If a Frog Mated With a Hobbit, and That Kid Impregnates Joan Rivers… January 4th, 2008
You’d have a Jenna Jameson clone.
I’ll leave it at that.
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Jenna Jameson Removed Her Implants August 22nd, 2007
The porn star went from a D to a C cup. Jenna also claims she’s done with porn, and this bimbo has some ridiculous quotes ’bout how taking out her implants is so liberating and shit. She says even if you naturally have big tits, breast reduction feels good. Okay, ho! Spoken from a bitch who never had good tits to begin with.
On why she had her implants removed:
“When I had implants, I felt uncomfortable. I would be shy at the beach. I know it sounds funny, but I’d wear high-necked clothes – unless I was at an adult-film convention. So I thought, Why don’t I be who I am and get my real ones back?”
On how removing the implants changed her:
“Even for women with naturally large boobs, getting a reduction is so freeing. I feel like I can stand up straighter…before, when I jogged, I had to hold my boobs. I looked like I was molesting myself!”
On how she felt postsurgery:
“Ecstatic. The first thing I did when I got home was open my bra. I wasn’t supposed to but I did. I was so happy, I cried. It was like looking into the mirror when I was 17.”
On whether she’s done with porn forever:
“Yes. A hundred percent.”
On who will play her in a movie about her life:
“I would love Scarlett Johansson to play me. I think Rachel McAdams is amazing, and Sienna Miller.”
On celebrating her one-year anniversary with boyfriend Tito:
“I had my surgery while he was in Iraq on a USO tour. He was so excited: ‘I’m coming home to brand new boobies.’”
Give this slut a reality show. She may just be the dumbest blonde ever. Jenna was a PORN star, but she would cover up at the beach because she was shy?!!!!! She looked like she was “molesting”when she would go jogging? She didn’t want her tits to flop. How traumatic!
Okay, what else did this slut say… Scarlett Johansson already said she doesn’t wanna play Jenna. And Jenna’s Shrek boyfriend is just as smart as she is “I’m coming home to new boobies!” More like deflated tits that every dude has sucked, groped or jacked to. That’s nothing to be excited about, bro.
Gawd, I love Jenna. She’s a comedian.
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Jenna Jameson Says She’s Healthy August 21st, 2007
TMZ’s cameras caught up with Jenna Jameson and her ogre of a boyfriend Tito outside of Koi last night. First she tells TMZ they’re mean to her about being so skinny, then goes on to talk about launching her fashion career by walking in a couple shows at NY’s Fashion Week. She doesn’t even look alive anymore!?! It’s like Tito just has his hand up the ass of some scary looking puppet that moves its mouth a little and bobs its head around. Her lips are so flubbed up and inflated, she sounds like she can barely talk. After watching all of that she ends it with she’s ‘healthy & happy’. Go figure.
Straight Fug & WTF? - Jenna Jameson August 14th, 2007
At first I thought these were pictures of Joan Rivers on the beach, until I noticed her tits aren’t dragging in the sand. I thought after flubbing up her naughty spot with vaginoplasty that Jenna would have learned plastic surgery isn’t for her. The more I look at the pics I realize she looks like the offspring of Joan Rivers and Howard The Duck but very carp-like. Her next porn she’s in should be called ‘Pond Suckers and Duck Fuckers’.
Jenna Jameson Grabs Tits, Tries To Convince Us She’s Hot June 25th, 2007
I’m shocked! Is this the best she’s got? You’d think a porn star would come up with better ideas than biting her polka dot nails and having her necklace hang between her cleavage. 
Jenna’s implants look painful. They should have popped a long time ago during one of her movies. That’s the kind of fornication I’d pay to watch.
When she’s just standing around she looks like a Pussycat Dolls reject. Loosen up those lips babe! Oops!… her vag surgery was botched. Her lips have already been loosened up and they can’t be fixed now. So nasty.
Holy Fugliness! Is That Jenna Jameson? May 31st, 2007
Aaaagggghh! Looks like Jenna has a little addiction to plastic surgery. Now she has 2 sets of flubbed up lips.. Ewwwww…. WTF happened?
