Horny Dorks (Page 10)

Well isn't this story a gossip goodie nugget! Kanye West's new, super hawt girlfriend Amber Rose's ex-girlfriend, Tiffany, is upset that she dumped her for Yeezy.

Kanye and his fresh twin debuted their fuckship at NY fashion week. The pair were seen getting touchy feely at various bars and fashion shows. Amber is a video girl who has done butt nekkid modeling and stripping. Nice! She also claims to be the one who convinced Rihanna to get a short haircut.Wow. Now reports have surfaced that she dumped her girl for the voice of our generation.

"She's going to be good for him,” an insider confides. "Amber is a model with a fly, out-there, in-your-face style and attitude, just like Kanye. She's his match."

"Traveling with Kanye can be rough — press swarms him wherever he goes; but Amber is cool and collected about it all. She doesn't care about industry stuff, and she actually understands Kanye."

Tiffany is reportedly livid, poor thing. I have no idea how I would take it if an ex dumped me for an A-lister. I'm sure it must sting! But I love Kanye and Amber together. They're gonna keep making many fashion statements. I'm interested.

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"[Portman] seemed really into him, and went right up to say hello once she spotted him." Before his encounter, Rob told us how anxious he was about presenting. "I was so nervous [about the Oscars]" the cute Brit told us, sexy accent 'n' all.

So how did the guy take the edge off?

"Whiskey and Natalie Portman," dished the R.P. pal.

Robert found a fan in the gorgeous Nat. The two totally flirted it up outside on the patio. N.P. was batting those beautiful eyelashes at Pattinson, and he seemed to be enjoying every minute of it. And there were a lot of minutes. I think Ms. P's used to getting what she wants, as she dominated R.P.'s attentions most of the evening.

But fear not, ladies (and gents, too), it looks like Robalie's just in the crush stage 'cause Mr. P was seen leaving sans Portman at the end of the night.

Who said anything about going home?! That doesn't mean they didn't fuck in the bathroom, okay.

The best way for me to describe Patsy is sexy. Not cute. Not gorgeous. Just sexy. Hawt. And I love that he was really nervous, that's just so cute. This whole international icon thing hasn't gone to his head yet.

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D-Lister and sextape star Ray J is photographed leaving a Grammys party with one-time flame Whitney Houston.

Why else would Owen Wilson voluntarily go back to the same relationship that ended shortly before he attempted suicide and pushed him over the edge? Kate has a power pussy. Her vagina lips are ninja warriors and spell-binding wizards that will keep you cuming back time and time again, for years.

Owen and Kate have been on-again/ off-again since 2006.

A source confirmed the fuckship by saying, "They're back together." So few words and so doomed for failure.

Kate and Owen spent Sunday together at Owen's Malibu pad with her 5-year-old son Ryder.

Hudson, 29, and Wilson, 40, were most recently linked in Feb. 2008, where they appeared cozy at the Academy Awards last year. The two continued to hang out for several months �" even celebrating Hudson's birthday in Miami �" before breaking up again in May 2008.

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It looks like Hayden Panettierre (19) and Milo Ventimiglia (31) are dunzo. If they aren't dunzo then Hayden is a cheater cheater pumpkin eater. Radar Online saw Hayden at Crown Bar last night and they claim that she was macking heavily on Jesse McCartney (21). Radar claims that the pair was fervently making out. Jesse was kissing Hayden's neck while she was sitting in his lap. Then she got up and did a "sexy dance" for him.

Even though Jesse is slightly douchey I still support this decision. Hayden is 19! She needs to get away from old man Milo and have some fun. If she feels like hooking up with a random pop singer then she should.

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It seems like Simon Cowell has been into displaying his chest since 1979. In these pics Simon is 19 and flaunting his chesticles like a proud gorilla. I really don't get it. We see him all the time wearing V-necks and unbuttoned shirts. Its like he thinks his moobs are full of splendor or something.

