Horny Dorks (Page 9)

Twilight's Ashley Greene and Gossip Girl's Chace Crawford were spotted sucking tongues after last Sunday's Teen Choice Awards.

Chace Crawford always seems to have someone in the mix, but although this may be a good ol' booty call or the early stages of a lengthy f*ckship, Chace and Ashley have been friends for a while. They were photographed saying, er, 'goodbye' before Ashley left for Canada to finish shooting the third installment of the Twilight series, Eclipse.

I guess they'll be sexting each other until she gets back.

You know how girls have the unspoken rule that you don't sleep with each other's ex? It appears that does not apply to most celebrities.

Chris Brown was seen making out with Kanye West's ex-girlfriend Amber Rose at Diddy's white party this past weekend. Sources say the two were swapping spit even though Chris came to the party with Teyana Taylor.

Brown and Rose locked lips at the July 4 White Party thrown by Sean (Diddy) Combs and Ashton Kutcher in Beverly Hills. Brown, 20, arrived at the party with singer Teyana Taylor, an 18-year-old Rihanna look-alike, but is said to have hooked up quickly with Rose.

"They were holding hands and making out in the shadows," said a witness. "She had her hand on his leg." They were kissing on the dance floor in front of Teyana," said a witness. "But he and Amber left separately."

If this is Chris' rebound after Rihanna, than it's a bad one. Amber looks like a low class hooker who gives hand jobs in the nearest alley for $5.00. There's something about her that I just don't like. Does this mean Kanye's gonna give the bone to Rihanna? This could turn into a kick a*s soap opera if they play their cards right!

Miss California Carrie Prejean is dating Olympian man whore Michael Phelps. Carrie's grandmother has confirmed the news. Whenever Michael is in town, Carrie is his booty call.

"Carrie and Michael have been out to baseball games and lunch.He always calls her when he is in town and they go out.”

“Carrie knows that he has dated a lot of girls but she enjoys going out with him. He's a nice guy and she likes him."

When Access Hollywood's Billy Bush tried to confirm Carrie's f*ckship with Phelpsy, Carrie said that it's "not appropriate" for her to answer that right now and that Michael is "a great man... You can call me on a later day and we can talk about that."

How many women is Michael dating right now? And is Carrie a virgin?! It's "biblically correct" to remain 'pure' until marriage and Phelps is a slut and I'm sure she's being a slut with him. So hypocritical.

Mel Gibson's homewrecker girlfriend Oksana Pochepa has come forth. Russian pop singer Oksana Pochepa, 24, says that she is in a romantic relationship with 53 year-old a-hole Mel Gibson.

Oksana says that her relationship with Mel is serious and she hopes that they'll be together for a long time. Oksana also confirmed that she's the "mystery brunette" photographed kissing Mel on a Costa Rican beach on March 4th.

The slut said,

"This is serious and I hope that our union will be real and strong and long-lasting."

The two met when Oksana was hired to compose a song for Gibson's upcoming thriller Edge of Darkness. Mel and his young girlfriend would spend "entire days alone together in his trailer," but they were trying to be discreet about their grown folk's business.

"They would come out and attempt to walk around separately, but then at the end of the day, they both returned to the same hotel. She was there on and off for a week, but it was clear she had no business there other than to be with Mel."

Well isn't this an expensive mid-life crisis? With an estimated worth of $900 million and no pre nup, that pussy is gonna cost ya, buddy! Hope she's worth it.

Smashing Pumpkins frontman Billy Corgan is dating bite-sized reality TV vixen Tila Tequila. The odd couple made their debut on the red carpet at Bravo's 2009 A-List Awards.

Billy looks completely smitten with her. 

John Mayer did some stand up comedy, I think during his Mayercraft cruise, where he admits to Perez's claims that John Mayer made out with him a few years ago on New Year's Eve. So sad. Me thinks that John Player is bi-sexual and he has really really bad taste. This has obviously been haunting John for him to finally speak out about it a year after the scandal broke. Naturally, John made this confession while in the presence of his die-hard fans. At least he got it out there. Unfortunately Perez will continue to mention his Mayer makeout until the end of all time.

“He has to go tell people that I made out with him at a club. I never said anything, but you know what? Damn right I made out with him at a club. You know why? Because I can’t stand a gay guy who acts like he just turned gay yesterday. As soon as a guy is walking around all wild… I will fuck you in the ass to shut you up. You are not wilder than me. Once you judge me I will go ass to mouth with you just to shut you up. First of all, I was thinking about going gay until you turned into their spokesperson.

