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God bless his first daughter, Sadie. Geezus.
“Jackie and Adam had a beautiful baby girl, Sunny Madeline on November 2,” Sandler posted on his Web site. “Everyone is happy and healthy.”
Sandler, 42, and his wife, 34, have a daughter, Sadie, 2, who was born in May 2006. The couple have been married since 2003.
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Homewrecker slut Evan Rachel Wood issued the following statement in response to Marilyn Manson break-up rumors:
“Manson and I both decided to take some time apart so we could concentrate on work. Someone used that opportunity to kick us while we were down and sell a completely false story. Manson owns the house he lives in. My brother has never stayed there and the person that said such horrible things about Manson being ‘controlling’ and ‘emotionally abusive’ is certainly no source ‘close’ to me.”
- Uh, does taking “some time apart” mean they’re still together? I hope so. Rachel needs to get pregnant so she can have the ugliest. Baby. Ever. Yes!
“Manson has been by my side and taken care of me through the best and worst times. I love him as a person and as an artist. I will always be proud to have been a part of that.
- She hates his ass! “As a person and as an artist” means as someone I don’t wanna admit I filmed a porno with for his “Heart Shaped Glasses” video.
“If any more attacks are made on us, it is the act of a desperate, selfish person, who is angry to no longer be a part of my life. No further comment will be made and we request our privacy at this time.”
- The “source” is not as “selfish” as your homewrecking skank ass. Your lucky you made headlines, bitch. Now go to your local Walgreens and get some razor blades so you can cut yourself.
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I dunno why I haven’t asked my folks yet if they were crying. Everyone was crying! It was so cute when I called my mom on Tuesday and she picked up the phone and said “YES WE CAN!” I am lovin’ this. Barack Obama’s transformative win has ignited a movement. This is much bigger than we can imagine.
Diddy cried.
“I was straight up crying. I was with my kids. It was a beautiful thing. I just thank God my prayers were answered.”
Meanwhile, Cedric the Entertainer says his son Croix, 8, was full of questions: “‘What does the president do and what does it mean? And how old is Barack’s little daughter?’” I was like, ‘That’s what I’m talking about,’” the comedian joked. “‘Make that move!’”
And Beyonce got the hell outta Japan so she could be in the U. S. of A when this all went down.
“I said, ‘What am I doing? I’m completely making a bad decision. I have to go home, I’m gonna kill myself if I’m not home in America,’” she told the AP. “I knew I needed to be here.”
Knowles watched the election results at home with friends and family – while wearing a blue suit and tie with matching red, white and blue stilettos.
“I’ve never been so patriotic! I fell asleep crying and smiling at the same time … I woke up with mascara running and a smile on my face!”
Should Obama require her services, the singer is game: “Whatever they want – if they need me to volunteer, they need me to sing, I’m there and I’m ready.”
But what is most important, Knowles said, is that the newly elected president has provided inspriration for African Americans.
“My nephew, who is 4, when we say, ‘You can do whatever, you can be whatever,’ it’s not cliche,” she explained.
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No matter what happens with Nikki’s airport beatdown trial that sent America’s Next Top Model contestant Bianca Golden’s mother to intensive care at the hospital, Nikki’s Hollywood career is pretty much over, me thinks.
She needs to lose a ton, grow about seven inches taller, and start securing film roles. Does she fit the profile of a hot bitch in a romantic comedy? The lead in a horror flick? The baby faced woman whose life is unravelling in a drama? We’ll see what kinds of gigs she gets. Ugly Betty does love rejects.
Nikki Blonsky, in need of a little image rehab since she and her dad tangled with an America’s Next Top Model contestant at a Turks and Caicos airport, was busy filming an upcoming guest spot on the ABC comedy Tuesday in New York.
This will be the first prime-time TV appearance for the Hairspray star, who turns 20 on Sunday.
Blonsky reportedly plays an assistant over at Mode rival Elle magazine who befriends Betty but seems to have ulterior motives.
On Dec. 1 she’s due in court to answer to charges of common assault and actual bodily harm for allegedly roughing up ANTM also-ran Bianca Golden July 29 at Turks and Caicos’ Providenciales International Airport.
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The singing brothers, Kevin, Joe and Nick, will be starring with their younger brother Frankie (the “Bonus Jonas”) in Walter The Farting Dog.
It’s scheduled to start filming next spring and centers around Frankie and the putrid pooch stopping a crew of jewel thieves. His older singing brothers will be providing the music, natch. While it doesn’t sound like an Oscar winner to us, we bet millions of tweens everywhere can’t wait for the Jonas’ big screen debut!
This is the Jonas Brothers, the 2/3rds fugly group that make young girls cream their panties for the very first time. This movie is going to be #1. I hope the dog farts in their faces.
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