Jamie Lynn Spears
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It's time to put this relationship to rest, kids! These two are doomed. Jamie Lynn gave birth to daughter Maddie Briann nine months ago and she's been talking about her wedding forever.

Hasn't happened yet.

"The wedding's off. They are still in love, living together and very happy, but they have no plans to get married. Jamie Lynn has everything she wants and feels no need for a ring and piece of paper. She and Casey have weathered a lot in their young relationship already and don't need the pressure of making wedding plans."

They are breaking up! Remember Britney Spears' ghetto backyard country nuptials? You can't tell me Jamie couldn't whip together a fried chicken and biscuits backyard weddin' in a few weeks. Papa Spears be makin' his babies cheese grits and KFC delivers!

I think the comment on the site I got the pics from is good enough for me:

Some new pics of Jamie Lynn, her ugly baby and bbdaddy Casey standing around in their backyard.

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According to insiders, Lynne is convinced that her recently-published memoir Through The Storm will be a hit on the big screen.

"She's pitching the book around to studios," says a source close to the Spears matriarch.

It's been reported that rising star Anna Faris is in the frame to play Britney, but Lynne has another - less obvious - choice in mind.

The source tells The Sun that "she even says she wants Julia Roberts to play her. It's insane!"

Oooohhhhh! So, who should play Daddy Dude?

Here's my picks:

Britney Spears: Anna Faris - she totally looks like her and that bitch is krayzee or Britney Snow.

Jamie Lynn: Ashley Tisdale - she's much bigger than her, but I think she could be a convincing Jamie Lynn.

Casey Aldridge: Justin Timberlake. Ha! Or Chace Crawford, yum.

Daddy Dude: Colin Farrell, Eminem, haha. Vanilla Ice. Or Jamie Kennedy.

Mama Spears: Sally Field.

Papa Spears: Alec Baldwin.

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Give the teenage mother a fucking break. The moment I read that Jamie Lynn is knocked up again, via various blogs reporting from The National Enquirer, I knew it was bullshit. It's not even funny actually. But I do wish it were true. Heh.

While several reports are claiming Jamie Lynn is preggers again, an unimpeachable source tells TMZ Britney's baby sis does not have another bun in the oven.

Lynne Spears says the public had a "totally different reaction" to the teen pregnancies of her daughter Jamie Lynn and Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol.

"It's as if [Sarah Palin] became celebrated. I mean, the mother, Palin, was celebrated for this.

"Every woman in the world has applauded her strength and her convictions and poor little old Jamie Lynn, you saw how she was crucified - everybody did, firsthand," Lynne said. "I just feel like it's been a very hypocritical situation."

Am I the only one who feels like Lynne Spears comparing herself to Sarah Palin is like, I dunno, Lynne Spears comparing herself to Sarah Palin?

Sarah promotes abstinence-only, and, although it didn't exactly work for her family, at least she didn't say, "get knocked up!" via letting her daughter Britney's boyfriends spend the night when she was young and letting her kids do whatever they want.

We've already seen what happened to Britney Spears first, way before Jamie Lynn was sperminated. That's part of the reason why people reacted differently to Jamie's pregnancy than Bristol's. Lynne sucks at parenting and it really hurts her when people say that, that's why she penned some self-righteous book to try to convince us otherwise. Well, I'm not reading your book, bitch. In my eyes you will always be a fuck up. :)

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Obviously Casey Aldridge has not received proper training from K-Fuck. You're supposed to use a Spears woman for all she's got, not pay for your own shiz!!

A stolen picture of Jamie Lynn Spears breast feeding her baby has sparked a federal pornography investigation.

Federal and local authorities are on the hunt for someone peddling 12 pics of Britney Spears, Jamie Lynn, daughter Maddie and baby daddy Casey Aldridge. One of the pictures shows Jamie Lynn breast feeding Maddie -- Jamie Lynn's left breast is exposed.

The pics were taken on Casey's digital camera. He took the camera card to his local Wal-Mart in Louisiana for copies. Law enforcement believes someone at the Wal-Mart may have made extra copies, then tried selling them.

Peddling pictures of a minor's breast -- even if not taken for sexual purposes -- could land the seller and the buyer in federal prison if they are marketed across state lines for the purpose of being lurid. Also, anyone purchasing the pics could be prosecuted for the crime of receiving stolen property.

Authorities are trying to find the man who is attempting to sell the photos. In addition, we're told Britney's lawyers are thinking about going after Wal-Mart for the alleged security breach.

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According to Lynne, she's an innocent mother who can not possibly be blamed for anything.

I'm still tryna figure out why Lynne decided to write a book about being Britney Spears' mother 10 years after she broke out onto the scene?... When the checks stop a comin' in it's a time for some book writin'.

Lynne dropped this mess not too long after Britney cut her outta her life, which means she was workin' on it when she didn't have all the access to Britney's dough. Lynne's doing it all wrong. Selling yourself out the right way can work, if done properly, but sellin' your kids out is like pushing crack on the corner to elementary kids in wheelchairs. There's just somethin' about it that's never gonna look right.

These pictures make me wonder if Lynne Spears said anything all the tabloids were reporting in her book? Hmmm. On a sidenote, Maddie needs to grow into her face.

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After hearing allegations that Jamie Lynn's fiancé Casey Aldridge cheated with a woman named Kelli Dawson, the 26-year-old allegedly offered to fly Jamie Lynn and baby Maddie to L.A. in a private jet.

"Brit has assured Jamie Lynn that she'll build a nursery for Maddie â€" even promising that when she buys her new place, it will have a special wing for them," a source claims.

Meanwhile, sources claims Jamie Lynn has moved out of her Mississippi home where she lived with Aldridge and moved in with mother Lynne Spears.

Who would Jamie get knocked up again while living with first - Brit Brit or mother of the year, Lynne Spears?

I'm kind of happy that Jamie's relationship went belly up. I'm evil. I'm bitter. Well, not really bitter, it's hard to be bitter when you're preoccupied with sexy menz, but when young hollywood gets sperminated, things tend to be all happily ever after. This time around, not so much. Impressionable girls are getting a good lil taste of reality with Jamie Lynn's dunzo relationship with Casey.

I do wish Jamie all the best. Actually, her break-up is the best. The Spears women prefer to date down but it's about time a Spears ho goes for an upgrade. Jamie has that chance now.

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In an exclusive interview with In Touch, 28-year-old Kelli Dawson reveals that she and Casey, 19, were romantically involved â€" and were still sleeping together when Jamie Lynn, now 17, was six months pregnant with his child.

The pair first met in November 2006. At the time, Casey was already dating Jamie Lynn, but the sexual chemistry between Casey and Kelli was instant. "We were both really attracted to each other," Kelli reveals.

"He totally instigated it and pursued me. His friends would tell me that he liked me, that he thought I was pretty." It wasn't really "hot and heavy," Kelli admits, until the spring of 2007.

The pair didn't bother to hide their relationship. "Kelli and Casey have been a couple on and off for a few years," confirms Jason Alexander, Britney Spears' first husband."They were a really tight couple, but I think it was hard for Kelli, having Jamie Lynn in the picture."

Well, Jamie hasn't gotten married yet. She still has time to run. That's how these country folk do it. When these sluts aren't giving oral to their cousin or stepbrother, they're sleeping with a friend whose girlfriend is knocked up. Kelli's a 28-year-old, then 26, banging a 17-year-old?! Redneck, trailer trash, skank!