In Case Someone Cares (Page 34)

Full House's Stephanie Tanner Is Knocked Up

Jodie Sweetin and her new husband are on the way to having their very own Full House: The couple are expecting a baby.

The former Full House star, 25, recently married set designer Cody Herpin, 30, in a small Las Vegas ceremony in July. The pair tied the knot at the Little Church of the West in front of a few friends.

At the time, Sweetin raved about married life, telling PEOPLE, "Cody is my best friend. I married my best friend, and I couldn't ask for anything more. He's an unbelievable person."

She also revealed that the couple had plans to "have a bigger ceremony for family and friends." Sweetin was previously married to a Los Angeles police officer.

She's on her second marriage at 25? Anywho, I felt obligated to cover this story, still trying to figure out why...

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K-Fed Celebrates The Kids B-days

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While Britney Spears struggled at the Video Music Awards in Las Vegas, her ex-husband Kevin Federline threw a backyard pool party Sunday â€" for their two sons' birthdays, PEOPLE has learned.Personal assistants were seen picking up banners, balloons and an ice cream cake, all in the theme of the animated movie Cars, for Jayden James, who turns 1 on Wednesday, and Sean Preston, who turns two on Friday.Spears's parents, Jamie and Lynne, stopped by for the party at Federline's San Fernando Valley home, joining about 20 guests. They had also visited their grandchildren the day before, while their daughter was hitting the club scene in Vegas before her widely panned VMAs performance.

Hate 'em or hate 'em, he's a smart fool for staying out of the public eye as much as he has. He's looking like the good guy doing the kids birthday thing while Brit's flashing her rotten cooter at the paps again. Cooter is such a hillbilly word, and should be used when talking about Britney's nasty vagina. ;)

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Public Display of Affection

Not only do I love Pete and Ashlee together (and I know it's a premature statement), but I honestly wouldn't be surprised if these two got married. They're cute!


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Lacey From Rock Of Love Has A Music Video, And It Sucks

If you've been watching Rock Of Love then you know what a crazy, stupid, tranny bitch Lacey is. That's why I'm glad I found this gem of a music video. She sounds absolutely ridiculous and the video holds more cheese than Lindsay Lohan's panties. I could have a better time watching dogs lick themselves. I hope Bret boots her ass in the next episode, though I have a feeling she'll stick around for the sake of good t.v.. Lacey, you suck at life.

Who Could It Be?

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Which pretty actress just chopped off her trademark blond locks because her increasingly erratic Hollywood funnyman-boyfriend didn't like the feel of extensions?

I'm just gonna take a crazy stab at it and say Jenny McCarthy & Jim Carrey. Of course never knowing the REAL answer is a total mind fuck. :)

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Nicole Kidman Miscarried An Alien Cruise Baby

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In a revealing interview in the October issue of Vanity Fair, Nicole Kidman admits that she and Tom Cruise lost a baby early into their marriage."From the minute Tom and I were married, I wanted to have babies. And we lost a baby early on, so that was really very traumatic. And that's when it came that we would adopt Bella."

I wonder why it took over 10 years to admit she had a miscarriage? I always wondered why they never had kids naturally. I remember hearing somewhere years ago that she couldn't conceive, but I just assumed that's cause Tom was only giving it to her up the butt. If she ever does have kids, they better inject that baby with SPF before it even pops out cause the lil bastard is gonna be practically albino.

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New Anna Nicole Book: Howard Blamed For Daniel's Death, Gay Accusations For Stern & Birkhead

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In her most desperate moments, Anna Nicole Smith feared that her lawyer boyfriend Howard K. Stern played a role in her only son's death, a shocking new book about the former Playboy Playmate's demise alleges.Former employees of the ex-stripper claim they heard her screaming at Stern, "You did this! You killed him! You caused this!" as the couple waited for the coroner to determine how Daniel Smith died in 2005, the book says.

"Someone poisoned him or gave him drugs or something," Anna Nicole allegedly told an employee. "He didn't do drugs."

The shocking allegations are detailed in the tell-all "Blonde Ambition: The Untold Story Behind Anna Nicole Smith's Death" by former NBC journalist Rita Cosby.

The Daily News revealed yesterday that the book alleges Stern and Larry Birkhead, the biological father of Anna Nicole's baby daughter, were gay lovers.

Stern and Birkhead both vehemently deny the book's claims. The two men also have pledged to sue Cosby - setting the stage for an ugly legal battle.

I guess I should be surprised by something in this story but I'm not. I think a lot of people wondered if Stern gave Daniel the drugs even if he didn't mean to have him overdose. Everything in Anna Nicole's life was as fucked up as 10 years worth of Jerry Spring & Maury Povich episodes put together. I can see Birkhead and Stern playing an old game of butt pirates too. Birkhead always has those glossy lips that look like they're screaming for a Jewish pecker. Stern reminds me of one those guys who actually cross dresses at home but wears those horrible K-mart lingerie tops with red pumps, hairy legs, and a five o'clock shadow.

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Gisele Sucks At Baby Shopping

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Bridget Moynahan got a surprise gift not just from her ex and baby daddy Tom Brady, but also from Tom's newest fling, Gisele Bundchen. By the sounds of it, Gisele will be lucky if Bridget doesn't send her a box full of shitty diapers as a 'fuck you' for what the twiggy manly-ish model sent for the baby.

A rep for Petit Tresor, an upscale children's store in Los Angeles, confirmed that her estranged baby-daddy, Tom Brady, had phoned in an order. His new girlfriend, Gisele Bundchen, paid for a separate order in the same phone call. Included in Gisele's $1,000 gift basket was a onesie with the word "supermodel" written across it.

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Good Lord, This Woman Needs To Pop

How much weight did Salma gain? Is she having quadruplets and twins?

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Salma Hayek, 41, cleaned up at the August 15 baby shower held at her home in the Hollywood Hills.

The nine-months-pregnant Hayek (dad is her fiancé, Francois-Henri Pinault, 45, CEO of luxury goods company PPR) even received doubles of several gifts off her registry at L.A.'s NoMi Boutique.

She got Petunia Pickle Bottom Cake bags in both black ($325) and pink ($425), as well as two Bloom high chairs ($400 each) and Graco Snug Ride car seats ($130 each). "She was very excited about everything," said Pia Lindstrom, who attended the party, where guests �" including Hayek's mother �" enjoyed homemade Mexican food.

"She was full of pregnancy glow and looked so happy."

For Hayek, the baby can't come fast enough. "Motherhood is not for everyone," she has said. "It is for me."


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Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore in New York