In Case Someone Cares (Page 7)

It was only the beginning of this week that Miley Cyrus dumped Justin Gaston. Since then, she was photographed jet skiing with Nick Jonas on Wednesday.

Miley had a radio interview this morning with 107.5 where she talked about the ex-boyfriend who led her to "bawl for a month straight and dye her hair black" when they split at the end of 2007.

Miley Cyrus said, "He's my best friend, and we still hang out all the time. We've definitely reconnected. We don't know what's going to happen in the future, but right now we're just kind of kicking it and hanging out as much as we can.

"I'm really happy to be back in [the Jonas Brothers lives."

Miley also says that she hopes people won't get upset at her for piercing her nose. She's also a "huge Kelly Clarkson fan" and remembers when Kelly's nose was pierced.

Selena Gomez isn't staying quiet about her brief romance with Twilight's Taylor Lautner.

The 16 year-old self-professed virgin until marriage says that her and Taylor were just so busy.

"He's one of my good friends," Selena Gomez -- who showed off a new, shorter bobat the 20th Annual A Time for Heroes Celebrity Carnival to benefit the Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric AIDS Foundation. "I'm single," she went on. "Definitely single."

The pair -- who had been spotted getting cozy in Vancouver -- called it quits because "they are just really busy."

Audrina Patridge is among the skinniest slu*s on reality TV and we're supposed to believe that she actually eats and digests food?!

Hmmm.... well Carl's did work with Paris Hilton and the Top Chef host, so... I guess they really are appealing to men and that's what annoys me about Carl's Jr.'s ads. Women eat their crap too.

Moving on, Audrina Patridge had her weekly meal when she filmed a new Carl's Jr. Teriyaki Six Dollar Burger commercial.

Ceiling Eyes said,

"I had an absolute blast shooting. It was my first experience shooting a spot with food, and when I pulled up, I was literally salivating looking at all the rows and rows of perfect burgers waiting for me!"

"I was cracking up because I would take a bite, and almost immediately a food handler with white gloves would have a brand new burger ready."

Audrina sinking her horse teeth into Carl's Jr.'s fattening junk commercials will begin airing on June 24.

Kim Kardashian got a new publicist who should be fired already right about now. Kim's publicist ran off to Star Magazine and said that Kim and Reggie Bush are engaged! Kim had to post the following message on her blog yesterday.

Kim Kardashian said,

I am not engaged!!! My new publicist was talking with Star Magazine earlier today and accidently referred to Reggie as my fiance so they posted the news on their website! There have been so many rumors flying around recently about Reggie and I being engaged that she assumed we were!

So, sorry Star Magazine for ruining your exclusive! It's totally my publicist's fault haha. She said she gets so many wedding requests she thought we were actually engaged. The rumors about me picking out my ring recently are also not true! I don't know where all this comes from!!

Gawd, she's boring, so here's some Kim Kardassian workout and horse ass shots to make up for it.

Angelina Jolie has dethroned Oprah Winfrey. Gasp! Angelina Jolie's rank has little to do with her salary. She made $27 million last year while Lady O made $275, but AngieJo still got more press, had blockbuster movies and generates a lot of attention in the print media and blogs online.

President Barack Obama is the first active president to appear on the list! Barack is #49. Ryan Gaycrest is #44, Miley Cyrus is #29 and Taylor Swift is #69.

2) Oprah Winfrey

3) Madonna

4) Beyonce

5) Tiger Woods

6) Bruce Springstein

7) Steven Speilberg

8) Jennifer Aniston

9) Brad Pitt

10) Kobe Bryant

COMPLETE LIST

Khloe Kardashian posted a picture of the window of the Kardashians' Los Angeles Dash boutique and its new Hallmark-like artwork. Someone had already left their mark, literally, on the Kardashians' Miami Dash store on Sunday.

Khloe said,

This morning when my mom went to open the store, she found that it had been graffitied with more or less the same stuff that the Miami store had... I hope the disgusting people who did this know that these little activities of theirs don't discourage us... Yes, this is DEFINITELY a bump in the road, but it's a small bump in the grand scheme of things.  It's disappointing, but certainly not discouraging!  A little graffiti won't bring us Kardashian women down!!!  LOL.

The "graffiti" says "We <3 You Kim!!," proving that these sluts have the dumbest fans on the planet. What did the tagger want Kim Kardassian to do, write 'I <3 You Too. Let's Do Lunch!!'

Earlier today it was reported that Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian's Miami Dash store was defaced and burglarized. However, stores within the vicinity of the Kardashians' Dash boutique were also vandalized. Kim, Khloe Kardashian and Kourtney were not targets. Kourt typed out her side of the story, saying:

"All of the graffiti on the wall was gang-related and there were carvings in the glass. All in all, the damage is pretty bad, but they're painting over it now! Luckily nothing was taken from the store, but as a precaution we called and filed a police report and the police came to the store.

"We want to make it clear that no one was targeting the store or Kim, Khloe and myself, specifically. The location of the store has remained a secret since we started filming, so there's no way whoever graffiti'd the store front knew it was Dash. They were just defacing buildings in the area.

"So that's what happened!"

SNOOZE! Even if someone did steal merchandise, it's not like the Kardashians couldn't afford to replace it within the hour. Boo!

Jon's commentary must be right up Kate Goseelin's alley!

Jon Gosselin hints that life is difficult because he can't just be Jon, but he "has to be Jon & Kate Plus 8." Duh.  The season 5 premiere airs this Monday at 9 p.m. on TLC. Gasp! Lol.

Holly Madison's boobs are so much better than Lindsay Lohan's, we can all see that. And Holly's also comfortable with getting nekkid, we have all seen that also; therefore, Holly's the perfect choice for anything that involves nudity. Oh yes she is.

The 30 year-old former Girl Next Door will be going topless in front of a live audience in a Las Vegas show called PEEPSHOW. Holly will be filling in for Kelly Monaco, the b*tch Lindsay Lohan was hoping to replace. Mel B is also the other main hottie in the show.

Congrats to Holly!

America's Next Top Model's newest addition, model Paulina Porizkova, appeared on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson last night where she said that she had been fired.

Paulina alleges that she received a phone call on her birthday informing her that she is no longer in the running to be America's Next Top Judge. Paulina said,

"It seemed that the show had gotten too fat and they needed to trim some fat and the fat was me. It could have been that or my gigantic huge ego, which I wasn't aware of until I was told by the producers that I had an ego problem."

Porizkova will appear for the last time on the CW show's finale tonight at 8 p.m.

I haven't watched ANTM for a few seasons now, but anyone who pisses off Ty Ty is a friend of mine. Look at Tyra tryna go all American Idol by adding a fourth judge? Looks like that didn't work out so well.

ANTM Judge Paulina Porizkova on Craig Ferguson Video