Hugh Hefner

Hugh Hefner is still defending himself against ex-fiance Crystal Harris' comments on The Howard Stern Show in July. Crystal said that she had only had sex with Hef once, that he couldn't last, and she was turned off by his naked body.

Crystal later apologized, and Hugh is still defensive about her remarks.

Hefner, 85, is elaborating on Harris' comments, claiming that the couple "had sex once a week" when they were together.

Hugh says that he had sex with Crystal "the first night that we met" and that they also had sex with another woman. "It was such a nice relationship that I kept them both over for a weekend," he said.

Hef also revealed that Crystal is the one who initiated the idea of marriage. The mogul says that he's "looking for a partner, a romantic partner." I'm rooting for ya Hef! You deserve to go out with a bang, pun intended b!tches!

Like all people who are pretty and want to do society a favor by procreating but don’t want to ruin their bodies until they’re old and won’t care anyway, B.C. (Before Crystal) era Hugh Hefner girlfriend Bridget Marquardt had her eggs frozen. She told Star that she was living in the mansion, and was presumably shacking up with Hef at the time.

“I had my eggs harvested a few years ago. I was at the mansion, and I knew that kids were something I would like to have someday. And it didn’t look like there would be kids anytime in my near future. So I did something to insure I have a little more time.”

I would make a joke about Bridget being a tanned and Botox-ed fifty-something-year-old chasing around a baby in a ‘mommy and me’ matching pink velour Juicy suit (sex irrelevant), but I’ll refrain. She was always my favorite out of the Girls Next Door trifecta because she was the nicest and just the type of girl you keep around for sh!ts and giggles. Primarily so you can use her natural--and not silicon so therefore waaay more comfortable!--boobs as a pillow, which is always fun.

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I like to picture the vein in Dr. Phil's forehead expanding to five times it's normal size when he heard this news.

Apparently, Hugh Hefner's gold-digging "runaway bride" and Dr. Phil's son -  best known for being Dr. Phil's son - are shacking up together. Maybe Jordan McGraw is just trying to help Crystal Harris through a hard time with idiotic psycho-babble he learned from his dad. Or maybe they just sit around talking about how great it is to be young and famous solely through your association with some accomplished old dudes. But more likely, Crystal has just found a new victim to suck dry (pun intended).

Naturally, there have been rumors that Crystal was cheating on Hef with Jordan and that she left her famous fiance for McGraw. But a "friend" close to the pair says it's more innocent than that. The anonymous source says the two are living together only so that they can work together on Crystal's debut album. Makes perfect sense, not only do people usually move in together when they're working on any sort of creative project, but young rich dudes often live with Playboy models without expecting anything to happen sexually. Now I feel like a jerk for being suspicious of these two.

Crystal Harris insulted ex-fiance Hugh Hefner during her appearance on Howard Stern's talk show earlier this week. Crystal said that Huge only lasted "two seconds" and that she's not turned on by him.

Now the 40 year-old looking bimbo says that she's sorry. Crystal isn't saying that what she said isn't true, she just claims that she was "scared" and "unprepared." Classy!

Crystal explained: “The Stern interview scared me, he’s harsh. I was unprepared and blurted out things I shouldn’t have said, I’m sorry.”

Always taking the high road, Hef said:

“[Crystal's remarks] didn’t have much to do with reality. I think Crystal told Howard Stern what he wanted to hear … I don’t blame Howard. Crystal shouldn’t have been booked on the show at this sensitive time.”

It sounds like Hugh is still taking his breakup pretty hard! Damn. You'd think he'd know that the 20-something year old girlfriends he has aren't madly in love with him. In case you were curious, I know I was, Crystal's interview went down like this.

Howard: “Did you have an orgasm when Hef f—-d you?”

Crystal: “No!”

Howard: “How long did this horror situation last, the actual sex?”

Crystal: “Like two seconds.”

Howard: “Two seconds and Hef [had an orgasm]?”

Harris: “Ehh, I was over it … I just like, walked away. I’m not turned on by Hef, sorry.”

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Hugh Hefner's ex-fiancee Crystal Harris claimed earlier this week that part of the reason she bailed on the magazine mogul was because he's terrible in bed. But there are a lot of loyal women in Hef's life and they're stepping up to defend the reputation of the legendary ladies' man.

"I've heard girls say they have a lot of fun in there," said former Playmate Hiromi Oshima in an interview with People magazine. And she's not the only one who thinks Crystal is full of it. Dani Mathers, who works at Playboy TV adds, "I think they definitely had sex more than once and it wasn't two minutes. Hef definitely has a sex life."

So, there you have it. Two women who get their paychecks signed by Hef and are probably hoping to be included in his will claim that the 85 year-old bazillionaire is a total stud in the sack. Case closed!

