Just look at their body language!

Jay-Z rather drink his urine than cuddle with B or give her some eye contact. I'm sure they're madly in love, but it would be nice if they could look like it at some point.

Beyonce is always the one drooling over her camel. Happy future divorce, y'all!

The married couple is currently in the Caribbean on vacay.

I say they read my post. Beyonce and Jay-Z are touching, oh shiz! And it's not even at night! B deserves a man who can't take his hands off her indoors and outdoors, at least that's how I like it. Is Beyonce's left hand in Jay's back pocket? You can tell she's soaking up this lovin'. Good for her.

Beyoncé displays her support for presidential candidate Barack Obama while hanging out with husband Jay-Z in New York City on Monday, the couple's four-month wedding anniversary.

When I saw these pics, I was gonna write about 'How Does Beyonce Do It?' Meaning, how does she allow Jay-Z to walk ahead of her and never show any affection when they're out in public? Then I thought about it... Beyonce and Jay-Z are good friends with Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin - they are known for never being seen together on purpose. So, maybe they're onto something. Maybe taking a hands-off approach in public could actually be a turn on because then they get to make up for it behind closed doors?

Beyonce's a better woman than I am because, when you're in love, PDA is the best. I don't know how she does it. I lied. I guess I am going with the, 'I dunno how the heffa does it?' stance.

B's lookin' gorgeous in white!!

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But I thought he's not married? Heh.

Jay-Z donned never-before-seen bling in NYC Wednesday: his wedding ring to Beyonce!

The rapper, 38, was spotted wearing the jewelry while leaving his Tribeca apartment, where they wed April 4.

Beyonce, 26, and Jay-Z tied the knot over three months ago in a "very special, very private, very intimate" rooftop ceremony, according to a source close to the pair.

Famous guests included Destiny's Child singers Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams as well as Gwyneth Paltrow and hubby Chris Martin.

Jay Z: Bitch, just cuz we married don't mean you gettin' in my wallet! Why'd you even bring that up? You ain't touchin' my stacks.

* This picture was taken before the wedding, but I think it's hilarious.

It's not like we didn't know this already, but Beyoncé and Jay-Z are now officially married. The two filed their signed wedding license this past Friday in Scarsdale N.Y.. I'd say congratulations but those two divas don't even wanna admit their married! Get over yourselves, it's not like the world stopped turning cause you tied the knot.

People

Beyonce and Jay-Z have secretly wed, the world knows this, but they've sworn everyone to secrecy.

Solange:

When complimented about the skirt she wore to the wedding, she only replied, "It was a cute dress." Was it a fun night? "What night are you talking about?" she replied. "Friday? Hmm. Friday. I really don't [know]."

Tuesday night Beyonce and Jay-Z wedding attendee Gwyneth Paltrow said,

"What wedding? I was watching a movie on Friday night."

And, finally, here's what went down last night at Jay-Z's concert.

An unlit cigar dangling from his mouth, Jay-Z was in a good mood as he snacked on spicy French fries and coyly evaded wedding questions. "I don't know what you're talking about!" he said with a laugh when congratulated by patrons.

I can't wait until B has kids and gets asked about it so she can say, 'I was just babysitting for my cousins! I don't have any kids!'

They don't owe the public anything, but they have their friends lying - for what? I want them to break-up because I'm over it already. You can't even congratulate them because they'll say, "I don't know what you're talking about!" Ugh.

People & Us

Beyoncé Knowles and longtime beau Jay-Z have taken out a marriage license in Scarsdale, N.Y. The pair obtained a license Tuesday morning. The document is valid for 60 days.

A rep for Beyoncé told PEOPLE, "No comment." Jay-Z's spokesperson could not be reached.

Beyonce, 26, and Jay-Z,38, have been dating since 2002, though they were reluctant to their relationship.

Rumors about their romance began circulating after the singer appeared on Jay-Z's song "'03 Bonnie & Clyde," followed by collaborations on Beyoncé's solo hit "Crazy in Love," in 2003. While the two have remained tight-lipped about the state of their romance, by no means has Beyoné brushed off talk of marriage.

In December 2006, the singer told InStyle, "You can't rush a man into anything �" whether it's a relationship, marriage or having children."

I didn't even mention the last Beyonce and Jay-Z marriage rumor that came out months ago, but this sounds real to me. And I am SO excited. I have nothing mean or blogger-ish to say. These two are obviously very in love and I wish them all the best.

I am dying to see this wedding dress and all the pictures. You know it's going to be classy. Congratulations! :)