In Case Someone Cares (Page 6)

UsWeekly put out an issue alleging that, while filming The Bachelorette, Ed Swiderski emailed his girlfriend Lindsey Johnson that Jillian Harris is "not my type" and that he's "not into this chick at all." Sweet. He also had sex with Lindsey eight days after proposing to Jillian Harris during the finale and even tried to seduce a woman named Bethany Steffen a few days later!

During the show, Ed also allegedly text Lindsey that he's going to molest her when he gets back from filming. Romantical. Swoon!

Well I don't buy any of it. I watched every episode this season and Jillian and Ed are madly in love. Jealous skanks aside, fellow Bachelorette contestants are talking sh*t to. Wes Hayden, one of the most hated contestants in Bachelorette history, claims that Ed told him that he has a girlfriend. RIGHT! Wes had a girlfriend during the entire show and admitted it, naturally he's trying to throw someone under the bus so that he doesn't look like the jerk that he is.

And contestant Michael Stagliano claims that Ed's not a good guy. Michael said, "There was definitely something, I can't put my finger on it, where I did think, I'm not going to be best friends with this guy. Ed's a shady character."

I can't believe all the catty-ness that takes place with these idiot male contestants. This season of the show was pretty drama-filled and these dorks need to move on. I can't remember being this interested in learning the fate of a reality TV couple since I Love New York 2, haha, or Rock of Love 1. Heh.

If you care, stay tuned! I'll be on this couple like Lindsay on SamRo's snatch.

Kim Kardashian and Lauren Conrad will be making appearances on the upcoming season of America's Next Top Model as guest judges.

Lauren Conrad and Kim Kardashian as model judges? I wonder if they're using them on the show because this season is going to have short models, instead of giant ones like usual? They're both just a couple inches away from being midgets.

Conrad will join host Tyra Banks, photographer Nigel Barker and runway coach J. Alexander on the judges’ panel on Sept. 16, while Kardashian’s turn comes Oct. 21. In fact, each episode of the cycle, which premieres Sept. 9 (8 p.m. EST) on the CW, will feature a member of the fashion community as a guest judge.

In fact, each episode of the cycle, which premieres Sept. 9 (8 p.m. EST) on the CW, will feature a member of the fashion community as a guest judge. For the first time in the show’s history, all of the contestants in the cycle are 5′7″ and under.

I wish they would use the old school super models like Cindy Crawford, Christy Turlington, Naomi Campbell, etc. Oh man, can you imagine Naomi as a judge on ANTM? She could teach them how to beat the sh*t out of their assistants with their cell phones and look fashionable while doing community service. THAT would be worth watching!

Don't expect a tweet on Twitter from Kid Rock any time soon. Kid is not a Twitter fan and if he's got something to say, he'll put it on an album. Oh come on Kid, we'd love to read your hillbilly trailer park tweets!

Kid Rock is taking the whole twitter thing a little too personal and if you ask him if he tweets you better be ready to shove twitter up your butt!

"It's gay. If one more person asks me if I have a Twitter, I'm going to tell them, 'Twitter this [bleep], mother[bleep]er,' " the shaggy-haired rocker tells Rolling Stone. "I don't have anything to say, and what I have to say is not that relevant. Anything that is relevant, I'm going to bottle it up and then squeeze it onto a record somewhere."

Somebody please bring up twitter in front of him so we can watch him go ape shit! Make sure you do it in a Waffle House so there's a chance he'll smack you in the face with an order of sausage. Have your fork ready. If you're really lucky he'll throw some covered, chopped, topped and diced hash browns at your *ss!

Kate Gosselin is back in the news again. It's like they have new crap on her and Jon every day and of course I fill you in on it!

Don't worry, my interest in these two is wearing down, although there's new episodes coming back on TLC. You know I'm gonna watch the sh*t even if it's not interesting.

Anyway, your just dying to find out today's big 'Kate' story right? She had taken off her wedding ring Friday, and had it back on her ring finger Saturday... Shut your mouth it can't be true! She even took her kids to the park and pushed them on swings. WOAH!

A day after removing it, Kate Gosselin wore her wedding ring again Saturday while playing with her eight kids. At her family's $1.1 million home in Wernersville, Pa., she and the kids made hearts with Play-Doh. They also went to a playground, where she pushed her girls on a swing. On Sunday, she sported a Nike T-shirt that reflected her defiant attitude. The T-shirt read, "Try 2 Keep Up."

