Brooke Hogan unveiled her nude PETA photo on Thursday and she posed with her father Hulk Hogan at the media event. Brooke, 23, says she doesn't understand why anyone was trippin'. Brooke claims that she and her father don't have a perverted relationship and we should all just go home, yo!

Brooke Tweeted: "Im SO sick of people saying me and my dad are in some perverted relationship. Go home and do your own thing! Stop picking on me!"

We don't need to "go home" in order to avoid talking sh!t, b*tch! All we need is a keypad.

Brooke and Hulk have a sexless relationship and I don't think we'll "stop picking" on 'em just like I don't think she'll refrain from having her dad rub suntan lotion all over her a*s or cock block her from potential boyfriends. Their relationship works for them just like talking about 'em works for folks online. We are doing our own thing hun. You just don't like it.

"When Hulk saw the racy photo of his daughter, he posed in front of her picture hiding her private parts with his hands," the source says.

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Hulk Hogan would never miss out on an opportunity like this! The man who flashes his penis while his grown a*s daughter is in the room was on hand to watch the unveiling of Brooke Hogan's nude PETA photo.

Brooke is actually the perfect spokeswhore for the sexist company. She's always been interested in animal rights. Hulk actually turned 58 years old, and he and Brooke celebrated the occasion at Cafeina in their hometown of Miami, Florida.

Brooke was wearing a low cut mini-dress and was photographed bending over to give her daddy a kiss on the cheek. They're so in love!

All Hulk Hogan wanted was a small, quickie ceremony to wed his girlfriend Jennifer McDaniel, but he got more than he bargained for. According to TMZ, security guard and Hogan's friend Ron Howard got into an altercation with photographer Robert Martinez after he claimed he had a gun!

Sources at the wedding tell us a photographer was trying to snap shots of Hulk and his bride-to-be, Jennifer McDaniel, during the ceremony in their backyard -- which happens to be on the beach in Clearwater.

Sources say Howard told cops the photog -- Robert Martinez -- put his forearm on Howard's throat -- and then yelled,  "I'm packing a gun." That's when the fight really started ... and someone at the wedding called cops. Clearwater PD confirms a gun was mentioned during the altercation.

Well, congratulations to Hulk even though his little ceremony turned into a Monday Night Raw episode. I've gotta ask, is anyone else as freaked out that Jennifer looks like an older version of his daughter, Brooke Hogan? I couldn't marry someone who looked like my kid 20 years from now! She also looks like the female version of Hulk, so maybe that's where the infatuation came from.

I am a daddy's girl through and through. You mess with my dad, you're messing with me, and vice versa. That being said, I don't have my dad rub suntan lotion on my ass cheeks, nor would I pretend that he's innocent after cheating for decades on his wife and then picking out a girlfriend who looks like my identical twin.

In Brooke Hogan's eyes, her father Hulk can do no wrong. Case in point, Hulk whips his dick out with Brooke right next to him and she's all chill about it, like one of her friends did it and it's all good. There's nothing to see here, folks! Brooke's reaction is very telling. She's obviously seen all kinds of incestuous crap like this while growing up and she's desensitized by it. I kind of believe that if Brooke and the Hulk are cool with it, than that's all that matters, really. I also believe that they would have been married for at least three years by now had she been born and raised in the Souf or on a Polygamist ranch. Those damn Hollywood careers always break up wholesome couples.

Jump in for the disturbing, or not so disturbing (depends on what you're into), madness.

Hulk Hogan told Rollingstone magazine that "I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody's throat." and as expected, Linda wasn't too thrilled and she gave the perfect response!!

"Hulk's serial cheating destroyed our marriage, our family and our future. Sadly, his recent comments remind us that his definition of fair is much different than what the law dictates."

And the Hulk is backpedaling. Hulk Hogan's rep said,

"Hulk in no way condones the OJ situation. As part of a larger conversation, he referred to it to exemplify his frustration with his own situation."

Ron Goldman's sister Kim Goldman said:

"It's sick to me that people throw around violence so whimsically. That has always bothered me. Then there's the part of me that thinks, well at least he thinks he did it. The warped part of me.

"It's vile to speak of anybody in that way and it's hurtful, demeaning and so many layers of ugliness attached to it. I'm always very sensitive to people saying they would kill someone. I don't speak that way anymore, so when I hear it, it has such meaning attached to it. It says a lot and speaks to his level of violence and propensity for it. It's sad."

And Ron's father Fred was more blunt, saying:

"O.J. consumed two lives to feed his insane ego. Mr. Hogan should dial down the rage...grow up."

You know Hulk probably thought he was being so clever and funny by saying he'd be cutting everybody's throat like O.J. He's perfect for Jamie Foxx's radio show.

Hot tempered idiot Hulk Hogan says that "I totally understand OJ. I get it!" Hulk is pissed that wife Linda dumped him, forced him outta his $18 million mansion, allegedly began spending his funds to the tune of $40k/ month and began dating "some shaggy-haired pool boy 30 years her junior."

The Hulk told Rolling Stone, "I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody's throat. You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can't go to anymore, you're driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife . . . I totally understand OJ. I get it."

Okay, why do I find that quote hilarious?! I'm sorry, all. I read headlines about the Hulk saying he understands O.J. but reading this shiz is friggin' funny to me. Men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Hulk totally reminds me of this dude I was talking to on Monday night. The dude's brother cheated on his wife for years - nearly ten. Then his wife finally had an affair and you can figure out the rest. He IMMEDIATELY divorced her ass. LMFAO. Men just can't handle it when a woman cheats or moves on even though they do so all the time. Man up and STFU already.

The bleached blond pro-wrestling has been and Linda are currently battling it out in a Florida court.

Brooke spoke with Us magazine about the Hulk's pervy behavior.

"I know I'm a grown woman, but it's like he's touching an old car. He used to change my diaper!"

I've just fallen in love with Brooke! Bitch is genius. No child molester ever changed his or her child's diaper, right?! She's brilliant. But I get what she's saying. Honestly, it's weird and disgusting to us, but it's totally fine with her and Hulk because they're weird and disgusting. I know, I'm brilliant too.

Hulk Hogan rubbing suntan lotion on his daughter Brooke's ass cheeks.

This is nasty on so many levels! It's one thing to put some ointment on her butt when she's 1, but the ho is old! You already banged her friend, back up!