In Case Someone Cares News (Page 9)

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Here's Mischa Barton arriving at the Paris Christian Dior show, reminding us females to wear a bra while wearing strapless tops.

Each other out.

LiLo and SamRo were spotted heading to their car after having lunch in Beverly Hills yesterday, and by 'lunch' I mean multiple beverages and cigarettes. The mismatched couple is trying to make it work and we all know that it won't.

I'm so over Lindsay's faux lesbian ass and I'm only posting these pics because I blogged that they were over, cause they began making solo appearances and major media outlets were confirming the split.

It's not like this relationship has any chance of survival. I questioned SamRo's fate post Lindsay, but I'm beginning to question Lindsay's fate after Sam? At this rate the only way for Linds to stay famous is via a new rehab stint, reality show, or getting knocked up. I'd kill to see Linds do a reality show with her BFF Daddy Lohan. Highest ratings in reality TV history and future!

Following her recent split with Gym Class Heroes frontman Travis McCoy, Katy Perry prepares for an emotional performance Monday at West Hollywood's Hotel Café. "When you break up with someone you move on," she told the crowd. "You don't really want to move on . . . but you have to because they don't give you any choice."

Now that Shannen Doherty has wrapped up all her scenes for the season, the set of 90210 is Shannen free. Time for Tori Spelling to swoop in. Sources are saying that Tori is in final negotiations to return as Donna on the few final episodes of 90210.

Too bad I don't even watch that shit anymore. Seriously guys, it's awful! I tried watching it, and then when it finally went on hiatus for the winter break I was like "fuck it" and canceled the season pass on my Tivo. It's so convoluted and overacted it's sickening. I can't even really blame the actors because the writing and character arcs don't even make sense.

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Alyssa Milano's rep has confirmed to People that the 36-year-old actress is engaged. Alyssa is marrying David Bugliari, an agent at the Creative Arts Agency. They've been dating for a year. Alyssa has been married once before but it ended in 1999.

Do people really think it's appropriate to get engaged after only being together for one year? Compared to a lifetime or even seven years (which is the average length of a marriage) 12 months is nothing.

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Heather Locklear's driving under the influence case has been dismissed, TMZ.com reports.

The actress' lawyer entered her no contest plea for a misdemeanor reckless driving charge Friday morning in a Santa Barbara, California, court, the Web site reports. A judge placed Locklear -- who was not present -- on three years probation, and ordered her to pay a $700 fine and attend a 12-hour drug education class.

Locklear was arrested in September for allegedly driving under the influence of prescription medicine. The district attorney said her blood tests showed no trace of alcohol.

I would sue. This is completely ridic. The po po didn't do a blood alcohol test? WTF?

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Khloe Moose Knuckle Kardashian is following in the footsteps of her only-dates-or-marries-black-men big booty ho sister Kim and is in a relationship with some dark meat.

Khloe confirms she's seeing Minnesota Timberwolves guard Rashad McCants. Sister Kim's beau, Reggie Bush, "introduced us back in July and we have been dating ever since."

I've never liked anyone who only dates outside of his or her race. So lame. So narrow. So, you have issues. And an athlete? Could we be any more cliche and destined for failure? On a sidenote, Khloe's got Tori Spelling's fugged up slanted nose. I wonder how one would go about fixing that without having to tilt their entire face in the opposite direction?

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After getting my ass handed to me like a little bitch, I would collapse, too!

After last Sunday's biggest loss in Dallas Cowboy franchise history, ESPN reports that Tony Romo collapsed in the shower. ESPN.com says that medical staff brought in a stretcher, but Tony walked out on his own. Being a good sport, he also answered questions in a post-game news conference shortly after, but he had to be helped to the podium.

Updated word on the ESPN.com street is that Tony may have suffered a rib injury in the second half of the game. Tony has refused to answer questions about his health.

I'm lost. Rib injury = collapsing butt nekkid in a locker room in front of all your boys? I mean, my lower back hurts right now and I dunno if that's gonna effect, like, my ability to do the deuce on the toilet and talk on the phone at the same time. I guess you can never be too cautious. Shit.

Get better, Tony!!

Zooey Deschanel is ready to walk down the aisle.

The actress and singer, 28, and Death Cab for Cutie singer Ben Gibbard, 32, who is also in the indie band the Postal Service, got engaged before the holidays.

Deschanel, currently starring in Yes Man opposite Jim Carrey, also released her first album, Volume One, in March with her band She & Him.

I like Zooey, but her knockoff Katy Perry look kills me. I saw Zooey on Paste magazine yesterday and I didn't wanna pick it up because I thought she was Katy. Their resemblance is way too strong. I haven't seen such freaky lookalike shit like this in Hollyweird since I pointed out that Gayken was looking like LiLo or Owen Wilson resembles Ellen.

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The couple will say "I Do!" during the weekend of January 9-11 in Southern California.

Fergie, 33, and Duhamel, 35, were recently photographed at a Crate and Barrel in Beverly Hills, where they scanned kitchen items.

"It's all going great. It's fun, actually," Duhamel recently told Entertainment Tonight of planning their wedding. "We're both really excited about it and it will be good."

Where would they go after getting hitched? Possibly Canada.

"This would actually be a great honeymoon place," he said. "I would love to take her here."

I just can't wait for some fugalicious babies.