Kiki Dunst Now Dating the Guy From the Mac vs. PC Commercials August 26th, 2008
The duo “were making out hard-core while waiting in line for margaritas,” says our spy. “They were holding hands and were all over each other.”
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Scary Spice Sells Her Wedding August 25th, 2008
If you show up at Mel B’s nuptials, you won’t be crashing. Her guests will be strangers anyway. She’s selling her wedding to OK! Magazine. They’ll pay her $400,000.
When Melanie Brown renews her marriage vows at least she’ll recognize the groom - even if the wedding guests are a bunch of strangers.
Scary Spice tied the knot with Stephen Belafonte just 15 months ago in a low-key, secret affair. Now she wants to do it again with lots more pizzazz, but that costs money. So the happy couple have agreed to let their big day be featured in OK! magazine for an estimated $400,000 - on the condition that the ceremony in a posh resort in Egypt is witnessed by a host of celebs.
Why Egypt?! Congrats?
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Sporty Spice is Sperminated August 22nd, 2008
After dating her boyfriend Thomas Starr for six years, maybe Sporty’s trying a lil something different to tie him down - getting knocked up.
“Sporty Spice” is going to be a mommy.
Spice Girl Melanie Chisholm announced on her Web site Friday that she and her beau of six years, property developer Thomas Starr, are expecting their first child.
“Some happy news,” she wrote. “I can now announce that Tom and I are expecting a baby and we are very happy.”
She follows in the footsteps of her fellow Spice Girls Victoria Beckham, Melanie Brown, Geri Halliwell and Emma Bunton —all of whom are mothers.
Rumors had swirled that Chisholm, 34, was pregnant after she wore a baggy dress during a show in Liverpool last week.
“As I’m sure you’ll understand, we needed time to wait for results and tell our families,” she explained.
Congrats!!
Courtenay Semel, Arrested For Smacking Security Guard August 21st, 2008
Tuesday night Tila Tequila’s girlfriend and Lindsay Lohan’s ex, Courtenay Semel, was exiting Pure nightclub in Vegas when she had a run-in with a security guard. Court was wasted and she put the smack down on the back of a security guard’s head as she was leaving.
Courtenay was immediately busted by Caesars Palace security. Four hours later, law enforcement issued the spoiled brat a citation for battery. And the only thing I find interesting about this story or Courtenay is that she hasn’t had any work done to fix her mug. Adjustments desperately need to be made. At least throw on some Crest Whitestrips every once in a while. That’s the real story here.
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John Mayer Dumped Jennifer Aniston Via Text Message? August 20th, 2008
The he said, she said inevitable Johnifer breakup rumors continue.
Reports are surfacing that John Mayer dumped Jen via text message, however, as you know, Jen says she’s the dumper, not the dumpee.
“She is so intent on getting married and having children, he felt hemmed in. After a 20-minute phone conversation, he just said, ‘I can’t take it any more,’ and hung up. Then he texted, ‘That’s it - the end’.”
Meanwhile, Aniston, 39, has thrown Mayer’s “let’s just be friends” request back in his face.
The former Friends actress is said to be furious the singer talked to the press about how “different chemistry” is the reason behind the break-up.
“Once again she feels she has been mislead by a man she cared deeply about, only to be left disappointed. Jen and John made a pact not to go public about their relationship when they were together and now they are apart he has gone and shot his mouth off at the first opportunity.
“She’s moving on and doesn’t want to see or hear from him again.”
It doesn’t sound like Jen’s moving on, she keeps getting her friends to diss John. Who cares if John dumped her haggard ass via text? We all saw this coming, why didn’t Jenny?
Marisa Tomei is SO Damn Hot August 12th, 2008
Marisa’s 43 years old!!!! And she’s playing a stripper!!!!!! And she looks damn hot (exclamation marks x5). Yes, this is exciting. This picture is my gmyspiration. To look this awesome when you’re 43 years old is sumthin’ worth fighting for. Work it out, Marissa! Uh, looks like you already did that. Lookin’ good! 
43 year old Marisa Tomei will be playing the hottest over-aged stripper ever in her new movie “The Wrestler” co-starring Mickey Rourke and directed by Darren Aronofsky.
All is Forgiven Between Hayden Panettiere’s Parents August 12th, 2008
Hayden Panettiere’s parents went for a walk with their dogs in Los Angeles yesterday, despite the fact that Hayden’s dad Alan had been arrested the night before on domestic abuse charges.
Extra reports:
Lesley and Alan told Mario Lopez, “Nothing actually happened.” Explained Mario,
“In fact, Lesley wasn’t even aware that Skip had been arrested. Hayden found out about her dad’s arrest when he called her from jail. They love each other very much and want everyone to know that the matter was completely blown out of proportion.”
I don’t know how getting beat down is sumthin’ that’s blown out of proportion, but when you’ve been married for decades, I guess you find new ways of performing foreplay that I’m pretty clueless about. They do look happy. Makeup sex. Hayden’s dad was probably an intoxicated bastard at the time. Hopefully it’s a lesson learned situation for him and he won’t lay his hands on his wife again.
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