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Jamie Lynn Spears and Chelsea Houska: Friends at Mardi Gras

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Mon, 20 Feb 2012 17:45:12 EST

Jamie Lynn Spears gave Glamour magazine a very candid, and pretty pitiful, interview recently where she talked about how being '16 & Pregnant' changed her life. She also said that 16 & Pregnant and Teen Mom stars are "brave," or some stupid sh!t like that. Bristol Palin is also friends with Maci Bookout, so apparently teens who don't use condoms or birth control form their own cliques.

Jamie Lynn Spears enjoyed Mardi Gras in her native Louisiana and she partied with Teen Mom 2 star Chelsea Houska.

Chelsea Tweeted: “Gahhh @jamielynnspears puuuurdy girl”

Jamie responded with “youuuu knowww”

I was gonna say something b!tchy about 'no wonder these chicks got knocked up at 16' based upon their dumb Tweets, but then I deleted that sentence and just retyped it.

Jamie Lynn Spears Talks About Her Struggles

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 14:11:02 EST

Jamie Lynn Spears gave Glamour magazine a very revealing interview in which she talks about being '16 & Pregnant' before MTV made a stupid show with the same title. Now 21 years old, Jamie explained "I was young. I was in love. I was like every other teenager, except I had this last name."

"I believe in safety and birth control as prevention. But like many young girls…I was really scared to go to the doctor," so true. It's bullsh!t that you have to get a pap smear to get birth control, but I digress. Jamie Lynn explained that, because she was famous, she was embarrassed to ask someone to put her on birth control. SAD!

Spears says that she feels for Teen Mom stars and explains that "it takes bravery to be a young mom and it does take bravery to let the world watch."

Jamie says that she doesn't really date because she takes care of her daughter.

She won't bring guys over because she has Maddie at home. "The one thing that does get me excited is one day having that relationship. I look forward to that—I really do."

This sh!t makes me so sad. Brit's sis says "I’m just patiently waiting for Prince Charming." Jamie's been forced to make such huge sacrifices and she lives so far away from Britney. At least she's optimistic about the future. She'll find that Prince Charming!

Jamie Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge: Together Again!

muggs2611@yahoo.com (Snarky) — Wed, 03 Aug 2011 10:25:22 EST

Teen momma Jamie Lynn Spears and her baby daddy Casey Aldridge are giving their f*ckship another try. Ever since Jamie got knocked up at the tender age of 16, the couple has tried to make their relationship work but has failed many times.

Casey even put a ring on it back in 2008, they called off the engagement in 2009 and stayed together, but later broke up in 2010, only to be rumored to be back together later in the year... Who the hell can keep up with these two? By the photo she posted on Twitter from the 4th of July holiday weekend, it appears they're back in the groove of things.

If this twosome splits up one more time, they need to move the hell on!

Maddie Briann Sings Britney Spears' "Up 'N Down"

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Mon, 01 Aug 2011 19:10:28 EST

The Spears family is dedicated to keeping it country, and Jamie Lynn Spears' 3 year-old daughter Maddie Briann is already learning Britney Spears lyrics.

Maddie Sings Britney Spears

"OMG! Check out my niece Maddie covering Aunt Britney's Up N Down," Spears, 29, wrote. "Sooooo adorable!"

"The beat just dropped and the room got sexy/You're watching me like there's no one else around," sings the tot.

First of all, Britney Spears didn't write "Sooooo adorable!" because she publicly hired someone to write her tweets and update her Facebook, but Spears had to watch this. I don't think I can be kind in this post, so I'm just going to say that Lil Miss Maddie Briann is cute.

Jamie Lynn Spears Posts Picture of Daughter, Maddie Briann, on Twitter

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Mon, 04 Apr 2011 15:05:49 EST

Jamie Lynn Spears turned 20 years old today and she let her followers know that everything is good in her Louisiana hood.

Jamie tweeted the photo above and said: “What else do you do on your 20th birthday weekend? Just grilling for Maddie B." I guess that's what happens when you get knocked up at 16. You make a grilled cheese sandwich for your daughter to celebrate your birthday. Exciting.

Casey Aldridge And Jamie Lynn Spears Split!

muggs2611@yahoo.com (Snarky) — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 15:44:17 EST

Casey Aldridge and Jamie Lynn Spears broke up y'all! Sources told Star magazine that the couple only stayed together for as long as they have to put on a good image.

"Even when she was pregnant, she didn't really see a future with him. She only gave the impression of staying with him so long because it looked better in the eyes of the public."

When they called off their wedding early last year, it was an obvious sign they weren't going to last. A source says Jamie has already moved on to a new man named James Watson. He's a 28 year old businessman who owns a company that installs high definition TVs for large corporations.

"They started dating last December. I don't think James cares at all about who she is; they really seem to like each other."

As 'grown up' as she may have become by having a baby, she's still a kid and doesn't need to be dating men who are 10 years older than her. She needs to take some time to focus on herself, not the peen, and decide where she should go with her life and career. This would be the best time to get her life on point!

Jamie Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge Call Off Wedding

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 15:20:32 EST

It's time to put this relationship to rest, kids! These two are doomed. Jamie Lynn gave birth to daughter Maddie Briann nine months ago and she's been talking about her wedding forever.

Hasn't happened yet.

"The wedding's off. They are still in love, living together and very happy, but they have no plans to get married. Jamie Lynn has everything she wants and feels no need for a ring and piece of paper. She and Casey have weathered a lot in their young relationship already and don't need the pressure of making wedding plans."

They are breaking up! Remember Britney Spears' ghetto backyard country nuptials? You can't tell me Jamie couldn't whip together a fried chicken and biscuits backyard weddin' in a few weeks. Papa Spears be makin' his babies cheese grits and KFC delivers!

Damn, B*tch Has Aged, Looks Busted

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 10:37:05 EST

I think the comment on the site I got the pics from is good enough for me:

Some new pics of Jamie Lynn, her ugly baby and bbdaddy Casey standing around in their backyard.

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The Britney Spears Movie

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 14:30:06 EST

According to insiders, Lynne is convinced that her recently-published memoir Through The Storm will be a hit on the big screen.

"She's pitching the book around to studios," says a source close to the Spears matriarch.

It's been reported that rising star Anna Faris is in the frame to play Britney, but Lynne has another - less obvious - choice in mind.

The source tells The Sun that "she even says she wants Julia Roberts to play her. It's insane!"

Oooohhhhh! So, who should play Daddy Dude?

Here's my picks:

Britney Spears: Anna Faris - she totally looks like her and that bitch is krayzee or Britney Snow.

Jamie Lynn: Ashley Tisdale - she's much bigger than her, but I think she could be a convincing Jamie Lynn.

Casey Aldridge: Justin Timberlake. Ha! Or Chace Crawford, yum.

Daddy Dude: Colin Farrell, Eminem, haha. Vanilla Ice. Or Jamie Kennedy.

Mama Spears: Sally Field.

Papa Spears: Alec Baldwin.

source

Jamie Lynn Spears Isn't Pregnant Again

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 13:39:54 EST

Give the teenage mother a fucking break. The moment I read that Jamie Lynn is knocked up again, via various blogs reporting from The National Enquirer, I knew it was bullshit. It's not even funny actually. But I do wish it were true. Heh.

While several reports are claiming Jamie Lynn is preggers again, an unimpeachable source tells TMZ Britney's baby sis does not have another bun in the oven.