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Hugh Hefner was practically left at the altar when Crystal Harris dumped him days before their wedding, but he's over it. He's got two honeys on each side of his Depends, who enjoy watching movies and playing games with him, not to mention the other boobtastic ladies that are around.

Even a bad sex bash by Crystal isn't getting Hef down. Yesterday he Tweeted that he feels "sorry for Crystal. She seems lost." He also that when he mentioned that he missed a bullet with Crystal, it's not because he didn't love her, he realized she didn't love him.

Hef also said Crystal telling him she adored him was a lie but "I'm happy to be in a better place with new girlfriends Anna Sophia Berglund & Shera Bechard."

That's right, don't let one honey get you down when there's plenty of other fish in the Grado.. err, I mean, sea.

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Well, he's not trying to have a heart attack, evil b!tch! Hugh Hefner's ex-fiance, 40 year-old-looking-attention-whore-who-claims-to-be-25, Crystal Harris continues to hurt Hugh Hefner in the sunset years of his life.

Crystal was a guest on Howard Stern's radio show this morning, so naturally Stern asked her about what grown folk's business is like with someone who is lucky to still be alive.

Crystal said that Hugh Hefner sex would last "like two seconds, then I was just over it. I was like, 'Ahhh.' I was over it. I just like, walked away. I'm not turned on by Hef, sorry."

Harris is now spending a lot of time with Dr. Phil's son Jordan McGraw, but she still claims that they aren't dating.

A source recently spotted Crystal and Jordan at a bar in NYC.

"Crystal was drinking mojitos and laughing, and Jordan was sipping a drink on the rocks. But once their friends left, they really settled in and seemed more and more comfortable."

I can't remember the last time I blogged about such an evil person. Hugh Hefner is 85 years old, why can't she let him live in peace? Leave him alone already, you effing C U Next Tuesday! Hef gave this whore her career. She needs him in order to remain on the D-list, which is why she's still talking about him. This makes me so upset. Damn her!

Hugh Hefner spoke with "Entertainment Tonight" about his runaway bride Crystal Harris, who left him just days before their big wedding. Hef says in hindsight he's wondering "What was I thinking?" He admits the age difference was probably a contributing factor as to why Crystal bolted, but "things started to get sour" when lawyers got involved in the prenuptial agreement.

Instead of being an adult and speaking face to face with Hef when she decided to leave, Crystal snuck out while Hef was doing his traditional Sunday movie night. She left with the rock on her finger and "made a point to get both cars off the property." You know gold diggers make sure they get the valuables first!

At least Hef has finally realized getting married again isn't such a good idea. He tells ET, "I think my natural state is single. The only times I've been monogamous were the two times I was married."

He's 85 and has a bevy of beautiful big busted ladies running around half naked through his mansion. Who needs marriage when you have all that?

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Now that Crystal Harris is no longer engaged to Playboy magnate Hugh Hefner, she must be running low on both funds and sugar daddy prospects. The blonde bimbo was seen asking for an appraisal of the $90,000 engagement ring given to her by Hef so she could pawn it for cash.

Crystal didn’t know about the ring’s quality documentation, but she had the audacity to call up the Playboy Mansion from the San Diego jewelry store she visited to ask for the information. (Apparently not an awkward phone call?)

Though she left soon after--the person from the Mansion offered to fax her the info later--it’s obvious that this girl’s wasting no time in her quest to make America feel bad for Hugh Hefner, a feat once seemingly impossible. When the owner of the store expressed his regrets about their breakup, Crystal apparently replied, “Are you kidding? It was all for publicity.”

I understand not wanting to keep your engagement ring to a man you’re no longer marrying, but at this point in time pawning the ring just seems pretty tacky. Has it even been a few weeks since she called off the engagement? Seriously, if she really needed to make a quick buck, someone should have pointed her to the nearest street corner or Hooters.

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Crystal Harris may be one money-grubbing b!tch, but she claims that she never cheated on her octogenarian boo, Hugh Hefner.

Though there were reports that she was banging record producer Jordan McGraw, she insists, "Jordan is my really good friend. I've been working on music with him for over a year and he will continue to be my good friend and I really need my friends right now. I've never cheated on [Hef]. Ever."

Which is a nice thing to say, but that would assume that they were actually in a real relationship in the first place.

At least Mr. Hefner and Crystal are still on good terms/have a good sugar daddy connection. She claims that she is going to return her engagement ring to him soon and that they are “still friends.” Crystal says, “I talk to him everyday and I’m going to go see him on Monday.”

The only thing is, I think that he has so many blonde skanks rotating through the Playboy Mansion that, if he sees her at this point, she’ll probably just blend into the sea of fake tans and plastic surgery. Which, when you think about it, is good for all parties involved!

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