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Although Julianne Hough is a great professional dancer, she's hanging up her dancing shoes for yet another season of Dancing With the Has Beens. Who needs those Z-listers when she's about to star in Burlesque, a new movie starring Cher and Christina Aguilera?

Julianne was at last night's New Moon premiere and she said that she will not return to the show next season. She isn't competing on this season either. When asked about whether she'll ever go back to DWTS, Julianne said, "We’re going go cross that bridge when we come to it.”

Jennifer Lopez is trying to remain famous, so she started her own Twitter page. Ironically, Jen's screenname is jlo, but I thought she was trying to go by Lola?

Anyway, Jennifer filmed this cute little promo for her Twitter page. I've already added her but it looks like she's lagging on updates. If you wanna add J. Lo, you can do so by clicking HERE. To add Pop on the Pop, you'll find us at http:/twitter.com/poponthepop

Kristen Jarvis is only 28 years old, but she has one of the most important jobs in the White House. Kristen is the Special Assistant for Scheduling and Traveling Aide for Michelle Obama. I can't imagine how much this woman gets paid!

Here she is holding up Michelle's dress at an inaugural ball.

Kristen graduated from Spelman college and she gets to travel the world with Michelle. Her duties are vast. She's gone from coordinating logistics for campaign town halls and rallies on the campaign trail to making a list of Black hair salons from Las Vegas to Chicago.

The job obviously has its perks, but I would be stressed outta my friggin' mind to be working for Michelle. Good for her!

Here's a video of Kristen in action.

Maybe "the death of the emo swoosh" has actually taken place, cause Joe Jonas got himself a haircut! The Disney heartthrob had some of the best hair in Hollyweird, and is it just me or is  good hair a must if you wanna be a certified panty creamer?

Robert Pattinson has gorgeous locks, Joe Jonas did too, and those two are all the proof that I can think of right now or need!

Joe was spotted walking around West Hollywood the other day with shorter hair and toned up arms and thighs. I'll pass on his arms, cause those are a little bulky for a chick, but he's got better legs than I do.

Short hair makes Joey look more like a Joe, i.e., more mature. He looks good. Throw in some facial hair and he'd look even better.

Your boob tube will no longer be blessed with Ashlee Simpson running around Melrose Place. Her character is being written off of the show! She's not the only one being kicked off, Colin Egglesfield is being shown the door also.

I watched maybe five minutes of an episode and just couldn't get into it. Ashlee isn't exactly a stellar actress so it shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone that she's booted from Melrose. Executive producer Todd Slavkin says this is the direction they planned on going with the show from the beginning.

“We felt that once the murder mystery [involving their characters] was resolved, the tone of the show was going to shift … and [Simpson-Wentz's] character would move on.”

Of course Ashlee was thrilled to be on the show cause it's not like her career (whatever it may be) was going anywhere, and she released a statement expressing her gratitude for having a chance to be on the failing show.

“Having the chance to play Violet on Melrose Place has been a thrill... Playing a creepy, unstable character was something I always wanted to do... Thanks to the CW and the entire cast and crew of Melrose Place for allowing me this opportunity.”

Now that her schedule has cleared up, she's got plenty of time to pop out more babies!

Miley Cyrus' Twitter addiction was obvious every single day, throughout the entire day! She was Tweeting like the site was her drug, but during an Arizona radio show interview on Tuesday, Miley said she's loving life without the addictive site.

Miley said, "I really haven't missed it. I thought I was going to miss it a lot more than I do, but I haven't even really looked at other people's, which is really weird. I don't really miss it. It's kind of odd."

Twitter was taking over Miley's life. The Hannah Montana star claimed that it would be "3:30 or 4 in the morning" and she could not sleep, saying, 'Maybe I could sleep if I wasn't so friggin' busy Twittering about not being able to sleep,'" Now the Disney chipmunk can get her beauty rest or spend more time with her new boyfriend, Liam Hemsworth.

Miley raps better than Daddy Dude! In case you missed Miley's Twitter rap, here goes it:

I don't like to think that nice guys finish last, but last season Jake Pavelka clearly did.

Jake is one of the nicest Bachelorette contestants in the show's history. The pilot from Dallas is also not so hard on the eyes, but he's lacking in the personality department.

Female viewers were apparently won over when Jake returned to The Bachelorette, after being sent home, just to tell Jillian Harris that one of her finalists currently had a girlfriend.

The Bachelor fans will tune in to see what Jake's all about. I just won't be one of 'em unless he films the entire season in a Speedo or his pilot uniform.

I'm finally going to get an answer to a couple of questions that have boggled my brain for years, what does Marge Simpson look like naked? Does she have a bush and if so, is it big and blue like her hair? The truth will be revealed in the November issue of Playboy magazine.

Playboy CEO Scott Flanders hopes the three page cartoon pictorial will help bring younger readers in their 20s.

The Marge Simpson centerfold is "obviously somewhat tongue-in-cheek. It had never been done, and we thought it would be kind of hip, cool and unusual."

Playboy better get ready for their onslaught of 13 year old customers who will start subscribing once they see Marge's vag. Dads, make sure you put away your Marge Simpson Playboy before you find it with lotion and a bundle of sticky toilet paper next to it.

Kim Kardashian has put her three bedroom, 1,750-square feet condo up for sale. The beautiful "uber chic" property is located near trendy shopping boutiques on L.A.'s Robertson Blvd.

Kim said,

"I love my condo, it's beautiful! However, I feel that it's time to move into a home. I will miss it for sure!"

Kim also has a Marilyn Monroe-esque photo of herself in the guest bathroom, cause nothing cures constipation like seeing Kimmy's face and hearing her baby voice squeaking in your head.

Kim Zolciak had luch at one of the paparazzi's favorite West Hollywood spots, The Ivy. Although Kim Zolciak got engaged to Big Poppa on last week's Real Housewives of Atlanta episode, the two have allegedly split.

Millionaire Matchmaker's Patti Sanger may want to make Kim one of her new clients. Kim was complaining about missing Poppa's money after they broke up the first time.

It's just that Wiggy Kimmy needs to stop coming off as such a superficial, self-centered twat and then maybe she'll land her very own white version of Lamar Odom. The next Big Poppa's gotta have some Caucasian persuasion goin' cause Kim already said that she doesn't date black men.