In Case Someone Cares (Page 16)

Andy Dick, 42, was arrested early this morning in Murrieta, CA on suspicion of drug possession and misdemeanor sexual battery.

Dick was busted at about 2:00AM in a parking lot near Buffalo Wild Wings.

He allegedly pulled down a 17-year-old's shirt and then groped her breasts.  Ew.

He is being held at the Southwest Detention Center with his bail set at $5,000.

This guy is out of control and has been for a long damn time. It's no secret that he is one of the biggest and most blatant coke freaks in Hollywood. This loser junkie is going to "blow" all of his money right up his fat f*cking nose. I don't see him hitting rehab anytime soon. He's an asshole druggie who's pretty far gone and has no intentions of changing. Lock that ugly bitch up!

It looks like Heidi Montag's collection for Anchor Blue has been successful; those darn kids will buy just about anything, won't they? That other star of the Hills is still trying to one up her old BFF Lauren Conrad with her own line of affordable clothes. So if you still think skinny jeans are "hawt", and showing your midriff is the in thing, *snickers*, you'll probably enjoy Heidi's Club Collection:

I care much more about Starbucks closing 600 shops than I do about Kate Hudson dating Lance Armstrong. Well, I also care more about the poop I took last week than these two jerks.

I'm not into either of 'em and I totally want Lance to knock her up and dump her, because I think she's that much of a whore and a bitch. I'm totally gonna get dumped after I get preggers for saying that, but I feel that strongly about this skank, which, of course, has nothing to do with me being a bitter, angry bitch who needs to get laid. My feelings just happen to be what some label a "coincidence."

Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong step out to a beachside lunch �" and they have company! The happy couple dined with Hudson's mom, Goldie Hawn, Tuesday at Santa Monica eatery Ivy at the Shore, and the group "looked like they were having a great time."

Flaunting your relationship at The Ivy?! I hate these tools. That reminds me, I haven't been to the Ivy in so long. I must see Xtina Aguilera in clown face up close. My 5'4 ass should be out there front and center, knockin' the paps down with my purse and getting pics for you guys. Heh.

Liz Rosenberg said,

"Madonna's husband Guy arrived in New York last night to be with his wife and family (not in a last ditch attempt to save his marriage which does not need saving). There are no plans for Madonna and Guy to divorce."

YAWN!!!!! They need to get divorced because I've been hearing about this rumor every single day for the past week. This is like spending $80 at the bar on alcohol and not even getting buzzed. Yes, it's happened to me many times before, like $60. What's my payoff for putting in all that effort to read this dumb ass rumor on every entertainment site? Geezus.

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It's nice to see Nicole's not doing reality TV, at least for the moment.

Former Simple Life star Nicole Richie, 26, will expand her presence on the small screen this fall, when she appears in an episode of the NBC comedy Chuck, the network announced. And Richie will be playing a role all too familiar in Young Hollywood: the Mean Girl.

According to NBC, Richie will play a "snarky and spiteful girl who tortured" actress Yvonne Strahovski's character in high school. In the episode, airing sometime this fall, Strahovski's character, Special Agent Sarah Walker, "must face her fears when she is forced to attend her 10-year high school reunion," for a mission with costar Zachary Levi (Chuck) as her date.

Chuck's executive producer Josh Schwartz says, "Nicole auditioned for the part and was very funny. This role is a great opportunity for her to show off her comedic skills and be diabolically evil and kick some butt. It's going to be really fun."

Richie has also guest-starred on 8 Simple Rules … for Dating My Teenage Daughter and American Dreams. â€" David Caplan

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Kid Rock is apparently wanting us all to get locked up. After bitching last week about Itunes ripping people off and keeping his back catalogue off of their site, Kid posted a message telling everyone to keep on stealin'!

"The whole debate on downloading music has gone too far. There are record companies suing kids. You can illegally download my music, steal it if you will. Because I'm fucking rich. How can I bitch about you downloading a song or two?

What I would encourage you to do? Let's level the playing field. Steal everything. If you want a new MP3 player or a computer… Do you know how much money Apple and Microsoft have? Go in there, get a new laptop and run. You need a new car? Go steal a Toyota."

If I had the skills, I'd snatch up a new laptop right now. Hell, a new car sounds good too, but I'll just stick to stealing music off the internet. Actually, I don't even do that so I've got no skills what so ever. I totally suck!

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Rapper/producer, steroid boyTimbaland, married his girlfriend of two years this weekend on a private island in Aruba. Actually, they tied the knot earlier this month in sweat pants in Virginia but he's gotta do it big with a formal ceremony for his rich pals. Missy Elliott, Ginuwine, Omarion and rapper Magoo are just a few celeb names on the guest list.

Timbland and Idlett, who are based in Miami, welcomed a baby girl named Reign in November. Timbaland, 37, also has two sons, Demetrius and Frankie, from a previous relationship. Demetrius gave the bride away and Frankie was the ring bearer. Reign was carried down the aisle by their longtime friend Fredrick Fraser, the vice president of Mosely Music. Timbaland proposed during Idlett's baby shower in October.

They had been dating for two years and this is the first marriage for both.

Enough with the honeymoon crap and get back to producing some hot hits!

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Naomi Campbell attends a launch party for new products from De Grisogono at the Palace Hotel February 15, 2008 in Gstaad, France.

Naomi Campbell pleaded guilty Friday to assaulting two police officers at London's Heathrow Airport.

She could spend up to six months behind bars. She is currently awaiting her sentencing.

The model, 38, also admitted she used threatening and abusive language to cabin crew â€" another public order offence.

Campbell was arrested in April aboard a British Airways flight when she threw a fit after her carry-on bags came up missing. She was removed from the plane and held for eight hours at the airport police station before being released.

Though a British Airways rep would not comment on the case, the spokesperson suggested that Campbell has been banned by the airline.

"We take all cases of disruptive behavior extremely seriously and take action where appropriate," the rep said in a statement. "We have banned people from traveling with us in the past, and we reserve the right to ban passengers."

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Charlotte Church is knocked up again.

Singer Charlotte Church is pregnant again! The 22-year-old and rugby player Gavin Henson, 26, announced they're expecting their second child on her official site.

"The couple are thrilled, as are their immediate families," the statement read.

Having two kids with the same man when you're not married? What a great role model. Her career is officially dead. I hope.

Charlotte can blow but she's just like Amy Winehouse. Total talent waster. Congrats?

NBA Champions: The Boston Celtics' Kevin Garnett, Ray Allen and MVP, Paul Pierce.

This picture is just the cutest. The Boston Celtics owned the Lakers and made them their bitches. Showing no mercy and hitting 3-point shot after 3-pointer, stealing the ball like it was a magnet they were simply drawn to, The Boston Celtics rained on dem hoes last night in a glorious 131 - 92 Boston NBA Finals blow out.

I was rooting for the Boston Celtics because The Lakers think victory is owed to them and they're a bunch of punk ass bitches! There was no way they were gonna win this series. PLEASE!

Paul Pierce, the Finals MVP, is from L.A. and he's been with the Celtics his entire NBA career. The Celtics were THE WORST team in the NBA last year, now they're the best by far! You can also sense that they're genuine friends, something you can't honestly say about The Lakers. And during the finals, Paul Pierce hit almost EVERY single free throw shot under pressure, now that's talent. :)

Kevin Garnett and all these talented guys were SO happy last night. You felt the emotion right along with them. They're just so grateful and excited about their title, and justifiably so. You've come a long way, Celtics. CONGRATS!!!! :)

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