In Case Someone Cares (Page 43)

Underage hottie Hayden Panettiere, 17, used some of her superhuman powers to woo her 21-year-old "Laguna Beach" boyfriend Stephen Colletti out for a snack n' smooch.

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It was an emotional, tear-filled ride taxiing down a Bahamian runway this morning as Larry Birkhead, along with daughter Dannielynn Hope Marshall Birkhead, finally left the Bahamas, Access Hollywood's Tony Potts reports from the plane.

Larry and Dannielynn finally said "goodbye" to the Bahamas... and to Anna Nicole's resting place.

At 10:56 AM it was "wheels up" for Louisville, Kentucky.

I'm glad a good amount of the crazy coverage has calmed down a bit, and they're finally getting back to normal civilization. At least for the most part it's normal. I think Larry will do good in raising her right.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt is being sued by her former management company cuz she didn't break them off for hookin' her washed up ass with a seven-year deal for "The Ghost Whisperer."

In court docs, Handprint Management alleges that J-Love breached her contract, and claims her career had been stalled prior to landing a role on the hit series.

They say their work brought her "back to national prominence as a television star."

Jennifer cut ties with Handprint in March 2005, but the lawsuit claims that her big deal for "Ghost" was struck on their watch. Handprint also says Hewitt paid them in full for the first season of her hit show, but refused to pay for season two.

The suit is seeking a minimum of $350,000 in damages.

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LINKAGE
More of Britney's bod - Celebrity Smack
How to tell if a guy is interested in you at the gym - Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Proof that Kirsten Dunst wants people to mock her - Daily Stab
Sanjaya in People magazine. He's a cutie! - Girls Talkin' Smack
Who's dissin' Snoop Dogg now? - Juicy News
Dr. Phil's advice to Alec Baldwin - Glitterati
Brad Pitt prank gone wrong - Gone Hollywood
Lindsay Lohan striking resemblance - Holy Candy
Halle Berry can do no wrong - IBBB
Joel Madden's heroin substitute - Into Gossip
Lindsay Lohan needs a bra - Ninja Dude
New Wentworth Miller photospread - Bumpshack
Do you know how much $ American Idol raised? - Evil Beet

Anna Nicole Smith was never considered a serious actress, and she's unlikely to win any posthumous film awards for her final role as a goofy, flatulent superhero who's part of a trio of alien babes protecting Earth.

Yet the low-budget B-movie comedy "Illegal Aliens" does show an intriguing side of Smith a person aware of the silliness surrounding her persona and someone willing to go to extremes to make fun of it.

Early on in the movie_ which comes out May 1 on DVD, three months after Smith's death there's a clip from Smith's reality-TV show, in which she devours a life-size cake made in her own image.

"Eating her own image, that's what she does in the movie," said David Giancola, director of "Illegal Aliens," on which Smith was a producer and her late son, Daniel Smith, was associate producer. "She really wanted people to laugh. Anna and Daniel wanted to make a movie that satirized Hollywood and ourselves to a great extent."

Smith's share of the profits will go to her infant daughter, Dannielynn, Giancola said.

"My intention was to distance the movie as much as possible from her death so people could laugh," Giancola said. "That was her intention. That was Daniel's intention. To get people to laugh. Some people are making the wrong assumption that we are trying to capitalize off her death. But she and Daniel were investors in the movie, and we're basically just fulfilling hers and Daniel's wishes."

I'm sure this movie is total crap but I'm tempted to see it anyway. Why? It would be like self torture. Better yet, it would be like being gagged and beaten by a hairy midget named Jerry. I need some of that these days. I don't have enough excitement in my life.

On a lighter note, it's good to see the Anna Nicole's part of the profits going to Dannielynn, as they should.

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Sanjaya Malakar, the under-talented but unflappable singer who horrified and captivated millions in his improbable "American Idol" run, was finally voted off the show Wednesday night. When the result was announced, Malakar wiped away tears and got a big hug from LaKisha Jones, the next lowest vote-getter.

"I'm fine," he told Ryan Seacrest. "It was an amazing experience."
"I can promise you: We won't soon forget you," Seacrest replied.

Malakar then performed one last song, "Something To Talk About." Putting his own twist on the song, the 17-year-old known for his pretty looks and ever-changing hairstyles ad-libbed: "Let's give them something to talk about ... other than hair."

Thank Gawd! I hope this fool doesn't last long in the media but damn it you know he will. He's going to be endorsing 10 different hair products and KFC all while making up new little jingles to 'Something To Talk About'. I've got nightmares already.

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Simon didn't know the camera was on him at the time and he was more annoyed with Chris' performance not Virginia Tech, but people think Simon was being disrespectful?!

Britney Spears is trying to take back her career. Not only has the pop tart been back in the music studio and taking regular dance classes, an insider claims she fired her manager of several months, Larry Rudolph, on Friday.

Spears, who's been suffering from severe postpartum depression, blames Rudolph for recent missteps, including introducing her to her nemesis, Paris Hilton. There may be legal ramifications as she signed a multi-year deal with Rudolph.

I knew there was something more behind that little comment she made on the video. You know, when she said her management knew what they were doing when they sent her off to rehab?!? Is this crazy bitch riding the white pony again? She's all crazied out again if you ask me!

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Speaking about rumours that she will appear in the next 007 movie, Sienna said: "How can I be the next Bond girl? My cellulite wouldn't look very good in a bikini. Let's face it, my so-called fabulous shape is the result of very clever airbrushing - I have small boobs and cellulite."

"I don't really exercise and I eat all the burgers I want."

"I do feel my metabolism slowing down (but) I'm lucky because I'm young. But I'd rather be lumpy and heavy than skinny and miserable."

Girl, I say if you have the body you better put it to use. Sienna's 'cellulite' is probably one little dimple on the inside of her thigh that nobody can see. I'm glad to hear her admit that her great bod comes from airbrushing. Better than hearing most celebrities pull the 'I eat Healthy and have a great nutrionist' bullshit.

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