I don't know why some people need proof that Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal are f*cking, but the media can't seem to get enough. Granted there's a nine-year age difference between Jake and Taylor, I still think they make sense together.

Taylor and Jake have been spotted at a Nashville coffee shop named The Frothy Monkey on several occasions. TMZ hinted that these two are having boring dates, but I dunno why people can't see what's really going on here: Jake and Taylor are spending so much time banging each other's brains out like midget pornstars that they don't get any sleep, therefore they have to get coffee just to keep their lids from dropping down while driving around town as a new couple in heat.

Have fun kids!

To promote their new movie, Love and Other Drugs, Jake Gyllenhaal and Anne Hathaway decided to attract publicity the same way as PETA activists and Kim Kardashian - by getting butt-@ss naked!

Anne and Jake took it all off for a series of Entertainment Weekly covers and one kinda creepy shot where they look like little kids who just discovered nipples. Normally, this would be a good way to generate some buzz for a film that looks like another cookie-cutter rom-com. The problem is, anyone who wants to see Jake and (especially) Anne's naughty bits only needs to rent Brokeback Mountain to see the two of them having dusty, hairy 70s cowboy sex. By comparison, a hands-over-boobies EW cover looks pretty tame.

Is it just me or is there something totally un-sexy about these pics? Maybe it's because they have the exact same hair color and generic rich white person look, but these two just give off a brother and sister vibe here. They'd be more convincing as a couple if they looked nothing alike. Like, Jake and the girl from Precious...those would be some hot pics!

Anyway, Anne and Jake went for hot and landed somewhere closer to corny and vaguely unsettling. It's kinda like when your aging aunt shows you the slutty, airbrushed glamor shots she had taken at the mall. You wanna say something nice, but all you can think is, "I have no idea how these pictures are supposed to make me feel, but please take them away now."

Taylor Swift looks innocent, but she's been sleeping her way through Hollywood. I'm proud of her. The beautiful overrated country singer was spotted "hand-in-hand" with Jake Gyllenhaal yesterday!

It all went down in Brooklyn, and Life & Style had a source who broke the news about their romantical stroll.

Jake is a great guy and Ms. Swift is a sweet girl. They'd be great together, like, equally yolked and sh!t. I wish them the best of luck.

We have more details of everything Taylor and Jake have been spotted doing together after the jump.

Here's a video of Jake Gyllenhaal dancing while in Moscow during a promotional trip for "Prince of Persia." He's not the best dancer, but he knows how to just go with it and have a good time, good for him! My Jakey Pooh is also seen flirting the right way, leaning in and whispering in some woman's ear. That is how you flirt, men in London! This is how it's supposed to be done.

During last night's finale of "The Bachelor," Jake's finalists: Tenley Molzahn, 25, and Vienna Girardi, 23, met Jake's family. It seemed as though Tenley had a leg up on the competition. She was the first finalist to meet the Pavelkas, and Jake's family fell in love with nice girl Tenley while they initially had issues with stork lookalike Vienna.

But in the end Jake Pavelka followed his boner and picked Vienna, claiming that they had so much physical chemistry which was lacking in his relationship with Tenley. Jake got down on bended knee and asked Vienna to marry him and she accepted.

I didn't watch the show this season because Jake bore me to tears, but he is batsh*t in love with Vienna and it should be interesting to see if they'll stay together. I don't think Vienna's ready to be taken off the market. They're in their honeymoon phase. I feel bad for Jake because so many other women would have been a better choice for him but lust love doesn't care about all that. It's either there or it's not and there's no way around it.

Good luck, kids!

Year after year the Coachella festival brings out some of the biggest acts in music and the music-loving Hollywood elite. This year did not disappoint as Paris Hilton, a Coachella regular brought her new Z-list boy toy, surprisingly Reese Witherspoon showed up and Dita Von Teese looked like she was dropped off at the wrong spot. Coachella is scorching hot! I would never wear an ounce of makeup at a place like this but Dita was painted.

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt

The third time was the charm for Jake Gyllenhaal!

After two previous proposals to girlfriend Reese Witherspoon, he again got down on bended knee " and she finally said the word he's been waiting to hear: "Yes!"

When Reese arrived at Sony Studios in Culver City, Calif., to shoot an Avon commercial recently, she was wearing her new engagement ring, two set sources tell Star.

"It was gorgeous, and everyone noticed it right away. But she took it off as soon as she saw people staring. Reese stuffed it in her bag and didn't put it on again the rest of the day."

Still, the large diamond sparkler was the talk of the two-day shoot. "There was already word out that she and Jake had gotten engaged, so the ring absolutely confirmed everybody's suspicions."

I'm not entirely sold on this rumor, but I hope that Reese and Jake will get married. They seem so right for each other, you can just tell.

Jake Gyllenhaal was spotted at a L.A. Courthouse fulfilling his civic duty as a prospective juror in a misdemeanor battery case.

While in the courtroom, Gyllenhaal was allowed to go through the juror questioning process known as voire dire in a private room.

Sources say that Jake was told to remove his baseball cap inside the courtroom. He was excused for the day but not from the case. He will have to return tomorrow to find out if he was selected. I think I know a certain someone who will be skulking around the courthouse tomorrow.

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Jake Gyllenhaal our for a run.