In Case Someone Cares (Page 15)

If you show up at Mel B's nuptials, you won't be crashing. Her guests will be strangers anyway. She's selling her wedding to OK! Magazine. They'll pay her $400,000.

When Melanie Brown renews her marriage vows at least she'll recognize the groom - even if the wedding guests are a bunch of strangers.

Scary Spice tied the knot with Stephen Belafonte just 15 months ago in a low-key, secret affair. Now she wants to do it again with lots more pizzazz, but that costs money. So the happy couple have agreed to let their big day be featured in OK! magazine for an estimated $400,000 - on the condition that the ceremony in a posh resort in Egypt is witnessed by a host of celebs.

Why Egypt?! Congrats?

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Tuesday night Tila Tequila's girlfriend and Lindsay Lohan's ex, Courtenay Semel, was exiting Pure nightclub in Vegas when she had a run-in with a security guard. Court was wasted and she put the smack down on the back of a security guard's head as she was leaving.

Courtenay was immediately busted by Caesars Palace security. Four hours later, law enforcement issued the spoiled brat a citation for battery. And the only thing I find interesting about this story or Courtenay is that she hasn't had any work done to fix her mug. Adjustments desperately need to be made. At least throw on some Crest Whitestrips every once in a while. That's the real story here.

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The he said, she said inevitable Johnifer breakup rumors continue.

Reports are surfacing that John Mayer dumped Jen via text message, however, as you know, Jen says she's the dumper, not the dumpee.

"She is so intent on getting married and having children, he felt hemmed in. After a 20-minute phone conversation, he just said, 'I can't take it any more,' and hung up. Then he texted, 'That's it - the end'."

Meanwhile, Aniston, 39, has thrown Mayer's "let's just be friends" request back in his face.

The former Friends actress is said to be furious the singer talked to the press about how "different chemistry" is the reason behind the break-up.

"Once again she feels she has been mislead by a man she cared deeply about, only to be left disappointed. Jen and John made a pact not to go public about their relationship when they were together and now they are apart he has gone and shot his mouth off at the first opportunity.

"She's moving on and doesn't want to see or hear from him again."

It doesn't sound like Jen's moving on, she keeps getting her friends to diss John. Who cares if John dumped her haggard ass via text? We all saw this coming, why didn't Jenny?

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Marisa's 43 years old!!!! And she's playing a stripper!!!!!! And she looks damn hot (exclamation marks x5). Yes, this is exciting. This picture is my gmyspiration. To look this awesome when you're 43 years old is sumthin' worth fighting for. Work it out, Marissa! Uh, looks like you already did that. Lookin' good! :)

43 year old Marisa Tomei will be playing the hottest over-aged stripper ever in her new movie "The Wrestler" co-starring Mickey Rourke and directed by Darren Aronofsky.

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Hayden Panettiere's parents went for a walk with their dogs in Los Angeles yesterday, despite the fact that Hayden's dad Alan had been arrested the night before on domestic abuse charges.

Extra reports:
Lesley and Alan told Mario Lopez, "Nothing actually happened." Explained Mario,

"In fact, Lesley wasn't even aware that Skip had been arrested. Hayden found out about her dad's arrest when he called her from jail. They love each other very much and want everyone to know that the matter was completely blown out of proportion."

I don't know how getting beat down is sumthin' that's blown out of proportion, but when you've been married for decades, I guess you find new ways of performing foreplay that I'm pretty clueless about. They do look happy. Makeup sex. Hayden's dad was probably an intoxicated bastard at the time. Hopefully it's a lesson learned situation for him and he won't lay his hands on his wife again.

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Angie just had her two twins like, recently, hell no. Not researching. And now she's close to signing on to play a CIA officer in thriller Edwin A. Salt. - Scary title!

Accused by a defector of being a Russian sleeper spy, Jolie's character "must then elude capture long enough to establish her innocence." The role was originally slated for Tom Cruise, but he dropped out.

After Jolie (whose last action film Wanted grossed $132 million domestically) expressed interest, the studio rewrote the part for a woman.

You say what?! Now that's progress. They REWROTE the role for a chick?! Luvs it!

She is also planning to shoot the drama Atlas Shrugged, based on the popular Ayn Rand novel.

Add Usher to the list of celebrities with a mom-ager!

"Usher has dissolved his management arrangement with Benny Medina and has re-engaged Jonnetta Patton as his manager," his rep said in a statement Wednesday.

The New York Daily News reported in July, that Usher was disappointed that his CD "Here I Stand" sold 433,000 copies in its first week, compared with his last CD, 2004's "Confessions," which had sales of 1.1. million its first seven days.

"People have been telling Usher to listen to his mother," a source told the New York Daily News. "Nobody knows how to sell him better than she does."

Yeah, ya, ya, Katie's sweet and all, but bitch is weird. She has the oddest, granny-like fashion choices, no friends except for her master, Tom, and she keeps cutting off her locks. You can tell she has no personality and probably thinks going out after 10 p.m. is a sin.

Katie Holmes just had her bob chopped off into a shaggy, pixie-esque crop. The actress, who's turned into something of a style chameleon this year, was spotted in New York on the way to a stage rehearsal for her new Broadway show showing off her new ‘do �" turning heads of passers-by, and the assembled paparazzi.

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Damage control!

In a new YouTube video, Miley and her BFF Mandy mock Selena Gomez and her pal Demi Lovato. Miley, 15, makes fun of a T-shirt Gomez, 16, wore and teases Demi, 15, about a gap she used to have in her teeth.

 

The clip surfaces the same week that rumors are spreading that Selena is dating Miley's ex Nick Jonas.

Miley is so not sorry, her apology is more like, eat ass, Selena and Demi!

Miley said,

"We're super sorry, but we were, like, just having fun. That's our thing, to be funny. They were being funny on their show, and [as] Elvis says, 'Imitation is the greatest form of flattery,' so we were, like, imitating them. You know, like, being funny."

 

Here's Miley's Selena sucks video.

You know I've been busy, and I just watched the video today. Miley's pretty hilarious! I was shocked. But I also feel sorry for her. How embarrassing are these videos gonna be to her 10, or even 5 years from now? Quick, someone hide me. I'm embarrassed for Miley.

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Nas has banded together with ColorOfChange.org & MoveOn.org to gather over 620,000 signatures petitioning Fox News and Bill O'Reilly (who used the phrase "lynching party" recently) for their racist propaganda against the Obama family and black Americans.

Check it out.