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I thought that Jenna Jameson's twin boys were gonna fall right outta her vadge lips when it was time for delivery, but I was wrong. In her new Myspace blog, Jenna reveals that she only had to give five pushes. The former porn star credits her easy delivery to sit ups.

Having thousands of large objects rammed up your orifices for over a decade can get a ho more loose than the Grey Goose. It's a miracle the twins didn't just roll outta her pussy when they felt like it instead of politely waiting until she got to the hospital.

Jenna blogged,

"I was blessed with a very easy labor, it lasted about 2 hours. When it came to pushing them out, I truly believe the 500 sit ups a day paid off. I was able to push my 5 pound Jesse out in 5 pushes. Journey who was 4lb 11oz was out in 3 pushes."

B*tch didn't even have to push. She should've just spread her legs and sneezed.

Jenna Jameson's twin sons fell outta the gaping canal mason jar hole that is her vagina this morning at a Newport Beach hospital.

The former porn star and Joan Rivers look alike announced that she was preggers in late August, only eight months after she said she won't do any more porn movies cause she's better than that.

Jenna shared her pregnancy experiences with her friends on Myspace, saying that having children has been her dream "for an extremely long time" and that she has "never felt more like a woman." That's interesting, I'd think having so much peen shoved in your orifices and down your throat would give you a strong awareness of your gender. Guess I thought wrong.

Congrats?

I honestly can't figure out what bitch looks worse. Heidi looks like a straight dude, while Jenna looks like a siamese fat ass younger version of Joan Rivers.

I hope she stays that fug post delivery. Heidi on the other hand, she can look like a man all she wants. Her career will be over within the next 16 months. Oh, it's time for her to drop her next "single" that will never hit the radio airwaves.

The former porn star says she's 12 weeks along, pregnant with twins. No comment.

So, uh, Jenna Jameson is not only preggers, but she's knocked up with twins... and, uh, weren't her ovaries shoved up into her lower abdomen hundreds of times already?  Tito's sperm could compete in the Olympics, those crazy swimmers.

Jenna's kids have got to be special when they do come out. Just saying. And I'm being completely kind, I said "special" instead of 'mentally challenged and deformed.'

Jenna said,
I can officially confirm that Tito and I are expecting twins! Continue Reading...

Jenna Jameson is pregnant, and, as of now, there's no word on just how pregnant she is. This is cause for concern. Hopefully Jenna can at least make it to her 3rd trimester because you know that baby's gonna kick a hole in the amniotic fluid in the womb, running for its life through the gaping canal that is her vag lips, escaping before it's time.

Adult film star Jenna Jameson is going to be a mommy.

"Yes, I can confirm I'm pregnant. It's still early, so I'm being cautious. I'm resting as much as possible. I'm so happy! I'm just saying super healthy. I've moved down to the beach with Tito �" I love being by the beach."

But the 34-year-old Jameson �" who split from adult film studio owner Jay Grdina in 2006 and from porn star Brad Armstrong in 2001�" said they have no plans to walk down the aisle.

"I think I'm gonna stay unmarried and just go for the babies! I'm following in Angelina's footsteps!"

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Congrats to Jenna Jameson. The retired porn queen is pregnant with the baby of her boyfriend, UFC champ Tito Ortiz.

"She's completely thrilled, this is something she's wanted for a very long time." Jameson miscarried during her marriage to Jay Grdina, whom she divorced in 2006. She also once failed with in vitro.

Jameson's assistant didn't return calls and Ortiz's rep had no comment.

I'm sure her former career won't determine whether or not Jenna will be a good mother, but she'll always have to worry about her kid getting into some of mommy's porn! I know I would taunt my mom if she was a former pornstar. 'You mean I can't spend the night at my boyfriend's house? How many dicks did you suck, mother? The kids at school say it's a few hundred. Later!'

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I'm not a fan of Jenna Jameson, but she has been looking really good these days! :)

I think Jenna's body looks pretty damn good here but I'm sure we have photoshop to thank for that. She's got a little more curve in the middle than she normally does, but her arm looks freakishly skinny. Did the photo editors forget to fix that? She's going for the whole Bettie Page look, but Jenna just doesn't look right in that black wig.

Tito Ortiz got the best birthday gift of his life when an anorexic looking washed up porn star jumped out of his birthday cake. Jenna 'Joan Rivers' Jameson looks like she's about to fall over just from breathing... Or possibly because her lips weigh more than the rest of her body. Someone shove some food down Jenna Jameson's throat!