ABC's highly anticipated season 2 of the craptastic series Bachelor Pad 2 premiered last night. Former "Bachelor" and his ex-fiance Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi were both cast on the show to stir up drama.

ABC released only one promo photo. So cheap.

Jake was trying to be civil, while Vienna's new boyfriend Kasey Kahl wants to punch Jake in his badly wrinkled face. Kasey is taller than Jake and he could do some serious damage.

The show apparently didn't need any physical assaults in order to get folks to tune in.

Bachelor Pad was seen by 6.9 million viewers with a 2.2 adults 18-49 rating, steady in the demo compared to last summer’s debut and up 8 percent among total viewers.

The premier of 'Bachelor Pad 2' is slowly creeping up on us and it's going to be a long one. Three freaking hours to be exact! The group of former 'Bachelor' and 'Bachelorette' contestants begin facing off on Monday, August 8 and two people who will stick out in the bunch, Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi definitely won't disappoint.

The exes who are famous for their huge breakup interview and hatred for each other, are likely to have an all out war on the upcoming show. Vienna's f*ckship with Kasey Kahl will only add fuel to the Vienna and Jake fire.

Luckily we'll have the most recent contestant eliminated from The Bachelorette Ames Brown to steer a little of our focus away from Vienna and Jakey poo. Ames is smart as hell but has that cute dumbfounded look that I just can't get enough of. You just have to wonder what's going through his head.

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Heidi Montag isn't done pimping herself out on reality TV and neither is Danielle Staub, Jake Pavelka or Juicy J and DJ Paul of Three Six Mafia. Oh yeah, lets not forget Ashley Dupre, the former prostitute linked to Eliot Spitzer.

A source on set said Heidi and the gang are working on a reality show in which the group is "revamping a restaurant from the ground up. They started shooting this past weekend."

Heidi and Danielle Staub better stay away from the grill or any other heated appliances or else they're gonna melt down like the wicked witch in the middle of making crème brûlée. This show could be a total catastrophe. I love it! 

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Former 'Bachelor' contestant Jake Pavelka has found a new woman and hopefully she's not as fuct in the head as his ex-girlfriend Vienna Girardi. Jake and his new woman Meghan Jones, who is a wedding planner, made their first public appearance on the red carpet of the Dancing with the Stars 200th episode party Monday night, and Jake spoke to Us magazine about his new chick.

"She makes me look really good!"

Seriously? Is that how you start off introducing your new honey to the world? Good lord, he really is stuck on himself. Jake says a "great friend" introduced them to each other about two months ago and things have been smooth sailing since. Speaking of sailing, the new couple loves to travel and Jake said they planned on flipping a coin this morning to pick their next vacation destination.

"We're going to flip a coin in the morning. It's either going to be Hawaii, Australia, Bali or Bangkok. We're just going to get up and go somewhere."

Jake Pavelka may be a self-centered, conceited idiot, but I'd shack up with him if he's gonna go on awesome, lavish vacations all of the time. I could put my "He's such an a$$hole!" thoughts on the back burner if I'm sipping cocktails and letting my ass hang out in St. Tropez. 

Jake Pavelka has had to dodge the gay rumors ever since Vienna Girardi claimed he wouldn't have sex with her. Hell, even Bachelorette contestant Paul Rosseau thought he was gay! While visiting the ladies on The View yesterday, Jake said "There was a lack of intimacy because our problems were so heavy. I can't separate love and intimacy -- and apparently that makes me gay."

As if that wasn't enough of a straight answer, he was asked point blank whether he likes to take the sausage or not.

"No, no. One of my best friends is gay. I can't see how someone can look at [Vienna] and find her not attractive."

Jake sounds like a sweet guy who doesn't have sex with women just to shoot his load off. He sounds like the type of guy who wants to have a love connection with the women he sticks it to, and has visions of skipping over rainbows with them after they do the deed.... He's gay.

The new Z-list version of Heidi Montag remains in the news, so I will blog about Vienna Girardi. POTP blogger Snarky always alleged that Vienna was a cheater, but I believed everything she said in The Bachelorette special because I like to give sluts the benefit of the doubt.

When Vienna was competing on "The Bachelor," her ex-husband said that she cheated on him while he was deployed and used his money for a new pair of t*ts. Now, Lee Smith, another one of Vienna's exes, leaked their private emails and continues to sell her out, alleging that she was cheating on Jake.

Vienna and Lee hooked up in Florida 10 days before she announced her breakup from Jake. "We were in my truck hooking up, her shirt was off and Jake just kept calling over and over again. When Vienna finally took Jake's phone call, Lee said, "She's an amazing liar. She picked up the phone and started yawning and pretending she was sleeping."

Lee says that Vienna began calling him a month after she got engaged, and when Jake cut her off sexually, in May, that's when they began having phone sex. "It happened when Jake was out of town and we had phone sex three nights in a row. It was a lot of fun and I told her I wanted her to come see me for my birthday in June."

Lee also claims that Vienna began asking him to dump his girlfriend "because she couldn't imagine [him] having sex with another woman." She also told Lee that her relationship with Jake isn't going to work out and they don't have sex anymore.

I believed Vienna on The Bachelorette special/fightl, but story after story about Vienna being a slut continues to leak and Jake deserved what he got. He's still a misogynist and he was warned about big bird's little sister and he still went for her anyway.

You can tell that Vienna is one of those insecure women: She bought her boobs and she could still use some work done on her face, so she whores herself out to compete with all the hot chicks. Good luck with that, V. You're in Hollyweird now and you're not hot enough to sustain those 15 minutes of fame.

