In Case Someone Cares (Page 3)

It's bad enough Lindsay Lohan has her own line of leggings for sale, but now she's extending it to other goodies, such as jewelry and shoes. I'm so happy about it that I could just kiss an elephant's as* right now!

Since Lindsay is hard-up to get people to purchase her goods, she posted a message on Twitter letting everyone know about her upcoming extension of 6126.

“i need MORE followers i am so sad about this, how can i tell everyone about my 6126 full collection COMING OUT! all clothing.”

Stick with what you really do best, which is posting ridiculous rants on Twitter, making a drunken fool of yourself in front of the paparazzi, and snorting a few lines of coke.... And keep your leggings to yourself, too!

Is it a slow news day when People magazine and UsWeekly are reporting that a monkey pissed on Kim Kardashian?

Without further ado, I, too, will report this life-changing news: a monkey peed on Kim Kardashian.

Kim said: I stopped by Katalyst while Ashton Kutcher was filming! They had this little monkey that the magician, Dynamo, made appear!

Kim initially thought that the monkey was "really cute."

"... But then he peed on me!! Ashton said the monkey had pooped on him, so I didn't feel too bad, haha. Gross little monkey!"  When you're paid $10k to mention a product in one of your tweets, and you have your own reality show and business empire, a little unexpected piss is apparently headline news.

No wonder Kim's the 6th most Googled celebrity of 2009. She writes a friggin' blog whenever she queefs.

I am at a loss of words and I don't know how to write this post without sounding more obnoxious than I usually do.

Carrie Underwood is engaged to husky hockey player Mike Fisher. Being engaged means that Carrie should have a ring. Being engaged also means that the ring Carrie has should be worn on her ring finger on her left hand. Carrie is following the rules and she's doing just that, but somehow this is headline news?

Carrie is wearing her engagment ring! Did you hear that, all? I'm suffering from a loss of breath and I've just collapsed onto the ground. Someone throw Robert Pattinson into an ambulance and dial 911 so Patsy can give me some mouth-to-mouth. With tongue.

Tiger Woods has 10 mistresses and counting. And early this morning A WOMAN was taken from his home. Elin Nordegren had already moved out, therefore, if another woman was in his house, she must be another one of Tiger's mistresses, right? Wrong.

Tiger's MOTHER IN LAW was taken to the hospital after complaining about stomach pains. This story was sensationalized to the umpteenth degree and I wanted to present this nonsense as it was first reported.

The woman rushed to a hospital from Tiger Woods's Florida home was his mother-in-law, Barbro Holmberg, sources at the medical facility confirm. An ambulance took Holmberg, 57, to Health Central Hospital in Ocoee, Fla., early Tuesday morning. Holmberg, suffered shortness of breath and dizziness. She was taken to the facility as a precaution.

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Michelle Obama has the Midas touch. If she wears it, it will be in high demand! Indian designer Naeem Khan is the lucky one this time around. Michelle chose his gown to wear to the White House State Dinner.

Naeem was among the first designers chosen to submit pieces for the First Lady. Naeem told The Washington Examiner that Michelle's dress is a "super chic" modernized version of traditional sari.

“Just to twist a little bit of the old way of dressing into the modern is the classy way of doing Indian. I wish a lot of people will do that.”

I do like the dress. Michelle's got massive hips and a big butt so I applaud any designer that knows how to design pieces for bootylicious women.

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, two fiercely private celebrities, are now putting their fingers on keyboards to post 140-character tweets on Twitter.

Still wanting to keep everyone outta their business, they haven't created their own personal Twitter accounts but they have posted a few tweets to thank fans on Twitter.

Robert tweeted: "Thank you for making NEW MOON #1. It's very exciting to be a part of something embraced by so many people. I hope you are looking forward to ECLIPSE as much as I am."

Kristen tweeted: "You all have proven you're the most amazing fans in the world once again."

Robsten's tweets can be found on the Twilight Twitter page.

Some band many of us had never heard of, Gloriana, a country group won T-Mobile's Breakthrough Artist Award at the American Music Awards, beating out Lady Gaga and Keri Hilson.

Formed in 2008, Gloriana is composed of brothers Tom Gossin and Mike Gossin (vocals, guitar), Rachel Reinert (vocals tambourine), and Cheyenne Kimball (vocals, mandolin).

Gloriana's first single "Wild at Heart" was released in February 2009 and became a Top 20 hit on the U.S. Billboard Hot Country Songs chart. Their debut self titled disc was released on August 4th, 2009.

Very impressive!

Although Julianne Hough is a great professional dancer, she's hanging up her dancing shoes for yet another season of Dancing With the Has Beens. Who needs those Z-listers when she's about to star in Burlesque, a new movie starring Cher and Christina Aguilera?

Julianne was at last night's New Moon premiere and she said that she will not return to the show next season. She isn't competing on this season either. When asked about whether she'll ever go back to DWTS, Julianne said, "We’re going go cross that bridge when we come to it.”

Jennifer Lopez is trying to remain famous, so she started her own Twitter page. Ironically, Jen's screenname is jlo, but I thought she was trying to go by Lola?

Anyway, Jennifer filmed this cute little promo for her Twitter page. I've already added her but it looks like she's lagging on updates. If you wanna add J. Lo, you can do so by clicking HERE. To add Pop on the Pop, you'll find us at http:/twitter.com/poponthepop

Kristen Jarvis is only 28 years old, but she has one of the most important jobs in the White House. Kristen is the Special Assistant for Scheduling and Traveling Aide for Michelle Obama. I can't imagine how much this woman gets paid!

Here she is holding up Michelle's dress at an inaugural ball.

Kristen graduated from Spelman college and she gets to travel the world with Michelle. Her duties are vast. She's gone from coordinating logistics for campaign town halls and rallies on the campaign trail to making a list of Black hair salons from Las Vegas to Chicago.

The job obviously has its perks, but I would be stressed outta my friggin' mind to be working for Michelle. Good for her!

Here's a video of Kristen in action.