Paris Hilton attended the grand opening of new Hollywood's MyHouse where she was spotted with SF Giants' baseball star, Barry Zito. This has self-destruct written all over it!

Paris, I should just change her name to the jump-off, and Barry were "drinking, hugging, whispering, laughing and holding hands." After their initial romantical PDA, Paris then danced on tables and Barry Zito himself!

Paris looked "really happy" according to a clubgoer. She also chatted with Kim Kardashian for a bit at another table but she pretty much never left Barry's side for too long the entire night.

This story comes from People, so I kinda believe it. On a positive note, Paris may keep sleeping around until she's too old to reproduce. She claims she wants to have babies, like, this year but she jumps from cock to cock and I want her to keep doing that until she's too old to conceive; we will all be better off as a society if Paris doesn't breed more Parises.

Ew ew ew! Remember Wilmer Valderrama from That 70s Show. You may also remember him from hooking up with Mandy Moore, Lindsay Lohan, Ashlee Simpson and a bunch of dumb celebrity sluts. Well it seems he's bagged another. National Enquirer reports:

[Pink], 29, bumped in 28-year-old at an Ultimate Fighting event at the MGM Grand on Dec. 27 - and that led to an even later night at the Sin City hotspot LAX…

At LAX… they [were] seated into a VIP table onstage and tossed back shots of Patron tequila followed by drinking Duckhorn Merlot.

"Pink and Wilmer were definitely feeling no pain, and they got very touchy-feely," according to an eyewitness.

The two - both notorious partiers - seem to be a natural match.

I do not like this at all! Pink may be crazy but she usually doesn't date douche-bags. So disappointing!

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Question: Who is this boy and why must I look at the beginnings of his bush on every blog?

Answer: This is allegedly Madonna's new fling that she picked up in Brazil. Whilst in Rio De Janeiro shooting a editorial for W Magazine, she picked up Jesus Luz a Brazilian male model.

"She was very interested in him," our sources say - so interested that she invited Luz to join her tour in Sao Paolo and he accepted. "He's there with her now and [photographer] Steven Klein is helping him get along with everyone."

It looks like Madge is pulling a Britney. K-Fed anyone?

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Alright, I tried to think of the corniest headline I could possibly come up with for a story about P. Diddy and Cammy Fug bumping uglies. Did I succeed? How 'bout 'Cameron Diaz is Giddy with P. Diddy.' Awwww. I love myself right now. What can I say? I love cheddar cheese.

Things started getting steamy back in March when Cameron Diaz and P. Diddy had dinner in L.A. - one of the best forms of foreplay if you ask me, as long as you don't get bloated.

The two left through the restaurant kitchen because they was on the fuck fuck and hush hush tip. Then last month they were affectionate at SoHo's Sub-Mercer lounge. The two disappeared into a private room for about 20 minutes while a guard stood outside the door. How much does he or she charge? If I could pay someone to make sure I have uninterrupted sex, I'd skip a few Starbucks drinks and create a separate bank account. Ok, back to the story...

Cammy Fug also showed up when Diddy got his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame last month, then they were getting touchy at Prince's house party on Friday.

During the show, they laughed and held hands. At one point, while Diddy sipped a Grey Goose, Cameron told him he "must" try her bread pudding, which she proceeded to spoon-feed him. After some whispering, Diddy nodded toward Prince's mansion.

Once inside, he led Diaz by the hand through its labyrinthine corridors to Prince's basement. That's where we came upon the entranced twosome standing in the theater's doorway. Diddy was bringing his lips toward hers when he realized someone was approaching. Smiling, they closed the theater's door and locked it. We heard them giggling inside.

Diddy said he and Diaz did not go into a private room at the Sub-Mercer, adding, "It is ridiculous that two celebrities of the opposite sex can't just hang out with a group of friends without it being reported as more than that. We are just friends."

I think Cameron Diaz and P. Diddy make a really good couple actually. They're so cute - escaping into private rooms, shutting the door of a theater for a quickie. Sounds hawt. I can't hate.

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