Jake and Reese on Thursday.

Long hair does not suit this man. A purple headband doesn't suit this man even more. Baby, this look damages my soul. A ponytail wouldn't hurt. Why, boo? WHY!
Jake and Reese on Thursday.

Long hair does not suit this man. A purple headband doesn't suit this man even more. Baby, this look damages my soul. A ponytail wouldn't hurt. Why, boo? WHY!

On Jake Gyllenhaal and her support system.
"He's very supportive. Suffice it to say, I'm very happy in life, and I'm very lucky to have a lot of really supportive people around me who care very much for me, and, you know, that's all you can hope for in life. I am very blessed in that way."
Can't they just go to brokeback mountain for a "high-altitude fuck" and make it all better?
Jake Gyllenhaal and Maggie Gyllenhaal's parents - screenwriter Naomi Foner, and dad, director Stephen Gyllenhaal, have separated.
"Nobody saw this coming. The family is completely distraught, but they are all uniting during this sad time.Stephen has moved out," says an insider about the breakup of the tight-knit clan.
How tragic! And right before the holidays, too.
The Daily Mail has reported that the actor, 27, "is telling everyone they are getting married at Christmas" after he proposed "several times" and "she finally said yes."
However, Jakey Pooh's rep said, "The Daily Mail reports are false."
But just because Reese isn't dress shopping right now, that doesn't mean the twosome isn't serious. Jake has moved into Reese's $5 million L.A. home a while ago. They've been dating for more than a year now, and they recently had a European vacation with Reese's kids, Ava, 8, and Deacon, 4. Reese's friend said,
"It was Jake's idea," adding that the two are "trying out what it means to coexist as a family.
"Reese was willing to try it because Jake had assured her he is 100 percent committed for the long haul."
It's hard for me to let my undercover lover, Jakey Pooh, go, but I think Reese is great for him. You can tell she knows how to treat her man right. I taught her exactly what Jake likes, and, so far, it's working out for her.

Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are on a path to the altar. Gyllenhaal has quietly moved into Witherspoon's $5 million L.A. home and is already part of her fiercely guarded family.
The actor, 27, is even helping to raise her two kids �" Ava, 8, and Deacon, 4 �" from her former marriage to Ryan Phillippe.
"Marriage is definitely what they are working toward," a source close to the actress, 32, tells Us of the couple who've been together for a year. "They literally don't want to spend any time away from each other," a Witherspoon pal adds.
I love this couple! They're great for each other.
I haven't been hitched befo, but I've heard that the sex comes to a halt, gets boring, calculated, penciled in!
You fight, you fuss, you do boring things together and you start farting during love making sessions. There's no intimacy left! Then you stop shaving your legs, shower every two days, claim you're on your period when you're not and walk outta the room in the middle of conversations.
Then, in Reese's case, she's a mother of two, still in contact with her ex. She's always working on some movie in different locations, then promoting 'em all over the world. Before you know it you're making PR statements about how you both "simply grew apart" and "remain the best of friends." - DOOM!
Wait it out first, Reese. Don't pull a Mariah Carey on us.
Jake Gyllenhaal is developing a new organic restaurant venture with top cook Chris Fisher.
Sources claim the movie star once promised himself he'd open a top-end eatery if his acting career took off by the time he was 30. He's 27.
And Gyllenhaal, who has made regular appearances on top chef Mario Batali's hit U.S. cookery show Molto Mario, is getting serious about cooking up a restaurant.
Life & Style magazine reports that Gyllenho and Fisher are looking at spots in L.A. so they can open up their own eatery. The source adds, that "cooking is his [Gyllenhaal]'s big hobby and his passion."
It's also reported that Jake will be going to Italy this summer for inspiration for his new restaurant.
Jakey Pooh, you don't gotta cook me nothin'! You could be dinner and dessert! And breakfast and lunch! Just come over. :)
Good luck, Jake! :)

Reese Witherspoon's ex-husband Ryan Phillippe, was recently on the Howard Stern show talking about how he thinks Reese's new man Jake Gyllenhaal is a 'good dude', but tries to avoid looking at pics of Reese and Jake together.
"It's bizarre. There's plenty of times when I say, 'What a strange situation I've found myself in.' But at a certain point you know it's going to happen, so you are prepared in some fashion." Phillippe �" who dated co-star Abbie Cornish around the time of his 2006 split from Witherspoon �" was mum when it came to talking about his own love life. "It's just something I would really rather not address," he says. "It has to be a 'no comment.' "
Now isn't that a bunch of crap? It's o.k. for Ryan to talk about Reese's love life but God forbid he be asked about his own. Just admit that banging Abbie was what tore up your relationship with Reese, Ryan!