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A casual Jamie Lynn Spears does some post-birthday shopping around Kentwood, La., on Thursday.

I hope the mom to be gets married to Casey Aldridge. It's time for a younger, new Kevin Federline to break out on the scene. The chaos, the divorce, the messy custody battle! Bring it.

Since Wednesday is hump day I'm turning this one day into bump day for all the pregnant bitches. Here's your time to bask in all of your knocked up glory, and counting down the days when you pop that little bastard out!

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Jamie Lynn Spears doesn't want no bastard kids. Tina Robinson, Casey Aldridge's cousin, confirms that Jamie and Casie are engaged!

Tina says Casey proposed "a few days ago."

Robinson says she hasn't seen a ring and didn't know whether they would wed before or after Jamie Lynn delivers."They probably weren't expecting [the proposal] to be, like, right now, but with her being pregnant, that really pushed it up."

Last night I was talking to one of my girlfriends about how, maybe in the 1950s, getting knocked up was a good way to tie down yo man. But today in the 21st century, it really just doesn't work anymore. Us poor girls are forced to lie about being on the pill, get knocked up, then seek hundreds of thousands in child support because men don't wanna marry they hos no mo'.

Jamie Lynn, I wish you all the best, babe! Stay strong and good luck. :)

Jamie Lynn Spears looks so different with glasses. She looks much more mature, and I'm happy to see her smiling. I must say it's commendable she decided to have her baby. Kudos to Jamie Lynn. :)

"The "Zoey 101" actress was spotted leaving the Mexican Restaurant in Kentwood, Louisiana last night with a gal pal. And she was doing her best to camouflage her baby bump. Spears wore a baggy white tank top underneath a jacket, with denim cutoffs and a pair of uber-stylish UGG boots. It looks like she may have bought a couple of t-shirts from the restaurant during her meal as well.

And if you've been jonesing for a dose of Jamie Lynn on your television screen, you won't have to wait much longer. According to an entertainment industry source, she'll be appearing in a guest role on ABC's "Miss Guided." The source reports, "Jamie Lynn plays a promiscuous high-schooler in the March 20th episode of the show."

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The Spears women make really good mothers, don't they? Jamie has been partying like crazy. Poor thing must be in denial.

"She's been going out with her friends recently and staying out late. Her mom and dad are both worried that Jamie's late-night partying isn't good for her or her child.

"Jamie Lynn continues to break every rule Lynne makes,and there are no consequences. Everything in Jamie Lynn's life is causing stress right now. She's worried about her career, her relationship with Casey (the baby's father) and being a mom at 16."

Even if Jamie Lynn Spears gives her baby to her mother to raise, as was reported last week, she's still gonna be a grandmother 13 years from now. The Spears women live without rules and without birth control. I hope Jamie's baby son or daughter can break the hillbilly cycle, run away, and get into the foster care system by age 5.