In Case Someone Cares News (Page 2)

Britney Spears is gonna have to think of some new aliases now that a couple of her favorites have been written about in a new biography.

Steve Dennis reveals in a new bio called 'Britney: Inside the Dream' some of Britney's fake names she has used while traveling.

Some of Brit's favorite aliases are:

Ms. Alotta Warmheart, "because she had such a warm heart"; Mrs. Diana Prince in honor of Diana, Princess of Wales; Queen of the Fairy Dance, "because she was the dancing fairy"; and Mrs. Abra Cadabra "for no apparent known reason."

Those are the best she could come up with? It's time to get real with her names and start going under aliases like Ms. Hillbilly Weave, Ms. Crazy Bitch Likes Cheesy Grits, or get creative with Ms. Check Out My C-Section Scar While I Show You My Vagina. Hey I'm here to help so if you need any advice Britney, give me a call. :)

Something about a knocked up bridesmaid and getting married after only being with your man for a month screams 'shotgun wedding!' at me. Did Khloe Kardashian have to have Kim and Kourtney on the cover photo with her? Lamar should be up front and center with Khloe, not her sisters! He looks a little confused too, but he always looks like he's having a brain fart.

I'm surprised she didn't have Tweedledee and Tweedledum as part of her first dance with her new hubby. He better get used to crazy bitches because if he's marrying Khloe, he's marrying all three of the Kardashian sisters. Might as well throw momma Kris in the bunch too, and get all the different flavas! I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Saturday Night Live newcomer Jenny Slate got a little too comfortable and broke outta character during her "Biker Chicks Chat" sketch on SNL's season premiere.

Jenny and her co-star said "friggin'" repeatedly in every sentence and then Jenny dropped the F-bomb and said "f*cking" instead of friggin. Call the po po! This is serious!

Viewers on the East Coast heard it live, but the word was scrubbed from broadcasts in the Midwest and West.

Slate probably shouldn’t worry too much about her job. SNL producer Lorne Michaels, who called it “an actor’s worst nightmare,” tells the Washington Post that “the pain that Jenny is going through is, I’m sure, considerably worse than that experienced by anybody who saw it.”

Is Jenny really in "pain?" More like in embarrassment and dropping a lot of F-bombs to her friends and family as she tries to explain what happened.

I curse a lot and I'm not an actor, so I'd have no chance on SNL. I can't remember who told me, but you have to go through about 12 rounds of auditions before anyone will even possibly give you a chance to audition for the show!!!! So I'm guessing that she deserves to be there. Rumors of Jenny being fired over this are reportedly "false."

Marilyn Manson has the oinker flu after being officially diagnosed by a doctor. Is he our first celebrity to be hit with the pig flu? For some odd reason it doesn't surprise me. Don't be running around town licking people to spread your infection!

Marilyn broke the news on his Facebook page and he's pretty humorous about the situation.

“So I have officially been diagnosed, by a real doctor, with THE SWINE FLU. I know everyone will suggest that f****** a pig is how this disease was obtained. However, the doctor said, my past choices in women have, in ‘no way’ contributed to me acquiring this mysterious sickness. Unfortunately, I am going to survive.”

Ha! Who knew he's also a comedian? That has to be the best quote I've read all week. Thank you for giving me something to smile about today, you sick f*ck!

We are all under attack! Jon Gosselin's "slobification of America" clothing will soon be hitting stores nationwide. What terrorism level does this one fall under on the color code?

While attending a VMA after party, the soon-to-be divorced father of eight talked to the press about his fashion plans.

Jon says that he's doing a line called "Gosselin Gear." He also dissed Ed Hardy owner Christian Audigier, saying, “I think Christian just used me to get publicity.” If that's the case, Jon was dumb enough to fall for it by wearing that crap every single day! Does this mean Jon Gosselin will stop wearing all that Douche Gear?

As far as how everything else is going with Jonny, he says, “I’ll be officially divorced in a couple days." He also added that his relationship with his 22 year-old girlfriend, Hailey Glassman, is going "great." You know Jon's relationship is going better than Gosselin Gear's gonna go. The name alone says it all: TRASH that we will all see at discount stores within months of its release.

In case you need to be reminded, here's some examples of Jon's fashion nonsense.

Kate Gosselin's famous dyke meets Christian Siriano hairdo looks completely different. Although I think Kate's new hairstyle makes her look more like a diva, for whatever reason, it looks great on her!

I did catch some of Kate on The View the past two days, and she did a great job. She's good at being in front of an audience and I swear the woman continues to get hotter by the day! I have NO CLUE how Jon Gosselin was able to land her in the first place, or leave her now after all her improvements.

Check out more of Kate's new hair pics and her evolution to hotness below.

Thank Gawd for Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt. My TV has been playing in the background all day and I swear I've heard that "Beyonce's video is one of the greatest of all time" about 47 times already. Make it stop!

So I'm taking a VMA break to post some pictures of life-sized Barbie and Ken in Milan, Italy.

Paris Hilton's star power continues to fade. I seriously saw these photos and I remembered that: Paris is still breathing, she's still with Doug Reinhardt, she still has massive clown feet, and she continues to look more and more like a bird as her resemblance to her mother grows stronger each day. Sigh. I don't even know if Paris' BFF show is even good anymore. I loved season 1, but didn't check out season 2.

Attention seeker Kim Zolciak of the Real Housewives of Atlanta was in West Hollywood last night where she danced with a local drag queen named Detox.

Kim had a lot of competition in the beauty department with the queen because his wig looked better than most of Wiggy Kimmy's. Kim raises her glass of wine in the air as Detox shakes it better than her. Toward the end, a black dude begins dancing on stage with Kim. Bad idea. Kim's a racist, she makes racist statements here and there on The Real Housewives and she told Essence magazine that she would never date a black man. The dude isn't on the stage for long and Kim's topless photo is on display in the background. I'm sure she'll use that pic promote everything that she does.

I really do like this song even though it hurts my soul to say so.

Katherine Heigl and her D-list musician hubby Josh Kelly are adopting a 10-month old girl from Korea.

For the past six months, Katherine and Josh have been going through the adoption process. Katherine's rep confirmed the news. The baby's name is Nayleigh, but Katherine plans on calling her Leigh instead.

It was only a year ago that Kat said that she wants to start having a family. She later said that she wants to adopt.

Katherine's sister was also adopted from Korea. The Grey's Anatomy diva is 30 years old. I commend her for postponing on busting out her own offspring for now.

Home wrecker Rose McGowan needs to stop doing her own stunts before she kills herself! I never knew she was such a stunt woman anyway?

Rose got all banged up on the set of her upcoming film directed by her fiance, Robert Rodriguez.

“I had wrist and elbow surgery and they took part of my elbow out. I had really bad nerve damage from doing stunts - I do a lot of my own stunts. I could no longer use my arm, but now I can hold a fork and drive so we’re working our way up. It’ll probably be another six months of rehab, but It’s the price you pay for being really limber and being able to do back flips!”

There's nothing funny about hitting your funny bone and now Rose doesn't have a whole one. I think it's time she leaves the stunts to the professionals. Nothing is wrong with letting someone else take the pain while you sit there looking pretty. Or at least sit there looking like a hot plastic surgery mess!