“I was thinking about going gay. Every man has thought about going gay. It’s usually like.. 2:23 in the morning you wake up. ‘Oh God, interesting!’ We seem to leave out the details, don’t we guys? Guys like fantasies without the details. ‘Oh yeah, I could blow a dude. Might taste like cherries.’ You know that smell at New York Sports Club? The locker room? That’s balls….

“The idea of blowing a guy, that’s not the problem. The problem is like he’d have some other detail that I didn’t think about, like a hangnail or a fucking class ring knocking into my forehead. Class of 98 just hitting me, or given my predilections Class of 72…

“Whatever, have a good time. Like I don’t know this stuff is going to end up somewhere and they’re going to act like it’s a surprise that it got there. I thought about this shit before I came out… who fucking cares. Have a good time.”

"The idea of blowing a guy, that’s not the problem." Agreed. When you're gay, a blow job is not the problem, it's the solution.

Eternal frat boy a-hole P. Doody had another party at his Florida mansion over the weekend and he got frisky with Cassie.

"Diddy and Cassie were definitely together. They were all over each other and didn't leave each other's side the whole night. They were hooking up all night."

Diddy and Cassie have been rumored to be hooking up for more than a year, but the Bad Boy has always denied it. Our source insists, however, that the two artists definitely looked hot and heavy. And what a night it was. The party went until well past 7 am.

Sad! I can't imagine investing years of my life into a man who looks exactly like a rat. Sex with Diddy is borderline beastiality.

Like many cheaters, LeAnn Rimes confuses the hell outta me.

She was holding hands and making out with her costar on March 7, she then hosted a marriage anniversary party last year and another one ON MARCH 11th, then checked into a Malibu hotel for a f*ck session with her costar ON MARCH 14TH. Bitch, which cock will it be!

In response to a report that the singer-actress is having an affair with actor Eddie Cibrian, Rimes posted a statement on her official Web site Wednesday morning explaining, "This is a difficult time for me and my loved ones, but I appreciate all your continued support."

The personal drama didn't stop Rimes, 26, from appearing on Wednesday's episode of Live with Regis and Kelly where she said, "Everything's great!"

When Regis Philbin mentioned there was a rumor circulating about her, she shrugged it off by noting, "There's rumors all the time."

The singer added that "everything people read it's not as easy as black and white" �" a sentiment echoed on her Web site.

Meanwhile, Sheremet, 28, posted an update on Twitter stating, "I love my wife!!!" on Wednesday.

Rimes and Sheremet celebrated their 7th wedding anniversary March 11, and even hosted a "Seven-Year Itch" party last August. At her bash, Rimes said,

"We wanted to remember how blessed we are, and how excited we still are about each other. We love each other."

LeAnn Rimes, 26, is having an affair with her sexy costar, Eddie Cibrian, 35. Both cheaters are married. LeAnn worked with Eddie on the set of their Lifetime tv film, Northern Lights. The two were caught lip lockin last week in Laguna Beach and they checked into a Malibu Beach hotel room for three hours on March 14. Sounds fun!

Northern Lights director Mike Robe weighed in,

"From the moment we rehearsed, LeAnn and Eddie honestly developed a really strong bond and a warm relationship."

Pictures taken from a video security camera that show the two holding hands and kissing on a romantic dinner date at Mosun and Club in Laguna Beach, California on March 7. Additionally, the new couple met for a three-hour tryst at the Malibu Beach Inn on March 14.

Leann got married to Dean Sheremet when she was 19 and he was 21. Eddie got married to model Brandi Glanville in 2001. They have two sons, ages 5 and 23 months.

Alright alright alright, Leann's husband is gayer than Clay Aiken. I would cheat too. Second, LeAnn is needy and has issues. If I remember correctly, she was engaged before she got engaged to her husband when she was only 18, and she dated her hubby for like months before they got married. Bitch is needy! She got married before she could find herself and now she's resorted to cheating.

It will be interesting to find out what happens with all of this. If LeAnn didn't sign a prenup, she is effed! Her hubby will be the new K-Fed. He's a former backup dancer.

Do you hate my post title as much as I do? I had to take it there. I'm morally obligated to do so. Anywho, Drew Barrymore and Justin Long were spotted tongue fucking Thursday night at Bar Marmont in Los Angeles.

"Drew and Justin were  drinking beers and making out at a corner table. They left together around 11."

Justin and Drew began dating on the set of He's Just Not That Into You then they broke up a few months ago. I'm pretty suspicious that Drew was just telling Justin hi. She's a fun-loving, generous woman who enjoys sharing saliva with members of the opposite sex. At least that's what Gossip Girl's Ed Westwick thinks.

In other words, Drew and Justin's renewed fuckship is yet to be officially confirmed yet. They do make an adorable couple, though.