In Case Someone Cares (Page 37)

After some country ho grabbed onto Tim's nuts while Faith Hill was performing in concert, another fan shook his hand and ripped off his wedding ring that very same night! Tim realizes his ring is missing and he accuses one woman, but it's obvious she didn't take it. Another country slut then waved him down to let him know she's the thief.

The "Umbrella" singer â€" who "ran into a chair on her first day of vacation [in L.A.]," says her rep â€" didn't let her bum foot stop her from hitting several Beverly Hills boutiques on Wednesday.

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I'm so stoked for the new season of The Hills to start! You know it's gonna be full of catty drama which I just love. According to Audrina Patridge, back on May 30 she was partying with Lauren at Les Deux, where Heidi and Spencer happened to be. Of course they couldn't handle being in the same club together, and the drama began. There's enough drama going on that they couldn't even do the promotional pics together for MTV. Heidi's fake ass was photoshopped in later. Here's what Audrina had to say about their big argument at Les Deux.

"They just came right at our table and sat down," Patridge explains to Us. "We were like, ‘What are you doing? Get away! This is our table.' But they said, ‘This is our night, our friends, get out of here.'" In the end, the couple stormed out of the club in a huff.

By July, the estrangement was so palpable, Montag didn't take the MTV's promotional photographs for season three of The Hills the same day as the rest of the cast, instead posing by herself in the studio for separate pics that had to be Photoshopped in later.

That's some diva bullshit right there! Get over yourselves! I guess since Heidi has tits now, she thinks she's an A-list celebrity?!? It still kills me that Heidi and Lauren let a man ruin their friendship. No penis is worth losing your girlfriends over, and boys, no va jay-jay should get between you and your boys. :)


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Barbara Walters announced that Whoopi Goldberg will be joining The View permanently. On today's broadcast, Barbara announced,"This is a big day for us. A happy day for us."

Whoopi is scheduled to start the day after Labor day. She described her new gig as "a thrill" and promised to dress better. Kissing up already, are we? Whoppi beat out many contenders like Sherri Shepherd, Kathy Griffin, Gayle King and more!

Whoppi also said she's most excited about giving her two cents during The View's "Hot Topics" segment. But she also confessed, "The thing I'm looking forward to the least is getting in between everyone talking at one time."

I think she's a good choice and I love Barbara Walters, so I hope it all works out. Congratulations, Whoopi!

The Valtrex Queen is gracing the screens for us once again in another movie as if House Of Wax wasn't enough. It's a movie/musical set in the year 2056 "when a plague nearly destroys the human race and survival is dependent upon being able to finance a pricey organ transplant." Tell me that doesn't sound like an Oscar winner! Here's what director Darren Lynn Bousman had to say about Paris getting the role.

"I have auditioned at least 30 actresses for this role - Paris came in and owned it. She is this role."

Looks like Paris found a director who will swap blow jobs for movie roles!


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Nathalia Ramo, Janel Parrish, Logan Browning and Skyler Shaye are the girls starring in "Bratz: The Movie".


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It's been two months since Rosie O'Donnell walked away from The View, but now speculation is rife that Whoopi Goldberg and Sherri Shepherd are about to hop into the hot seats.Next week a formal announcement is expected that the two comedians will join the ABC daytime gabfest, the Los Angeles Times reports.

Refusing comment on the report, network spokesman Karl Nilsson tells PEOPLE, "There is nothing to announce. That is my official statement."

ABC Daytime president Brian Frons also told Variety, "We have no closed deal" with Goldberg.

After eight tumultuous months â€" culminating in an uncomfortable-to-watch on-air spat with costar Elisabeth Hasselbeck â€" O'Donnell bolted from the show one month before her one-season contract was due to expire.

Recently, Goldberg, 51, Shepherd, 40, and Kathy Griffin, 46, have been mentioned as the chief possibilities to join Joy Behar, Hasselbeck and Walters at the table.

As for O'Donnell, Friday's New York Times reports that next spring she will appear in a brief New York revival of the 1920's stage musical No, No Nanette. She will play the role of Pauline, a wisecracking maid.

Oh shit! Rosie's in another musical. Bitch thinks she's the white Whitney Houston, always trying to sing. I miss Rosie. I like Sherri, she's funny, but I feel like Whoopi's too reserved. Anywho, I haven't watched the View before Rosie and I haven't really watched it since. Should I care? Heh.

TMZ is reporting that Jason Davis, brother of Brandon Davis, has checked himself into Promises rehabilitation center.

Jason Davis, who's been dubbed 'Gummi Bear' (as opposed to Brandon's 'Greasy Bear') is often seen partying at Hollywood Clubs, chain smoking and talking out of his ass.

A rep for Gummi could not be reached for comment.

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