Cameron Diaz Has Made P. Diddy’s Band June 3rd, 2008
Alright, I tried to think of the corniest headline I could possibly come up with for a story about P. Diddy and Cammy Fug bumping uglies. Did I succeed? How ’bout ‘Cameron Diaz is Giddy with P. Diddy.’ Awwww. I love myself right now. What can I say? I love cheddar cheese.
Things started getting steamy back in March when Cameron Diaz and P. Diddy had dinner in L.A. - one of the best forms of foreplay if you ask me, as long as you don’t get bloated.
The two left through the restaurant kitchen because they was on the fuck fuck and hush hush tip. Then last month they were affectionate at SoHo’s Sub-Mercer lounge. The two disappeared into a private room for about 20 minutes while a guard stood outside the door. How much does he or she charge? If I could pay someone to make sure I have uninterrupted sex, I’d skip a few Starbucks drinks and create a separate bank account. Ok, back to the story…
Cammy Fug also showed up when Diddy got his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame last month, then they were getting touchy at Prince’s house party on Friday.
During the show, they laughed and held hands. At one point, while Diddy sipped a Grey Goose, Cameron told him he “must” try her bread pudding, which she proceeded to spoon-feed him. After some whispering, Diddy nodded toward Prince’s mansion.
Once inside, he led Diaz by the hand through its labyrinthine corridors to Prince’s basement. That’s where we came upon the entranced twosome standing in the theater’s doorway. Diddy was bringing his lips toward hers when he realized someone was approaching. Smiling, they closed the theater’s door and locked it. We heard them giggling inside.
Diddy said he and Diaz did not go into a private room at the Sub-Mercer, adding, “It is ridiculous that two celebrities of the opposite sex can’t just hang out with a group of friends without it being reported as more than that. We are just friends.”
I think Cameron Diaz and P. Diddy make a really good couple actually. They’re so cute - escaping into private rooms, shutting the door of a theater for a quickie. Sounds hawt. I can’t hate.
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