Jenna Jameson crashed her car into a light pole around 1:30 AM and was arrested on suspicion of DUI. Jenna had minor injuries and refused medical treatment. Sources say that Jenna showed signs of possibly being under the influence and was given a field sobriety test.

"She was subsequently arrested for misdemeanor suspicion of DUI. Cops say Jenna has been released from custody."

Jenna Jameson is throwing around some fighting words about Chelsea Handler on Twitter, saying "Chelsea handler makes fun of peoples kids... Probably because she's a dried up old whore. Just cuz I say it like it is...... Don't hate...... She talks massive sh!t.. Ok, whatever...."

Although Jenna didn't say what brought her to a boiling point to sound off on Twitter last night about Chelsea, one can only assume it has something to do with Chelsea calling Jenna raunchy.

During an interview in December with Katie Couric for Glamour magazine, Chelsea said "I don't like the word raunchy. I'm irreverent and I say things that a lot of people wouldn't say, and some of it probably isn't in the best taste. But when I hear the word raunchy, to me that describes Jenna Jameson. Look, I'm never going to please everybody."

While discussing making jokes about kids, Chelsea said "I think talking about children and their looks is not nice. Like, unattractive children. I don't do that. And I don't talk about people who are dying. I think that's inappropriate."

So where is this crazy talk about making fun of kids coming from? Ms. Jenna-I've-had-every-hole-on-my-body-used-and-abused-by-hundreds-of-men-women-sex-toys-and-inanimate-objects-Jameson is calling Chelsea Handler a dried up whore? Hello pot, meet kettle!

It's clever on Jenna's part because she's becoming more irrelevant by the day and is a dried up old whore herself, and bashing another celebrity is a good way to get your face out there again.

There has been a lot of he said she said going on between Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz regarding their altercation earlier this week. Jenna says Tito threw her in the bathtub which tore ligaments in her arm, while Tito claims Jenna was f*cked up on drugs and simply fell.

Tito had a press conference with his attorney Monday night in which Tito claimed Jenna has been addicted to OxyContin for over a year, and he never harmed her. Jenna has vehemently denied any drug problem and had a drug test done on Tuesday, which TMZ reports came back negative on numerous drugs including OxyContin.

We've learned the results of the test, administered Tuesday by American Toxicology Inc. in Las Vegas, show Jenna's urine tested "negative" for the ten major drugs they were screening for ... a list that included cocaine, weed, meth and oxycodone -- the major ingredient in OxyContin.

Jenna's attorney Ronald Richards said "The lab tests clearly exonerate Jenna Jameson of any hint, iota, or suggestion that she ingested or was under the influence of any opiates or controlled substances."

What if she drank one of those concoctions that mask the drugs in her system before the drug test? You know, the stuff pot heads drink to pass a drug test when they smoked a big fatty the night before. I still don't know who's telling the truth in this fiasco, and frankly I don't give a damn. Jenna is starting to sound more believable though.

Tito Ortiz was arrested yesterday morning after an altercation with his girlfriend Jenna Jameson. Jenna says it all began after she said something 'very hurtful to his ego' which resulted in Tito throwing Jenna "into the bathtub and tore two ligaments in my shoulder." There's always two sides to every story and last night Tito held a press conference with is attorney Chip Matthews to give his side, and he claims Jenna is addicted to Oxycontin.

As for what happened in Tito and Jenna's home Monday morning -- Matthews repeatedly said, "Tito never touched Jenna."  He claims that Jenna had a relapse and that Tito confronted her about the drugs he claims to have found.  Matthews suggested Jenna was high and just lost her balance.

Tito was visibly upset and said he hopes Jenna is okay and having seen his parents go through addiction, he's not going to "let my family go through that."

I couldn't imagine Tito risking his fighting career by abusing Jenna, but I also wonder how she could tear ligaments in her shoulder if she was high and 'just lost her balance'? There's sh*t spewing out of both sides of this story, and it's too early to know exactly what happened.

Jenna Jameson' baby daddy of her twin boys, Tito Ortiz was arrested today at Huntington Beach in Orange County, CA. Someone called 911 today at 9:53 and reported a "disturbance."

When cops arrived at the couple's home Jenna Jameson had "visible injuries." Tito is currently in custody and on his way to a Huntington Beach jail. Tito and Jenna are not married -- but they have twin boys together.

I thought that Jenna Jameson's twin boys were gonna fall right outta her vadge lips when it was time for delivery, but I was wrong. In her new Myspace blog, Jenna reveals that she only had to give five pushes. The former porn star credits her easy delivery to sit ups.

Having thousands of large objects rammed up your orifices for over a decade can get a ho more loose than the Grey Goose. It's a miracle the twins didn't just roll outta her pussy when they felt like it instead of politely waiting until she got to the hospital.

Jenna blogged,

"I was blessed with a very easy labor, it lasted about 2 hours. When it came to pushing them out, I truly believe the 500 sit ups a day paid off. I was able to push my 5 pound Jesse out in 5 pushes. Journey who was 4lb 11oz was out in 3 pushes."

B*tch didn't even have to push. She should've just spread her legs and sneezed.

Jenna Jameson's twin sons fell outta the gaping canal mason jar hole that is her vagina this morning at a Newport Beach hospital.

The former porn star and Joan Rivers look alike announced that she was preggers in late August, only eight months after she said she won't do any more porn movies cause she's better than that.

Jenna shared her pregnancy experiences with her friends on Myspace, saying that having children has been her dream "for an extremely long time" and that she has "never felt more like a woman." That's interesting, I'd think having so much peen shoved in your orifices and down your throat would give you a strong awareness of your gender. Guess I thought wrong.

Congrats?

I honestly can't figure out what bitch looks worse. Heidi looks like a straight dude, while Jenna looks like a siamese fat ass younger version of Joan Rivers.

I hope she stays that fug post delivery. Heidi on the other hand, she can look like a man all she wants. Her career will be over within the next 16 months. Oh, it's time for her to drop her next "single" that will never hit the radio airwaves.

The former porn star says she's 12 weeks along, pregnant with twins. No comment.

So, uh, Jenna Jameson is not only preggers, but she's knocked up with twins... and, uh, weren't her ovaries shoved up into her lower abdomen hundreds of times already?  Tito's sperm could compete in the Olympics, those crazy swimmers.

Jenna's kids have got to be special when they do come out. Just saying. And I'm being completely kind, I said "special" instead of 'mentally challenged and deformed.'

Jenna said,
I can officially confirm that Tito and I are expecting twins!