In Case Someone Cares (Page 12)

Alyssa Milano Is Engaged

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Alyssa Milano's rep has confirmed to People that the 36-year-old actress is engaged. Alyssa is marrying David Bugliari, an agent at the Creative Arts Agency. They've been dating for a year. Alyssa has been married once before but it ended in 1999.

Do people really think it's appropriate to get engaged after only being together for one year? Compared to a lifetime or even seven years (which is the average length of a marriage) 12 months is nothing.

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Heather Locklear's DUI Case Dismissed

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Heather Locklear's driving under the influence case has been dismissed, TMZ.com reports.

The actress' lawyer entered her no contest plea for a misdemeanor reckless driving charge Friday morning in a Santa Barbara, California, court, the Web site reports. A judge placed Locklear -- who was not present -- on three years probation, and ordered her to pay a $700 fine and attend a 12-hour drug education class.

Locklear was arrested in September for allegedly driving under the influence of prescription medicine. The district attorney said her blood tests showed no trace of alcohol.

I would sue. This is completely ridic. The po po didn't do a blood alcohol test? WTF?

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The Kardashians Can't Stay Away From Black Men

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Khloe Moose Knuckle Kardashian is following in the footsteps of her only-dates-or-marries-black-men big booty ho sister Kim and is in a relationship with some dark meat.

Khloe confirms she's seeing Minnesota Timberwolves guard Rashad McCants. Sister Kim's beau, Reggie Bush, "introduced us back in July and we have been dating ever since."

I've never liked anyone who only dates outside of his or her race. So lame. So narrow. So, you have issues. And an athlete? Could we be any more cliche and destined for failure? On a sidenote, Khloe's got Tori Spelling's fugged up slanted nose. I wonder how one would go about fixing that without having to tilt their entire face in the opposite direction?

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Dallas Cowboys Lose 6-44, Tony Romo Collapses in Locker Room

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After getting my ass handed to me like a little bitch, I would collapse, too!

After last Sunday's biggest loss in Dallas Cowboy franchise history, ESPN reports that Tony Romo collapsed in the shower. ESPN.com says that medical staff brought in a stretcher, but Tony walked out on his own. Being a good sport, he also answered questions in a post-game news conference shortly after, but he had to be helped to the podium.

Updated word on the ESPN.com street is that Tony may have suffered a rib injury in the second half of the game. Tony has refused to answer questions about his health.

I'm lost. Rib injury = collapsing butt nekkid in a locker room in front of all your boys? I mean, my lower back hurts right now and I dunno if that's gonna effect, like, my ability to do the deuce on the toilet and talk on the phone at the same time. I guess you can never be too cautious. Shit.

Get better, Tony!!

Josh Duhamel and Fergie Set Wedding Date

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The couple will say "I Do!" during the weekend of January 9-11 in Southern California.

Fergie, 33, and Duhamel, 35, were recently photographed at a Crate and Barrel in Beverly Hills, where they scanned kitchen items.

"It's all going great. It's fun, actually," Duhamel recently told Entertainment Tonight of planning their wedding. "We're both really excited about it and it will be good."

Where would they go after getting hitched? Possibly Canada.

"This would actually be a great honeymoon place," he said. "I would love to take her here."

I just can't wait for some fugalicious babies.

Diddy Throws Party For His Baby Maker

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Diddy threw his baby mama Kimmy Porter a birthday party Monday night in West Hollyweird and I'm kind of weirded out by the guest list. Why is Diddy all over Grey's Anatomy cast members' nuts?

Nearly 30 guests, including Grey's Anatomy star Ellen Pompeo and husband Chris Ivery, co-star Sara Ramirez and reality TV's Lisa Gastineau, gathered at Murano Restaurant & Lounge to celebrate Porter's 38th birthday.

Like, huh, what?

Porter â€" the mother of Diddy's nearly 2-year-old twin girls and 10-year-old son â€" arrived fashionably late to the restaurant, which was filled festive with red balloons and streamers. The night's soundtrack was a mix of old school 70s R&B prepared by Murano owner Sandy Sachs.

"The group serenaded Kim to Stevie Wonder's "Happy Birthday," and then they presented her with a cake."

While Diddy stuck to ginger ale at the party, the other guests sipped on a specialty lemon drop martini made with Ciroc vodka designed for the occasion. A four course tasting menu created by Executive Chef Luciano Sautto was served.

Kim is the mother of 2-year-old identical twin girls and a 10-year-old son with Diddy. The restaurant is closed on Mondays, but opened up for Kim's private party... and now I'm hungry. I can only imagine what food at a Diddy party tastes like. Yum.

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Barack Obama is Barbara Walters Most Fascinating Person of 2008

1) Barack Obama

2) Tom Cruise

Of Holmes, he said. "She is just magic. And I really think that all men should celebrate their women. ... They should all jump on couches for them. ... When you find that woman, you should absolutely be unabashed about it. That's how I feel about it."

3) Sarah Palin

4) Actor Frank Langella ranked No. 4 for his upcoming role as President Nixon in Nixon/Frost.

5) Thomas Beatie, the preggers dude

6) Rush Limbaugh

7) Tina Fey

Miley Cyrus

9) Michael Phelps

10) Will Smith

Natalie Portman Won't Be Making Any More Shoes

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The Natalie Portman Collection for Té Casan, has closed up shop, making it even more of a limited edition than expected.

The critter-free line of footwear, announced by the longtime vegetarian back in January, was launched in February of this year to the delight of animal-loving fashionistas, but not so much to the credit-crunched masses�"each pair retailed on average for $200.

However, Portman's line didn't fail on its own merits. Instead, it was a casualty of the folding of its parent company, Té Casan, which closed up shop for good last month.

The company's website, too, has wasted no time in closing down. It's unclear whether Portman will seek to continue her vegan venture with another partnership.

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Has Anyone Even Been Asking Her To?

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Kim Kardashian is done baring her body.

This time last year the reality starlet added "Playboy Centerfold" to her resume as she had the honor of gracing the Annual Celebrity Issue. While the 28-year-old said it was an amazing experience, it was and will be a once in a lifetime experience only.

"It was a one-off. I don't think I'll do Playboy or anything like that again."

Kimmy K, we. Don't. Care. As Joey Fatone said, Kim Kardassian has "no personality at all." I am so bored by this serial monogamous who only dates black men and fakes a baby voice. The best thing about Kim is her outta proportioned body. So, when Kimmy isn't goin' nude, I choose not to support her because I just so happen to be that much of a feminist.

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Hit Me Baby Three More Times

Here's three videos of Britney Spears' "Womanizer" performances from over the weekend.

The pop princess is getting better with each performance, however, that's not too much of a compliment. Following her 2007 MTV VMA fiasco, Brit Brit doesn't have to do much to be considered 'good.' Ms. Spears does a decent job of dancing and lip synching to her debut single, which makes the very annoying song that is "Womanizer" somewhat bearable to sit through. But her performances reek of half assed-ness. Plus she's wearing Madonna's black outfit.

I didn't listen to Brit Brit's album yet, but I plan on coping it this week. I trust that there's a few tracks on there that will make it worth it, although I heard that a few songs that didn't make the final cut are really good. Going to my first Britney Spears concert? I'll have to watch more footage and give that a good think first.

Videos after the jump

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