Congrats to Jenna Jameson. The retired porn queen is pregnant with the baby of her boyfriend, UFC champ Tito Ortiz.

"She's completely thrilled, this is something she's wanted for a very long time." Jameson miscarried during her marriage to Jay Grdina, whom she divorced in 2006. She also once failed with in vitro.

Jameson's assistant didn't return calls and Ortiz's rep had no comment.

I'm sure her former career won't determine whether or not Jenna will be a good mother, but she'll always have to worry about her kid getting into some of mommy's porn! I know I would taunt my mom if she was a former pornstar. 'You mean I can't spend the night at my boyfriend's house? How many dicks did you suck, mother? The kids at school say it's a few hundred. Later!'

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I'm not a fan of Jenna Jameson, but she has been looking really good these days! :)

I think Jenna's body looks pretty damn good here but I'm sure we have photoshop to thank for that. She's got a little more curve in the middle than she normally does, but her arm looks freakishly skinny. Did the photo editors forget to fix that? She's going for the whole Bettie Page look, but Jenna just doesn't look right in that black wig.

Tito Ortiz got the best birthday gift of his life when an anorexic looking washed up porn star jumped out of his birthday cake. Jenna 'Joan Rivers' Jameson looks like she's about to fall over just from breathing... Or possibly because her lips weigh more than the rest of her body. Someone shove some food down Jenna Jameson's throat!

Jenna Jameson took her fug to the AVN porn awards in Vegas over the weekend where she announced that she's done with porn. Jenna said,

"Honesty is key. I will never ever ever spread my legs again in this industry. Ever!"

The crowd booed her ass, but not nearly loud enough.

Has Jenna been getting offers? Or is she just trying to come across as desirable? She looks like a frog/burn victim. I don't wanna see your crotch, Jen. Or your ass. Or your face. Thank you, whore. :)

Look at me using my manners today, thanking sluts. The weekend has been good to me. Ha.

You'd have a Jenna Jameson clone.I'll leave it at that.

The porn star went from a D to a C cup. Jenna also claims she's done with porn, and this bimbo has some ridiculous quotes 'bout how taking out her implants is so liberating and shit. She says even if you naturally have big tits, breast reduction feels good. Okay, ho! Spoken from a bitch who never had good tits to begin with.

On why she had her implants removed:
"When I had implants, I felt uncomfortable. I would be shy at the beach. I know it sounds funny, but I'd wear high-necked clothes â€" unless I was at an adult-film convention. So I thought, Why don't I be who I am and get my real ones back?"

On how removing the implants changed her:
"Even for women with naturally large boobs, getting a reduction is so freeing. I feel like I can stand up straighter…before, when I jogged, I had to hold my boobs. I looked like I was molesting myself!"

On how she felt postsurgery:
"Ecstatic. The first thing I did when I got home was open my bra. I wasn't supposed to but I did. I was so happy, I cried. It was like looking into the mirror when I was 17."

On whether she's done with porn forever:
"Yes. A hundred percent."

On who will play her in a movie about her life:
"I would love Scarlett Johansson to play me. I think Rachel McAdams is amazing, and Sienna Miller."

On celebrating her one-year anniversary with boyfriend Tito:
"I had my surgery while he was in Iraq on a USO tour. He was so excited: ‘I'm coming home to brand new boobies.'"

Give this slut a reality show. She may just be the dumbest blonde ever. Jenna was a PORN star, but she would cover up at the beach because she was shy?!!!!! She looked like she was "molesting"when she would go jogging? She didn't want her tits to flop. How traumatic!

Okay, what else did this slut say... Scarlett Johansson already said she doesn't wanna play Jenna. And Jenna's Shrek boyfriend is just as smart as she is "I'm coming home to new boobies!" More like deflated tits that every dude has sucked, groped or jacked to. That's nothing to be excited about, bro.

Gawd, I love Jenna. She's a comedian.

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TMZ's cameras caught up with Jenna Jameson and her ogre of a boyfriend Tito outside of Koi last night. First she tells TMZ they're mean to her about being so skinny, then goes on to talk about launching her fashion career by walking in a couple shows at NY's Fashion Week. She doesn't even look alive anymore!?! It's like Tito just has his hand up the ass of some scary looking puppet that moves its mouth a little and bobs its head around. Her lips are so flubbed up and inflated, she sounds like she can barely talk. After watching all of that she ends it with she's 'healthy & happy'. Go figure.

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At first I thought these were pictures of Joan Rivers on the beach, until I noticed her tits aren't dragging in the sand. I thought after flubbing up her naughty spot with vaginoplasty that Jenna would have learned plastic surgery isn't for her. The more I look at the pics I realize she looks like the offspring of Joan Rivers and Howard The Duck but very carp-like. Her next porn she's in should be called 'Pond Suckers and Duck Fuckers'.

I'm shocked! Is this the best she's got? You'd think a porn star would come up with better ideas than biting her polka dot nails and having her necklace hang between her cleavage. Jenna's implants look painful. They should have popped a long time ago during one of her movies. That's the kind of fornication I'd pay to watch.
When she's just standing around she looks like a Pussycat Dolls reject. Loosen up those lips babe! Oops!... her vag surgery was botched. Her lips have already been loosened up and they can't be fixed now. So nasty.