In Case Someone Cares (Page 34)

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This morning Heidi was on Ryan Seacrest's morning show on 102.7 KISS FM and debuted her new song "Body Language" which Spencer also raps in. Well, at least this morning it was her new single. Spencer is now saying it was a joke and it was never meant to be heard by anyone but the two of them. Riiiiiiight Spencer. You're just embarrassed cause you sound worse than Clay Aiken doing his gay version of Sexy Back.

Click Here To Listen To Heidi's Craptacular Song

Kristin was getting dolled up for her Victoria's Secret PINK Collection photoshoot. Victoria's Secret can do much better than this. I thought Kristin's tits look Gawd awful in that pink and white top, but it's actually just a towel. She knows how to stretch out her 15 minutes.

On a sidenote, that hairstylist is into her, so cute.

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Charlize on the set of Hancock. When has she ever looked fug? I don't think it's possible.

Ugly Betty's America Ferrera and her boyfriend, Ryan Piers Williams, are hunting for a crib so they can shack up. The talented, Golden Globe winning actress is pretty serious about her unsuccessful dude.

One of their friends said, "They're excited about it. All that matters to them is that they are together and that they find somewhere private. They aren't one of those flashy couples."

Ferrera, 23, first met Williams, an aspiring director, at University of Southern California when he cast her in his student film. Together, they have a golden retriever named Buddy.

Ryan's some aspiring director while America's career is on fire. Gee, I wonder who's gonna pay the rent?

After Lindsay Lohan's bodyguard narced to In Touch magazine, Michael Lohan wasted no time running to the press to say he was a good parent.

Mike said, "Tony Almeida is a desperate and disgruntled employee who is destitute and will do anything for money. In doing this he has violated a confidentiality agreement which proves his lack of integrity.

"Yet again, this is an instance of someone living off Lindsay and our family for their own personal gain."

Michael is particularly disturbed by one of the bodyguard's claims, Almeida said, "He slammed on the brakes and dragged her out of the car, pushed her up against the hood and called her a slut... I got in the middle of it and pulled him off." But Michael states the incident is a figment of the minder's imagination and claims he has video proof that will show a lot of Almeida's other accounts are inaccurate or false.

I almost want Lindsay to end her career so I don't have to keep repeating what so and so leaks to the press, then what Dina, Michael, Ali, her grandma, their aunt, the cousin, the cousin's girlfriend, the school teacher, the janitor, and the Target store clerk has to say about Lindsay.

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Lauren Conrad and Audrina visit TRL

Tom Cruise and his doormat Katie were spotted jet skiing with a group of friends along Corsica's southern port of Bonafacio. Later, they were seen with Suri along the coast of Sardinia. Suri looks pissed.


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