In Case Someone Cares (Page 31)

Kate Hudson's Son Wants To Rock The Mohawk

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Kate Hudson says she's been ready for months to cut off Ryder's long girly locks but he only wants it cut if she gives him a mohawk. What are you waiting for Kate? Give him the damn mohawk already! 3 year old boys with 'hawks are so in right now. It's better than having people wonder if you've got a little boy or a girl every time you walk out in public.

She says, "He won't let me cut it. I said, 'We're gonna have to cut your hair...' and he goes, 'Yeah mom... I wanna mohawk!' I was like, 'I can't.'"
And Hudson blames Ryder's father, rocker Chris Robinson, for her son's look: "I think it's a daddy thing - his daddy's got long hair so he loves his long hair."

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Avril Lavigne and her Troll Husband at Target

I'm Bringing Blogging Back's Exclusive Interview With The Hills Elodie

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IBBB: You are now my favorite on The Hills, a national treasure some would say. What fun things are you working on right now?Elodie: Well, since I left Bolthouse, I've decided to start my own business! It is the most amazing bath and body line. It was created in France and the name is French! Its called "jolie en rose par Elodie," which means "pretty in pink" by Elodie. Pink is my absolute favorite color. I am the first generation in my whole family to be born in the states, so I have a lot of international background! It's the perfect line!!! I am hoping to launch as soon as December. You can check out the myspace page at www.myspace.com/jolieenrose or the website at www.jolieenrose.com

IBBB's Thoughts: Phhew. Good call starting out with a legit question. Now let's really white-trash this interview up!

IBBB: So...I know that half of The Hills is scripted, but tell me...are cue cards ever involved?

Elodie: There are never any cue cards (laughs). The show isn't scripted either, it's a reality show!

IBBB's Thoughts: Damn my ignorance for not bringing my lie-detector equipment with me.

IBBB: Many people put Heidi in the same company as Saddam Hussein, Osama Bin Laden, and Hitler and by "many people" I actually mean "just me." What's the real deal with Heidi? Is she as douche-a-palooza as the show makes her seem?

Elodie: NO WAY! I think there is hope for Heidi, but not if she stays with that Spencer.

IBBB's Thoughts: Why won't she call him Steve Sanders? I'm going to bring it up again.

IBBB: There's currently a war going on in Iraq (or so I hear). We're struggling with Global Warming and/or the Greenhouse Effect (don't really know the difference). With that said, who do you think would win in a chicken fight: One of the Olsen Skanks or the lady who played the grandmother in the hit 90's TV show, Family Matters?

Elodie: I think one of the Olsen twins would win!

IBBB's Thoughts: Why didn't she say "skanks?" I said "skanks." I thought she would have been comfortable with it. Note to self, bring up other Full House questions later.

IBBB: Your recent episode when you told Heidi "it was sad" was a real treat. I immediately thought, "we need more Elodie." Will you be making more of an impact on future shows and what, if anything, would you want to clear up about that episode?

Elodie: As of right now, I don't know if I will be in any more episodes as I don't work at Bolthouse. But...you never know! Keep watching.

IBBB's Thoughts: Don't boss me.

IBBB: I have 5 words for you. Justin Bobby. Discuss.

Elodie: I think that Justin Bobby is the funniest name. I think he is the way he is and no one will be able to change him. If Audrina likes that he is anti-social, we have to accept that. He definitely seems like a completely different type of boyfriend on the show than the boyfriends we have seen.

I loved Elodie so I give big props and chest bumps to IBBB for getting this interview! To read the rest of IBBB's interview with Elodie, Check it out here!

Marion Jones Returns Her Five Olympic Medals

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After admitting to steroid use, Marion Jones returned all five medals she won in the Sydney Olympics in 2000 "She has returned the medals," attorney Henry DePippo said Monday. "She's not going to comment on the matter while it's pending in court but the medals were returned today." The track star admitted in federal court Friday that she took a steroid known as "the clear" before, during and after the Sydney games. She also pleaded guilty to two counts of obstruction of justice.

"I want you to know that I have been dishonest and you have the right to be angry with me. I have let (my family) down, I have let my country down and I have let myself down," a tearful Jones said after the court session. The admission came after years of angry denials she had used steroids.

