I was going to put a question mark at the end of my post title, but what's the point? In Hollywood, if you make eye contact with another person, y'all are f*cking! So as far as I know, Olivia Wilde and Jake Gyllenhaal are mad serious!

Olivia and Jake were spotted having a "very cozy" dinner on Sunday night, The New York Post reports.

"They were in a group but were very cozy with their chairs pulled close together."

If this rumor sounds familiar, that may be because Jake and Olivia were spotted at Chateau Marmont in LA in June.

Olivia's divorce was finalized in October. She was also rumored to be dating Justin Timberlake, but the two did act together in Alpha Dog and she claimed that they're "just friends and have been for years."

Jake seems like the best kind of guy to be friends with benefits with. He's been acting like a whore recently, dumping Taylor Swift because he didn't know she hasn't had her period yet. It doesn't really make sense to take him seriously. Play on playa!

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It's safe to say Jake Gyllenhaal had a more awesome Labor Day weekend than the rest of us. The actor, who appears to be competing for the title of Greatest Hollywood Player of All Time, was seen enjoying the company of not one, but two, hot and famous young actresses. So which is he looking to wife-up and which is he stringing along?

Jake was spotted hanging out with Parks and Recreation star Rashida Jones on Sunday. The two grabbed lunch with friends, but arrived and left the restaurant together. Later they took Jake's dog for a walk...just the two of them.

On Monday, Jake jetted off to Vegas to spend some time with Twilight star Anna Kendrick. Jake and Anna stopped at Starbucks, then Subway, and were spotted enjoying some close physical contact.

So which one of these ladies is Jake bangin'? Probably both. Which one might he be getting serious with? Probably Rashida. Anna is too young for Jake, who's been open about his desire to settle down and have kids with the quickness. Plus, she and Jake are currently filming a movie together and dude's been around Hollywood long enough to know that co-star relationships rarely last. And c'mon...Starbucks and Subway? Does that sound like a future wife date to you?

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With all the famous ladies he effs and forgets, Jake Gyllenhaal probably doesn't even remember that he dated both Reese Witherspoon and Taylor Swift. But the girls sure remember, and they reportedly met up recently to laugh about what a self-obsessed douche Jake is.

Reese and Taylor met for lunch a few days ago and, according to Us Weekly, "They talked about how vain and self-absorbed Jake can be," and proceeded to "laugh about him." Harsh. Jake will probably cry himself to sleep on a pile of naked models tonight.

Although, I'm sure Jake didn't need Us Weekly to tell him Reese and Taylor had a laugh about him. As soon as he heard two of his ex-girlfriends were having lunch, he probably thought, "Oh, sh!t. They're totally gonna make fun of me." That's just what exes do. Jake may be vain, but he's not an idiot.

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Obviously, now that ex-girlfriend Taylor Swift has gotten herself a new hottie to drink cocoa and sing "Kumbaya" with, Jake Gyllenhaal is sticking it around town everywhere that he can. Even in the soapy waters of the CW kiddie pool.

Sources say that Jake shared a "very friendly" breakfast last week at the Greenwich Hotel in NYC with Jessica Lowndes, 22, who plays ex-drug addict/almost baby mama/failed teen pop star Adrianna on 90210.

But that's not all!

Us magazine reports that the studly actor took another date to a party at the Big Apple’s Bowery Hotel while grabbing lunch two days later with a Swift look-alike.

Now, this is probably great for potential new man-whore Jake (and whatever pent up sexual energy he needs to get out of his system), but I legitimately feel bad for Miss Lowdnes, who apparently doesn't even qualify for an actual meal. We all know "friendly breakfast" is just a glorified walk of shame.

But, hey, Jessica! Look on the bright side! At least your company's worth the price of a chocolate croissant and orange juice--or, you know, whatever skinny little actresses eat nowadays besides false compliments and air.

Jake Gyllenhaal says that he didn't fight with a paparazzo who took a photo of him while he was using the bathroom, but he did get the jerk to delete the photo.

Jake was attending a screening of his new movie, Source Code, when he went to the men's room and a paparazzo took his picture.

Jake told Entertainment Weekly: “I think it’s an appropriate space to keep privacy. I hope that people wouldn’t disagree with me on that. Literally he grabbed my leg at one point and then at another time….he was like ‘Oh my god, what the hell?!’ I was like ‘Yes!"

The main reason why this story sucks is because this idiot paparazzo sounds like a bully. If Jake was built like a huge body builder, he wouldn't have touched him, let alone grabbed Jake's leg. Thankfully the picture was deleted, but there should be laws against taking photos in bathrooms even though they're technically still considered to be "a public place."

Taylor Swift has been famous since before she could vote, so she has no problem treating prestigious Hollywood events like they're a high school homecoming dance. So when Tay Tay saw her ex-boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal at the famous Vanity Fair Oscar after-party, she figured it would be the perfect place to stir up some drama.

Witnesses at the party say Jake brought a date while Taylor partied with two girlfriends. Swifty waited until Jake was alone before she cornered him for one of those "just because we're not having sex anymore, doesn't mean we can't still argue" chats that all guys love. A source at the party told People: "They were outside near the restroom having a discussion. It seemed a bit more serious - it certainly wasn't a 'Hi, how are you?' talk. There were handlers and security all around them trying to keep everyone away. It seemed like they were sorting something out."

Apparently, Jake left shortly after the convo, while Taylor stayed and partied with her gal pals, who no doubt assured her that she did the right thing and totally ruined Jake's chances of getting laid that night.

Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift were never meant to last. She's young and at the top of her game and Jake seems a little more laid back..... in the muddle, waddling around because he's a pig. Jake dumped Taylor over the phone and didn't give her an explanation of why he's running away and breaking her heart. How rude!

"Jake just told her it wasn't working out...Taylor is really upset and hurt. She doesn't know what she did for him to put a stop to it. She feels really burned by him."

"Jake started this whole thing, but then he just stopped responding to her," another source says.

Actually, I don't feel bad for Taylor at all because she's a man-eater. She has dated Joe Jonas, Taylor Lautner, John Mayer, and now Jake Gyllenhaal.  I mean, look behind those cute golden curls and squinty eyes. There's a horny little country slut hiding in there!

In my best Waylon Jennings voice: "Mamas don't let your babies grow up and date Taylor!"

Two months and expensive presents given later, Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift have broken up, People magazine confirms! Truth is, they may not have been together a full two months. Jake and Taylor split last month.

The pair made headlines after spending time together in New York City followed by a romantic Thanksgiving holiday in Nashville, but a source now tells People magazine, "They're over. It ended last month."

Cluing insiders into the breakup was the fact that Taylor and Jake spent both the Christmas and New Year's holiday apart - as well as their birthdays.

Well, uh, you know Taylor's the one who dumped Jake. The woman has no soul! She eats hearts for breakfast, write songs about her relationships, and then repeats the cycle a few months later. Didn't Taylor say that she gets bored easily in her relationships? That's code for "I like to sleep around!" Trust.

Does anyone else remember Jake Gyllenhaal showering his woman with so many pricey gifts? Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal have been together for about two months, and he's already gifting her with expensive signed guitars and fancy jewelry.

It's amazing how many men don't know how to buy a good gift to save their life. The fact that Jake pays attention to what Taylor likes, like coffee, proves that he's a great +1!

I can't wait to hear Taylor's songs titled "Jake" after these two split. Men should be scared of Taylor and her pen. Taylor's birthday was on December 13. Hopefully some "source" will leak what she gets Jakey Pooh for Christmas. We're still waiting on the couple to make a red carpet debut!

Jake Gyllenhaal is not a homosexual. Granted, I've never seen him have sex with a woman, but I'm willing to go out on a limb and say that it's happened at least once. He's dated famous women, expressed a desire to get married and have children, basically he's given us no reason to think that he's a closeted homosexual. Oh right, there was that movie where the Joker gave it to him in the butt. If you ask me, that's further proof of the man's heterosexuality. If he was actually gay and trying to hide it, he would probably think twice about taking on what might be the gayest role in the history of cinema (A gay cowboy who's also a bottom? Who wrote this movie, Elton John's anal beads?). So why then does Jake continue to be plagued by rumors that he's gay? Is it really just the result of a movie role he took 5 years ago? He also played a guy who hung out with a dead rabbit in Donnie Darko, but no one has accused him of necro-bestiality. No, there's something else at work here; something that says a lot about how Hollywood and moviegoers feel about homosexuality in 2010.

The speculation about Jake's sexuality puts him on an ever-growing list of male film and television actors who are widely believed to be gay, despite their frequent claims to the contrary. Kevin Spacey, Tom Cruise, Leonardo DiCaprio, Tobey Maguire, Richard Gere, Justin Timberlake, Tom Hanks, Ben Affleck and Matt Damon have all, at one point in their careers, been the subject of widespread gay rumors. Don't get me wrong; it's fully possible that one or more of these men might have pursued musical theatre if Hollywood hadn't come calling (I'm looking at you, Cruise), but as a society, we don't commonly second-guess the sexuality of others, particularly in cases where the person is married with children, and has never shown any of the tell-tale signs of homosexuality (Like, say, blurting out at a party, "Wow, I wish I was having sex with another man right now!" When that happens, bring on the rumors.) It would be easy to chalk it up to the fact that these people are celebrities, so of course they're subject to more speculation, scrutiny and unfounded rumors than us regular folk. Why is it, then, that young actresses aren't the subjects of similar rumors, even when they tongue wrestle each other onscreen?

The answer, it seems, is a bit like Jessica Simpson - sad and simple. In the eyes of America's tabloid readers being a lesbian is sexy, being a gay man is shameful. And because embarrassing secrets sell, while good news sits on the shelf, gay gossip is right up there with rehab stints and overdoses in terms of what sells magazines. Gay rumors are even better than drug stories, though, because they don't require any kind of verification or truth. Just throw a name into the rumor mill, maybe dream up an "anonymous source" who says he banged the guy, and you're in business. Stars have successfully sued mags for spreading gay rumors in the past, but once the story's out there, the damage is done. And because history has shown the public loves a good outing, those stories are sure to keep coming.

With all the recent light shed on the tragic repercussions of gay bullying, Hollywood has decided to show its sensitive side with public campaigns designed to encourage gay teens to keep their heads up and be proud of who they are. Unfortunately, male stars being forced to dodge unfounded rumors sends a conflicting message that homosexuality is something to be ashamed of. It's not the stars working to clear their names who are to blame, or even the handsome young gossip bloggers who might occasionally report an unconfirmed rumor (I gotta eat, y'all!). The root cause of the problem is a culture that can't seem to make up its mind about homosexuality: it's great for a chick's career, disastrous for a dude's; it's tragic when a gay teen commits suicide, but we think it's funny or scandalous when an adult male actor might be closeted.