 I know there's some lame stories out there in the tabs when it's a slow news day, but this one really goes into the crapper! But you never know, maybe she put it back on because she and Jon are talking and working on getting back together! Yeah, Right!

It's a dike fight and I wish I had front row seats!

Samantha Ronson and her love Lindsay Lohan got into a fight early yesterday morning after Sam went to dinner with Soprano's star Drea De Matteo. The fight got ugly enough for Sam to kick Lindsay out of her apartment. Gee, like that's never happened before!

Ronson appeared to have had enough of Lohan, allegedly demanding she left the house and throwing a bag of her clothes out onto the street. The 23 year old was seen hastily gathering up her belongings before leaving the property, tailed by a throng of paparazzi.

What is Lindsay Lohans argument? That her vagina tastes better than Drea's? That Drea can't handle a double dong as good as she can? Oh I bet Sam and Lindsay battled it out Gladiator-style using big blue dildos as swords. Well that's how I pictured it!

Tony Romo should get an award for *sshole boyfriend of the year. Tony apparently dumped his girl Jessica Simpson, the day before her 29th birthday. He couldn't have done it two days earlier or later? Geesh!

"She is heartbroken," says the source. "She loves Tony. But it's been difficult lately. He's busy with his career and she's getting ready to shoot her show (The Price of Beauty). They decided to part ways."

The Dallas Cowboys quarterback fueled breakup rumors when he showed up with about 14 friends at the Hollywood hotspot MyHouse on Friday night without the birthday girl.

"He had quite a few girls stop by his dance floor table," says an onlooker. "Romo was sipping Grey Goose and having a fun time with the boys."

Why wait until the day before her birthday? Was it because Jessica was going to have a Barbie & Ken themed birthday party and he wasn't up to dressing like Ken? He must not have been up to wearing a blond Ken wig.

I like how they say he's busy with his career, like he's had much of one. You knew these two weren't going to last so I'm glad they finally split...Again!

Heidi Pratt seems to think she's the next Susan Powter and wants to have her own workout series.

"Staying fit is something I'm really passionate about. I work out with a strength-and-conditioning coach 90 minutes a day, five days a week"

Now she's planning to share the specifics of her routine of "full-body, intense resistance exercises" in a new downloadable workout series developed with trainer Chad Waterbury.

I dunno what the rest of you think, but I think she's full of sh*t. No way in hell is she doing 90 minute workouts 5 days a week! This is just another Heidi and Spencer scam to make money.

Nick and Vanessa began dating in 2006. I really thought these two were going to make it work.

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo have called it quits.

"They have amicably split but remain good friends who still greatly care for one another,"

The split comes after a rash of breakup rumors and reports, which were shot down.

A source says Minnillo, 28, and Lachey, 35, are "still friends. It was the right thing for both of them to do."

The only reason why I'd like to be a publicist is so I could issue the breakup statements and replace the words "still friends" with "no longer speaking, kind of hate each other. It's SO over!"

Being friends with an ex right after a breakup is STOOPID!

Granny Conrad joined the ladies of The View yesterday so she could peddle her new book that she "wrote," L.A. Candy. She also talked about walking away from The Hills and attending Speidi's wedding.

Lauren Conrad is so over her faux reality show which really shouldn't be a surprise to anyone. LC is a shy girl and she's never seemed cut out for fame. During the complete interview, Lauren says that her real friends never appeared on The Hills and she was just hanging out with "those people." L.C. also says that Spencer Pratt didn't apologize to her for making a sex tape rumor because she was never on the other end of the phone during his apology scene on I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here.

It's amusing to see the looks, smirks and mild eye rolls from Joy Behar, Whoopi Goldberg and Sherri Shepard at different points of the interview. I don't blame them. The most entertaining thing about Granny Conrad is her raspy and whiny voice. That's how she kept me awake.

Jada Pinkett Smith was on Atlanta's Q100 radio show this morning where she shot down rumors that her and Will Smith have an open relationship.

Jada said,

"I've heard all the things -- their marriage is not real, he's gay, she's gay, they swing. But at the end of the day, people have to believe what they have to believe.

"One thing Will and I are not here to do, is like, what's real for us is what's real for us, so you can either get on that bandwagon or not. I'll tell you what, it's too hard to be in a pretend marriage. Life's too short for that one."