At least she had the shriveled up balls to come forward and admit she did wrong. If only we could get all of those pros in football, baseball, wrestling, etc. to admit their use of steroids. Takes a woman to do a man's job sometimes.

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Lily Allen Lost Weight The Hypnosis Way

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Lily Allen has gone from size 12 to size eight after several sessions with Susan Hepburn, who she claims has reprogrammed her brain to enjoy healthy organic food and associate trips to the gym with feeling happy.Allen, 22, is delighted with her new look and said: "After the hypnotism, I want to go to the gym every day, otherwise I feel really bad. "I just want to get more toned and healthy. I'm really good about everything at the moment - I've never been happier Hypnotist Ms Hepburn runs a Harley Street clinic specialising in self-improvement techniques. She charges about £300 an hour for weight-loss treatment, including instruction on self-hypnosis.

Those who have undergone the treatment claim that she implants subconscious messages that remind them to stop eating when they feel full.

My dad did the hypnosis thing and lost about 30 pounds. Just like any diet it doesn't work forever and you have to work at it. This is totally off the weight loss subject but I was hypnotized by a comedian one time. That shit really works too. If you can get me bent over with a chick slapping my ass cause she's my lesbian lover (or at least that's what I was told) in front of about 200 people singing Joan Jett's 'I Love Rock 'N Roll', then I'm sold on the hypnotizing thing.

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Pam Anderson Wedding: Pigs In A Blanket & Lobster Tacos

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Her Las Vegas nuptials to Rick Salomon on Saturday were so swift, she squeezed it into the 90 minutes between performances of Hans Klok's magic show, in which she is an assistant. Hello, I just got married," she announced after the second show.

"It's a big day. A big day at the office."Former Daily News gossip Marc Malkin reported for E! that wedding planners had to bring in a fake wedding cake because they were given only one-day's notice. The 40 guests enjoyed pigs in a blanket, macaroni and cheese, and tuna and lobster tacos.

Hell, her wedding to Kid Rock was more classy than this! Pam's just not hot anymore, so Rick Salomon is right up her alley. We all know this crap's just for attention anyway.

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Same Hair, Different Color

They must share the same guyliner and hair products.

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It looks like Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson share more than just a friendship and romance at Movieline's Hollywood Lifestyle Awards at the Pacific Design Center in Los Angeles on Friday.

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Charlie Sheen To Denise Richards - You're A Jobless Pig

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Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen's custody battle is a serious mess and keeps getting worse. Documents that Denise Richards filed last week for their custody case include hateful emails sent from Charlie.

"You are a pig. A sad, jobless pig who is sad and talentless and sad and jobless and evil and a bad mom, so go [bleep] yourself sad jobless pig," "You are an evil piece of [bleep]. I can't wait to tell the world what a piece of [bleep] you are. You don't get a [bleeping] dime till this is resolved," says a third e-mail.

Pictures of Sheen's "erect penis" that Richards says he used for his profile on sex sites are also included, which Richards claims he e-mailed to approximately 30 women. "I'd love to give it to you any time," Sheen wrote to one woman under the screen name "mrjonze55."

Richards says Sheen even visited gay pornography sites - "which I found even more disturbing because I felt that the boys looked underage," the documents state. Sheen said through his spokesman, "I will not dignify the majority of these allegations with any measure of response. On its best day it remains laughable and inane."

I'm not taking sides on this one. I've decided they're both crazy! Why would they make their custody battle so public? Aren't they suppose to be the adults here?

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Perez Hilton's Black Eye Goes So Well With His Pink Hair

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 Perez was at the Fox Reality Channel Awards last night sporting a black eye. He's not talkin' about how he got it, but I'm assuming somebody gave him a little more than he asked for in the bathroom glory hole.

Halle Berry Should Buy Stock In E.P.T

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Halle Berry is so superstitious she has kept the 35 negative pregnancy tests she took before one proved she was with child. The Oscar winner instinctively knew she was a mom-to-be but at home tests left her bewildered. However she refused to throw the negative "sticks" out. She says, "We'd been trying for a while and I'm sort of superstitious so I saved all the negative tests in, like, a drawer... I don't know why but I did."

35 pregnancy tests? I've got better things to spend a couple hundred dollars on than pregnancy tests. How about waiting a month and seeing if your period comes around? That's usually a good indication on being knocked up or not!

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