In Case Someone Cares News (Page 12)

Not only does Adrianne Curry sound all congested when she talks, she writes senseless MySpace rants and she's pretty talentless. Dunno why she competed on America's Next Top Model if she just wanted to shove her hands down Tom Brady's boxers for fame. I wonder what she found in there? Wrinkled nuts, dust and Vaseline. He wasn't exactly famous when they started making sex. Vaseline's much cheaper to lube up with

TMZ reports that some crazy ho named Shira Gellis had her dog poop on Adrianne's lawn then asked the D-lister for a baggie to clean it up. Oh, no. Personal contact!

After Shira had her dog mark its territory, things got stickier.

Gellis allegedly began harassing conversations with Curry on MySpace, and Adrianne claims Gellis eventually "dedicated her entire MySpace page to me."

In one MySpace rant, Gellis described Curry as someone who was "toxic to the soul … still so beautiful, her heart was as ugly as the death of a child …"

Curry says on one occasion, Gellis sent a pair of Jimmy Choo shoes to her home. In her declaration, Curry says "Only a stalker would know that my favorite colors are gold and garnet. Only a stalker would remember my shoe size. I almost threw up."

If they were really cute shoes, I wouldn't even file a restraining order. Adrianne is like way ungrateful - how'd you like that Cali talk? Heh. Bored. Slow news day... and if Adrianne is so worried, she should have returned the shoes. I wonder if she's wearing them right now? She probably rocked 'em on her way to court. Why not?

Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani step out Sunday to celebrate their six-year wedding anniversary at Italian restaurant Osteria Mozza in Los Angeles. Though their sons â€" Kingston, 2, and baby Zuma, who turns 1 month old on Sept. 21 â€" stayed home, Stefani sported a necklace emblazoned with their initials.

I would love to go to a Janet show! I've never been. I remember when she said she won't tour again before her last two or three tours. I'm glad the diva is back, and I'm not even into her music that much but bitch can put on a show.

Nearly two decades after Rhythm Nation, Janet Jackson got back into the groove.

The singer, 42, suffered no wardrobe malfunctions Wednesday, on the first stop of her North American Rock Witchu Tour at the GM Palace in Vancouver. Amid multiple costume changes, Jackson performed 30 hit songs, including "Control," "Let's Wait Awhile" and "Rhythm Nation."

Jackson got rave reviews. The show was a "reminder that she is a trend-setter in her own right, a true diva, and a marvelous performer," said the Vancouver Sun.

According to Canadian reports, the Grammy winner's high-energy show â€" her first in six years â€" also featured a spicy S&M scene involving an audience member.

But "The most memorable moment of the show," writes Marsha Lederman of Canada's Globe and Mail, "came when Jackson, dressed in a gold and black glam hip hop-inspired track suit (and one gold glove) ... listened to the crowd roar its approval and became emotional â€" really emotional. We're talking tears. 'Thank you,' she said, seeming to really mean it, as she waved her hands, begging the audience to stop."

The Live Nation-produced tour hits the U.S. on Saturday in Oakland, Calif., and includes stops in Los Angeles, Dallas, Washington D.C., New York and Atlanta.

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Minnie Driver became a first-time mom to son Henry Story Driver. The baby was born Friday in Los Angeles and weighed 9 lbs., 12 oz., rep Jessica Kolstad says.

Minnie,38, wouldn't reveal the identity of the father in June, but she says he won't be a dead beat daddy dude.

"He's going to be a dad so yeah he's going to be there for the kid," she said. "I'm not getting married to this person and I don't know what's going to happen but everyone is cool about the situation."

Well this is a sign of the times! Women get knocked up on purpose just so they can be mothers and they're not even hitched, and people on the street don't give them dirty looks and call them a whore and men will still date them and they don't have to be ashamed and... Exhausted yet?

Congrats, Minnie and Henry! :)

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The duo "were making out hard-core while waiting in line for margaritas," says our spy. "They were holding hands and were all over each other."

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If you show up at Mel B's nuptials, you won't be crashing. Her guests will be strangers anyway. She's selling her wedding to OK! Magazine. They'll pay her $400,000.

When Melanie Brown renews her marriage vows at least she'll recognize the groom - even if the wedding guests are a bunch of strangers.

Scary Spice tied the knot with Stephen Belafonte just 15 months ago in a low-key, secret affair. Now she wants to do it again with lots more pizzazz, but that costs money. So the happy couple have agreed to let their big day be featured in OK! magazine for an estimated $400,000 - on the condition that the ceremony in a posh resort in Egypt is witnessed by a host of celebs.

Why Egypt?! Congrats?

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Tuesday night Tila Tequila's girlfriend and Lindsay Lohan's ex, Courtenay Semel, was exiting Pure nightclub in Vegas when she had a run-in with a security guard. Court was wasted and she put the smack down on the back of a security guard's head as she was leaving.

Courtenay was immediately busted by Caesars Palace security. Four hours later, law enforcement issued the spoiled brat a citation for battery. And the only thing I find interesting about this story or Courtenay is that she hasn't had any work done to fix her mug. Adjustments desperately need to be made. At least throw on some Crest Whitestrips every once in a while. That's the real story here.

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The he said, she said inevitable Johnifer breakup rumors continue.

Reports are surfacing that John Mayer dumped Jen via text message, however, as you know, Jen says she's the dumper, not the dumpee.

"She is so intent on getting married and having children, he felt hemmed in. After a 20-minute phone conversation, he just said, 'I can't take it any more,' and hung up. Then he texted, 'That's it - the end'."

Meanwhile, Aniston, 39, has thrown Mayer's "let's just be friends" request back in his face.

The former Friends actress is said to be furious the singer talked to the press about how "different chemistry" is the reason behind the break-up.

"Once again she feels she has been mislead by a man she cared deeply about, only to be left disappointed. Jen and John made a pact not to go public about their relationship when they were together and now they are apart he has gone and shot his mouth off at the first opportunity.

"She's moving on and doesn't want to see or hear from him again."

It doesn't sound like Jen's moving on, she keeps getting her friends to diss John. Who cares if John dumped her haggard ass via text? We all saw this coming, why didn't Jenny?

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Marisa's 43 years old!!!! And she's playing a stripper!!!!!! And she looks damn hot (exclamation marks x5). Yes, this is exciting. This picture is my gmyspiration. To look this awesome when you're 43 years old is sumthin' worth fighting for. Work it out, Marissa! Uh, looks like you already did that. Lookin' good! :)

43 year old Marisa Tomei will be playing the hottest over-aged stripper ever in her new movie "The Wrestler" co-starring Mickey Rourke and directed by Darren Aronofsky.

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Hayden Panettiere's parents went for a walk with their dogs in Los Angeles yesterday, despite the fact that Hayden's dad Alan had been arrested the night before on domestic abuse charges.

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Lesley and Alan told Mario Lopez, "Nothing actually happened." Explained Mario,

"In fact, Lesley wasn't even aware that Skip had been arrested. Hayden found out about her dad's arrest when he called her from jail. They love each other very much and want everyone to know that the matter was completely blown out of proportion."

I don't know how getting beat down is sumthin' that's blown out of proportion, but when you've been married for decades, I guess you find new ways of performing foreplay that I'm pretty clueless about. They do look happy. Makeup sex. Hayden's dad was probably an intoxicated bastard at the time. Hopefully it's a lesson learned situation for him and he won't lay his hands on his wife again.

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