In Case Someone Cares News (Page 34)

Here's a recap of all the lovely drama from last night's Hills episode. I think it's time to ban Spencer from our T.V. sets.

Monday night's episode of The Hills started with Lauren Conrad and her crew at a Brody Jenner beach bash in Malibu (yes, the one where he broke his finger). Brody's BBQ happened the same weekend that Brody's ex-BFF/manager/stylist/publicist, Spencer Pratt, was to be whisked away by his lady to meet her conservative Colorado parents. While we can't fault Pratt for trying, our only issue lies with the fact that Heidi Montag seemed to misrepresent her pops, explaining how she has always longed for "a guy like her dad," and that she's found him in Pratt. If that's the case, we really have to wonder: what is it with that family?!

Back in La La Land, Lauren consoled her roomie Audrina after she miraculously realized what America already knew and kicked her beloved Justin-Bobby to the curb. The breaking point? In the immortal words of Lauren: "Homeboy wore combat boots - to the beach!" Well played, Audrina â€" one jerk is enough for Us to stomach this season.

Lest we forget Pratt's heart-to-heart with Ma and Pa Montag, MTV should be ashamed of themselves for thinking it could carry an entire episode. The meeting consisted of nothing we haven't seen before: Pratt using his mind-control techniques to convince those around him he's "a good guy," Heidi justifying her love for him, blah, blah, blah. Same old story. C'mon, MTV â€" we need substance.

Three episodes into The Hills' third season and we are already over Miss Conrad assuming the "supportive BFF" role. First she offered Heidi a shoulder to cry on, now it's Audrina's turn? Girlfriend best start charging for her advice or be prepared for a lonely lifestyle. Has she ever heard the old adage "always a bridesmaid, never a bride?"

What was Audrina thinking in the first place? Any guy who could be mistaken for a character from Talladega Nights with his name, probably has issues. I just thought he was a complete ass from the beginning. Lauren needs to find some dick of her own, too. She just seems angry that all of her friends are getting some ass but she's not. Buy the rabbit LC, it works wonders. I can't stomach seeing Heidi & Spencer's horse teeth anymore either. I just wanna file those suckers down!

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Cate Blanchett is going to be one of a hand full of actors to play Bob Dylan in an upcoming film about the famed musician. She better really butch it up cause she's still looking a bit too feminine in this pic to pull off playing a male.

The Australian actress, 38, is one of six actors including Heath Ledger, Richard Gere and up-and-coming British actor Ben Whishaw who will make an appearance as Dylan - each embodying a different aspect of his life story and music.

However Blanchett's casting is by far the most unconventional - and the usually unflappable actress said the prospect of it "terrified" her. Blanchett told the Guardian: "I have always loved his (Dylan) music, but I'm terrified about this because I am besotted".

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Jessica Alba and Cash Warren on the beach in Pacific Palisades yesterday.

Bridget Moynahan welcomed a baby boy on Wednesday in Los Angeles. "Mother and baby are doing well," her publicist, Christina Papadopoulos, tells PEOPLE.The actress, 36, announced in February that she was expecting her first child with her ex-boyfriend, New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, 30.The couple split in December after a three-year relationship.

Give it a few weeks and we'll start hearing about Bridget and Tom fighting about child support!

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East Hampton Town officials have turned down the hip-hop mogul's plans for a $100,000 fireworks show over East Hampton's Northwest Harbor on Sept. 2, out of concern that the spectacle could draw boaters to a risky, rocky area.

Town Supervisor William McGintee said Diddy's extravaganza also might have conflicted with another fireworks show planned nearby that night. Diddy had planned all-white pyrotechnics to match the event's dress code, said Fireworks by Grucci Vice President Phil Butler.

The town did give Diddy a permit for his "white party," a sought-after stop on the summer social scene since the late 1990s.Representatives for Diddy didn't immediately return phone messages left at their offices early Wednesday.

Diddy, you big pussy! You're suppose to just let the fireworks off without asking for permission. You've got the millions to pull your ass out of jail, so grow some balls!

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How many other sluts can wear a white dress without looking chunky and still fill it out in the right places?

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This morning Heidi was on Ryan Seacrest's morning show on 102.7 KISS FM and debuted her new song "Body Language" which Spencer also raps in. Well, at least this morning it was her new single. Spencer is now saying it was a joke and it was never meant to be heard by anyone but the two of them. Riiiiiiight Spencer. You're just embarrassed cause you sound worse than Clay Aiken doing his gay version of Sexy Back.

Click Here To Listen To Heidi's Craptacular Song

Kristin was getting dolled up for her Victoria's Secret PINK Collection photoshoot. Victoria's Secret can do much better than this. I thought Kristin's tits look Gawd awful in that pink and white top, but it's actually just a towel. She knows how to stretch out her 15 minutes.

On a sidenote, that hairstylist is into her, so cute.

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