In Case Someone Cares News (Page 5)

Earlier today it was reported that Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian's Miami Dash store was defaced and burglarized. However, stores within the vicinity of the Kardashians' Dash boutique were also vandalized. Kim, Khloe Kardashian and Kourtney were not targets. Kourt typed out her side of the story, saying:

"All of the graffiti on the wall was gang-related and there were carvings in the glass. All in all, the damage is pretty bad, but they're painting over it now! Luckily nothing was taken from the store, but as a precaution we called and filed a police report and the police came to the store.

"We want to make it clear that no one was targeting the store or Kim, Khloe and myself, specifically. The location of the store has remained a secret since we started filming, so there's no way whoever graffiti'd the store front knew it was Dash. They were just defacing buildings in the area.

"So that's what happened!"

SNOOZE! Even if someone did steal merchandise, it's not like the Kardashians couldn't afford to replace it within the hour. Boo!

Jon's commentary must be right up Kate Goseelin's alley!

Jon Gosselin hints that life is difficult because he can't just be Jon, but he "has to be Jon & Kate Plus 8." Duh.  The season 5 premiere airs this Monday at 9 p.m. on TLC. Gasp! Lol.

Holly Madison's boobs are so much better than Lindsay Lohan's, we can all see that. And Holly's also comfortable with getting nekkid, we have all seen that also; therefore, Holly's the perfect choice for anything that involves nudity. Oh yes she is.

The 30 year-old former Girl Next Door will be going topless in front of a live audience in a Las Vegas show called PEEPSHOW. Holly will be filling in for Kelly Monaco, the b*tch Lindsay Lohan was hoping to replace. Mel B is also the other main hottie in the show.

Congrats to Holly!

America's Next Top Model's newest addition, model Paulina Porizkova, appeared on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson last night where she said that she had been fired.

Paulina alleges that she received a phone call on her birthday informing her that she is no longer in the running to be America's Next Top Judge. Paulina said,

"It seemed that the show had gotten too fat and they needed to trim some fat and the fat was me. It could have been that or my gigantic huge ego, which I wasn't aware of until I was told by the producers that I had an ego problem."

Porizkova will appear for the last time on the CW show's finale tonight at 8 p.m.

I haven't watched ANTM for a few seasons now, but anyone who pisses off Ty Ty is a friend of mine. Look at Tyra tryna go all American Idol by adding a fourth judge? Looks like that didn't work out so well.

ANTM Judge Paulina Porizkova on Craig Ferguson Video

Helen Phillips is the third consecutive female winner of The Biggest Loser! The 48-year-old mother of two went in at 257 lbs. She now weighs 117.

Phillips says that she feels like she can do anything. Shocker!

She also says that she has an idea of what she wants to do with her $250,000 prize money.

“I really, really, really want to take my husband [Russell] to the Bellagio in Las Vegas! I really want to take him there for a nice break because he has been such a support system to me. I want to lay by the pool, go out to lunch, and be able to go work out in the middle of the day and have a nice salad somewhere and relax!”

Congrats.

In the most interesting and fiery seasons of Apprentice history, Joan Rivers won Celebrity Apprentice after a heated live boardroom showdown against professional poker player Annie Duke.

Annie Duke was robbed! In the final fundraising challenge, Annie Duke's team raised $465,725 while Joan Rivers raised $150,000! The Donald said that it's not all about the money - since when has he said that - and alleged that Joan was the better competitor, saying that Joan's strength and energy were amazing.

Amazing?! I think that both of the women are savvy enough and would be qualified to win the title.

But I am impressed with Joan's fire. The woman does not back down. Annie was so sad that Joan compared Annie to Hitler and said that Annie's worse than white trash for being a poker player. Why show your opponent that you're so hurt? Annie should wear a tougher skin and STFU cause she gave Joan too much power over her emotions.

The NY Daily News reports,

"You are a two-faced person," Rivers told Duke, 43, in a live face-to-face smackdown in Trump's boardroom, which was transported to the American Museum of Natural History on the upper West Side to cap the show's eighth season.

Duke fired back that Rivers would be fired from most Fortune 500 companies. She was especially miffed that the funny lady called her "worse than Hitler" and suggested her friends were in the mafia.

"She's an amazing lady, but she's not a nice lady," Duke said of Rivers.

Well well well, I just said that we deserve to see more Carrie Prejean topless photos and I checked my email and my blogging buddy from The Dirty sent me this new pic. This is the hottest of the batch! Carrie is covering up her pancake titties and she is not attempting to tease us with her flat ass butt cleavage. I approve. Her face also looks the prettiest here too.

Carrie is Jessica Simpson's long lost twin sister.

Tami Farrell may unseat Carrie Prejean and I think she is so adorable. I've looked around and found some pictures of her so you can decide for yourself.

Kim Kardashian was photographed in New York City rocking some much lighter, "blonde" hair. I can't think of anyone who was a fan of the look considering blogger after blogger and commenter after commenter said that it looked awful. Kim, on the other hand, is in favor of lightening her hair color.

Kim posted a message on her blog saying that blonde hair pieces were put into her hair for a photoshoot and that she didn't dye her hair. Whew!

Kim also said that compliments have made her consider going light. She looks ridiculous.

Look who's gettin' sassy! Britain's Got Talent sensation Susan Boyle can pop her collar to her new makeover. B*tch is getting hot. Susan Boyle dyed her hair reddish brown and waxed her bushy eyebrows.

She's also rocking glasses and a Burberry scarf now. Look out! Susan looks great, and although many are so adamant about her remaining "plump" and homely, a makeover is never a bad thing. If Ms. Boyle wants to get all skinny, too, that's fine by me. I think she's the only ho that I'd also support getting her titties done. Heh.