clinton promised Monica Lewinsky a job, Dave told Stephanie she could be his lawyer. Such lying, extreme opportunists!

Stephanie, 35, and Letterman, 62, even went hiking together as early as last fall. They were at David's Montana ranch with his longtime girlfriend turned wife, Regina Lasko.

David and Stephanie have no shame. They're actually perfect for each other.

Unlike when David Letterman announced that he had affairs last week, on Monday's Late Show, the late night host was pretty serious. He said it never occurred to him that his female staff would be harassed now for something he did in the past. Weird.

He also said that his wife Regina Lasko is "horribly hurt" by his actions. Dunno if it's just me, but I think Dave gets choked up a bit when he says that he has his work cut out for him in order to repair his marriage.

Dave's been cheating for a long time and we may never know how many co-workers or women in general he was with during his relationship with Regina. She must be wondering the same thing. As a Letterman fan, I believe that his grown folk's business is his own damn business. But Regina? Damn, I wouldn't wanna be her.

Justin Timberlake may or may not have dumped Jessica Biel a month ago, but he's allegedly been trying to get under Rihanna's umbrella.

JT and RiRi were seen grinding each other on the dance floor at 1Oak's MTV Video Music Awards after party and then they went to Rihanna's hotel room where they did god knows what! Jessica allegedly "found out within days" and Justin and Chris Brown's ex have been talking and texting "nonstop" since their VMA hookup.

But Rihanna wants to make sure she’s not his lady on the side. A friend reveals: “She asked him on the phone, ‘Are you still with Jessica?’ And he hinted that things were cooling off between them.”

The two are collaborating on Rihanna's upcoming album and while in the studio together, Justin flirted by telling Rihanna that she needs to entertain him like a stripper. RiRi than gave him an impromptu lap dance!

They reportedly have a "magnetic attraction" to each other and I hope they give in. Justin's a player and Rihanna needs to have a little fun right now. As long as she remembers that JT doesn't keep his hoes around for good, then there's no reason why she shouldn't enjoy him while she can.