This is the second time in a week that someone has been accused of using tear-inducing eye drops to bring on the water works! According to Radar Online, an on-set source for the Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi interview claims Vienna may have cried fake tears while taping the interview.

"When Vienna ran into the green room, she knocked over her purse and amongst the things that fell out were Vicks Vapor Rub and eye drops, which I could only think were of the tear-inducing kind," said one on-set source who followed her backstage.

One of Jake's pals also believe they were 'crocodile tears,' but I don't! You can't fake it and pull off the ugly cry face as well as Vienna Girardi did. She's an ex-Hooters girl, not an Academy award winning actress. Those tears were real but they may not have been so much about being hurt by her break up with Jake as much as she may have cried because her relationship with Gregory Michael was put on blast.

If I screwed around and it was publicized on television, I would break down in tears too!

Vienna Girardi is pleased with how her interview with Jake Pavelka went down last night, and why shouldn't she be? Jake can't argue for sh*t and that's because he had nothing to say - the man is a jerk and he can't even defend himself because he thinks that he's right and there's nothing to defend.

During their interview, which aired last night, Jake told Vienna "I'm disgusted with you!" among his many other attacks and accusations. He's such a cruel a-hole and he's so damn arrogant and smug. We're disgusted with you, Jake! Take some of your Dancing With the Stars money and go buy yourself a personality and enroll in some anger management classes.

At the end of the interview, he shouted at her -- "Please, stop interrupting me!" -- forcing her to storm off in tears. (Later, he insisted to host Chris Harrison that he's never screamed at a woman like that.)

"Thank you for all your support," Girardi Twittered after the show. "The truth will always prevail. I'm so glad people see what I have been going through. Love you all."

Jake Pavelka has fallen from grace and he has fallen so hard. The pilot from Texas was a fan favorite because he seemed like a genuinely nice guy when he competed for a rose on Jillian Harris' "The Bachelorette" season. Fast forward to 2010, and he's now one of the biggest douchebags to hit reality TV. In an era where Scott Disick and Spencer Pratt are getting paid for being jerk offs, that's a hard thing to do.

The emotionally charged interview lasted around 35 minutes long and it was better than anyone could have expected. JAKE PAVELKA IS AN A-HOLE and surprisingly, Vienna Girardi was his innocent victim. Because I actually jotted down many of the quotes from the interview in which Vienna slays him, I'll just post 'em here for you. We will post a video once it's out, but ABC is gonna be all over everyone who tries to post video footage. Enjoy!

JAKE: I came back from filming [Drop Dead Diva] and I was on the cover of five magazines.

VIENNA: [Our relationship problems] started a month after dating. At home, it wasn't like a relationship... There was emotional abuse. He has a bit of a temper. There was nothing there emotionally and [Jake was] physically not there.

JAKE: I'm so disgusted with you.

VIENNA: You're a fame whore, that's why this happened! I thought we'd be in Florida and you'd be flying.

JAKE: I'm glad I have a job. I'M A PILOT! Why are you raising your voice?... You had a guy at the house last Saturday!

VIENNA: HE WAS GAY! You spoke to him on the phone. I had a gay guy at the house to pick out a dress!!!!!!!... We've never had cheating and trust issues in the relationship. [VIENNA STARTS CRYING] We broke up twice. You promised you'd change and [start to kiss me without me having to ask]. I had nothing in LA. He never acknowledged me when he was on Dancing With the Stars. I don't wanna be on the cameras all the time. I have a real job. I'm gonna work with a charity. I broke up with you on Monday. I dumped you on the phone and had my bags packed.

JAKE: You gave an unauthorized interview... What man wants to be with a woman who undermines him?

VIENNA: He took the GPS and threw it in the back of the car [when I looked up directions instead of just listening to his directions while driving in the car].

JAKE: Yes, I did that [throw the GPS to the back of the car] ... Another interruption... * Jake "clenches his fist at Vienna* Jake continues "To me there's more in a relationship than sex."

VIENNA: He treated me like a child.

JAKE: This is why we're not intimate.

VIENNA: If there's a woman who has no self worth, Jake can be with her... I gave the truth. *Vienna starts bawling, tells Jake he's a fake liar, or something similar, and walks off and tries to rip off her microphone.*

JAKE: I've never been in a relationship where I've raised my voice.

Vienna is clearly the victim of being in a relationship with a controlling, jealous, possessive, manipulative, belittling jerk. She is SO much better off and I don't see how anyone who watched Jake's cocky smug the entire time or his short fused temper could be on his side. He's such an a-hole, I don't know where to begin. And you know he thinks he's hot sh*t now. Let's see if anyone's mentioning Jake after the reality TV show "Bachelor Pad," that he signed up to join, airs. Karma will bite him in his wrinkled up face and Vienna will stop crying once she realizes that she's been spared.

Check out this small clip of Vienna Girardi and Jake Pavelka's interview with Chris Harrison, which will air Monday night during the Bachelorette. In the clip Vienna denies cheating on Jake and claims Jake has two different stories of when they split. Vienna gets so worked up while explaining her f*ckship friendship with Gregory Michael and selling her story to the tabloids, that Jake asked her why she was raising her voice. Vienna told her ex it was because he is "the biggest fake liar I've ever met in my entire life!"

Wow. She really told him off! I'm hoping the interview on Monday has a little more excitement than this. Who knows what to believe between these two anyway?

**I hope everyone has a fabulous 4th of July weekend! If you get f*cked up, call a cab! It's a lot cheaper than all the expenses that come with a DUI!**

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