Jamie Kennedy

Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy have broken up. For those of you that assumed their happily ever after was in the works simply because JLove is beautiful and Jamie Kennedy is attractively challenged, guess you were in for a surprise!

I, too, was absolutely shocked to learn that vajazzling your vagina won't keep your man around. It's a thoughtful suggestion, Jen, but the novelty and the sparkles wear off eventually, but I digress. This breakup is why women must know that good looks may keep him hooked temporarily, but he will run for the hills when he wants to.

Jennifer Love Hewitt is a serial monogamous and she turns co-dependency into an art form. She even dates unattractive men that she has to work with on the set of her show (Jamie Kennedy is a cast member on the Ghost Whisperer) and she attempts to defy the odds, fooling us into thinking that it's actually going to work this time.

Only problem is: Jen could scare off a death row prison inmate from committing. B*tch is high on the crazy sauce. She probably thought she had Jamie's nuts on lock since she's much more attractive, but not so much, honey. Just be glad he dumped you before any reproduction took place.

Here goes the politically correct reason for their break-up: "It had kind of just run its course … She's working constantly, and Jamie's working on the show and touring [with his stand-up comedy act]. It just isn't conducive to a relationship." Explains everything! People that have jobs totally can not stick together.

A lot of famous folks showed up for the premiere of Michael Jackson's This Is It movie, and you also had some not so famous folks such as Ian Ziering. What the hell was he doing there?

Adam Lambert and Katy Perry looked super cute on the red carpet together, and J.Lo had something funky going on with her hair. I'm not sure if there were 100 mph winds, or if her hair was all fugged up on purpose.

The movie has had good reviews and sounds like a must-see for those of us who grew up listening to Michael.

At 50, Jackson was still an amazingly gifted dancer with moves that leave your mouth agape. And Jackson's voice still dazzles — even when he's trying to play it down.

Jennifer Love Hewitt is adorable while Jamie Kennedy is not so adorable - that's a problem!

Sometimes when a fug dude gets a hot chick he thinks that he can get other hot chicks, or other women for that matter, and he cheats. It's like the fug dude is trying to recreate those Axe Effect commercials and he actually believes his peen is like a flexible diamond encrusted extremity that women shall flock to. He now considers himself damn sexy, plus diamonds are a woman's best friend, so he tries to put his newly discovered hotness to use by whoring out.

Jamie Kennedy was seen making out with Shannon Funk, Britney Spears' former assistant at Club Tao in Vegas over the weekend. Jamie was out promoting his new DVD release with comedian Jeff Beacher.

According to the video shot by a paparazzi site, linked as the highlighted word "seen" above, Jamie and Shannon were exchanging words, not saliva. Or maybe the paps know more about this than we do?

Jennifer Love Hewitt is just glad to have found a replacement after her fiance dumped her a few months ago. The woman knows the right way to get over someone.

After rumors that JLove and Jamie Kennedy were a couple, he confirmed the rumors this morning on Ryan Seacrest's show. Jamie is batshit in love!

"Yes, we are dating. Wow, I've never said that. We're more than dating ... we're more than in love."

"We have an intense connection," he said. Making a Twilight reference, he added, "She's my Bella. I don't want to bite her neck, but I want her to live." Kennedy said Hewitt is "so talented. She can sing, she can dance, she's hilarious ... and hot since she was, like, 9."

"Here's somebody that breathes life into you in a new way and makes you fuller and that's what she does to me! I'm in love, and I don't care! Ryan, you knew off-the-air, because you said I seemed different to you ... it's amazing. I thought something would happen in my 40s. Hollywood makes us on our own train, and it's like I have a co-conductor now."

I am so skurred for Jamie! I really think this is his first time being in love. The emotions are pure crazy and he obviously is unaware of who he is dating. JLove has dumped many a dudes and Jamie is the worst looking of all her conquests. She's trying to get over her fiance, but he just doesn't see that. Keeping my toes crossed that Jamie won't be left too disappointed when she dumps him via press. I also hope that Jenny will find longterm happiness and a man that will say "I do" to her on that special day when she's rockin' her size 2 wedding gown.