In Case Someone Cares News (Page 8)

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I was hoping that I would be able to save Jewel's soul by voting for her. I'm a longtime fan of her original music. Sigh. Hugh and Criss Angel's ex Holly Madison is gonna replace her.

You know the Dancing With the Stars audience doesn't vote for sluts e.g. Kim Kadashian couldn't make it past the second week.

Sources confirm that Girl Next Door Holly Madison will replace Jewel in the new season of ABC's hit reality competition show. Madison agreed to join the celeb dance-off on Monday, and by yesterday she was already rehearsing at an L.A. studio with partner Dmitry Chaplin.

Although Jewel insisted that a case of tendinitis in her knees would not sideline her, doctors have apparently told the songbird to hang up her dancing shoes.

Good luck, Holly!

Here's a picture of Angelina Jolie as a blonde spy in her new movie "Salt." She adores action movies and action movies adore her. She could wear any hair color and still look beautiful.

The Oscars aren't until Sunday but Movie Crunch claims that the above document is completely legit. The scanned letter reveals all of the winners for Sunday's Academy Awards. None of the winners surprise me. All of the nominated films were truly amazing this year.

I think America got it right, however, I think it's crazy that so many are eliminated so quickly on American Idol this year. Insane marketing ploy. And in case you forgot, I made another screen cap of all of the contestants from Tuesday night's show. I'm gonna miss some of 'em.

I think Ricky Martin is pulling an Anderson Cooper. He lives his life as a gay man, but just wont acknowledge it in the press. At least that's what I hope he is doing, because if he thinks he is fooling anyone by showing up to an Armani store opening with mucho product in his hair and a purple satin scarf around his neck, he is seriously disturbed. It's not like he is making albums anymore so if he wants to keep his shit private, I say let him. I realize that I'm being a total hypocrite by saying that but I really want to look like a good person.

I made some screen shots of Bristol's baby Tripp for you. What a cutie! And here's a short video clip of Bristol's interview.

Eighteen year-old Sarah Palin had an interview on FOX News last night where she discussed teen pregnancy and life as a teenage mother.

"I hope people learn from my story … It's so much easier if you're married, have a house and career. It's not a situation you want to strive for."

 

Palin, 18, also said  that her mother's view of abstinence, especially in regard to teenagers, is "not realistic at all."

Recounting how she first informed her parents, Bristol said that getting the words out of her mouth was "harder than labor."

I think teen abstinence is unrealistic, generally speaking, but it should be taught in addition to thorough sex education with a focus on birth control methods. Teen abstinence all depends on the teens in question. Some teens don't date and don't have any prospects while in junior high and high school so, for the most part, those kids are safe. But if your kids have a lot of friends of the opposite sex and spend time out on dates, than yeah, they're probably having sex on your bed and using your sex toys!

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Michelle Obama is on the cover of the March issue of Vogue. She was photographed by my favorite photographer of all time Anni Leibovitz. It may have to do with the fact that she's a lesbian, and she mostly photographs celebrities, and she works a lot for magazines, but lets not over analyze this.

Anyway, back to Michelle. I love her so much. I think I love her more than our current President. That being said, this whole Jackie-O-lookalike thing needs to stop. Even though the dress she's wearing on the cover is by Jason Wu (who did her inaugural gown) it still screams Jackie O. She needs to find her own aesthetic. Don't get me wrong. She looks amazing, but I think she needs to change things up.

Please work on that Michelle. I still love you.

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Lindsay Lohan and girlfriend Samantha Ronson are joined by Benji and Joel Madden Friday night at ESPN the Magazine's NEXT Big Weekend 2009 Super Bowl Party in Tampa.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck is expecting her third child.

"I'm pregnant again!" she announced Thursday morning on The View. "I'm due in August. I'll try to pop this one out before we leave [on summer hiatus], Barbara."

The 31-year-old and her husband, Tim, 30, are already the proud parents of 3-year-old daughter Grace, and son Taylor Thomas, who just celebrated his first birthday Nov. 9.

"We were thoroughly happy with the surprise of it," she said. "I didn't even know for two months."

The ardent Republican added that she thought she was tired from the hoopla of the election, but "No �" I was knocked up and didn't realize it!"

How does a grown ass woman get all surprised and say she "didn't realize" she was pregnant? Elisabeth probably uses that rhythm method shit, a birth control method I'd love to use, but I can't count past 18 so I would screw things up.

Congrats!

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After popping out a baby Amy Poehler left Saturday Night Live to start a new sitcom for NBC. The show is called Public Service. The show follows Leslie Knope (Poehler) who is a small town bureaucrat who works in the Parks and Recreation Department. The show also features Rashida Jones, the daughter of Quincy Jones. Rashida has dated a bunch of celebrities including Mark Ronson, who she was engaged to.

Anyway, Public Service airs April 9th at 8:30 on NBC, the same night as 30 Rock. Coincidence? I Think not. I'm so excited. I get excited for anything Amy Poehler is involved in. The bitch is funny. She doesn't even have to try. I've included some pictures of Amy and Rashida shooting the pilot episode.

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