Jenni "J-Woww" Farley

Jenni "J-Woww" Farley is the only attractive female in the Jersey Shore house. Jenni "JWoww" Farley is known for having a big temper and big watermelon fake breasts. JWoww loves plastic surgery and continues to change her face. Sad. She looked so much better years ago.

Jersey Shore Recap: Pauly D Has A Stalker, JWoww and Roger Have Problems

"We're pretty much finding out who the real troublemaker is and it's...Snooki!" The Situation started last night's episode of Jersey Shore by saying that with a straight face. Yes, the girl who's main priority this season is keeping her relationship intact while Mike tries to destroy it is definitely the one causing problems in the house. That pantsless, drunken tirade Mike went on last week must have been carefully edited to make him look like the sociopathic lunatic.

Snooki and The Situation In Bed Photo

After basically accusing Snooki of being the tanned lovechild of Lucifer and Newt Gingrich, Mike gets on the duck phone to start trying to destroy her. He and The Unit talk for a few minutes about Deena's sister's sex life, and I guess we'll have to wait for the uncensored DVD to know what the hell they said, because the entire conversation was bleeped out. Anyway, Mike seemed to have gotten the info he needed, so it's time to teach that b!tch a lesson about stirring up unnecessary drama! Or something...

As proof of what an evil devil woman she is, Snooki wakes Mike up to invite him to go out. He declines and everyone else hits the town for the same Seaside clubbing we've seen roughly 4,000 times at this point. The highlight was definitely JWoww's weird, depressed attempt to do The Robot. The Snooki vs. Sitch conflict is certainly the best part of this season so far, but the escalating war between JWoww and Roger has now taken second place in terms of weird drama. We know that these two are still dating in real life, yet we watch them play weird head games with each other with the expectation that they'll break up any minute. Who knew Jenni was the type to tolerate this kind of sh!t?

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Quick sidenote: Vinny getting shot down by a lesbian and then effortlessly banging another chick who freakin' followed him home demonstrates why the public is beginning to lose interest in this show. It's reached the point where these guys have to put literally zero effort into getting laid. They're famous millionaires being followed around some Jersey tourist town by an MTV camera crew. Given that situation, John Goodman would be knee deep in willing turnpike trim. Anyway, back to the episode...

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Snooki, JWoww Spin-Off: Filming Starts Next Month In Jersey City!

Good thing those rumors about Snooki being pregnant turned out to be false, because our favorite oompa-loompa is gonna need to be in prime drinking form next month. Snickers and her surgically enhanced bff JWoww are headed to Jersey City to begin filming their as yet untitled Jersey Shore spin-off.

JWoww and Snooki: Boob Grab Photo

The girls were initially headed for Hoboken, until officials from that city decided they were better off without a 4 foot stump of drunken, half-naked chaos running through their streets. (What were they thinking?) With filming permits denied, the girls and MTV regrouped and found a suitable living place in J-City where the ladies' longtime boyfriends Jionni and Roger will presumably be regular houseguests. It'll be just like Laverne and Shirley...but with chlamydia.

No word on when a new season of Jersey Shore will begin filming, but in the meantime, the castmates remain busy. Pauly D's DJ-centered spin-off, The Pauly D Project, will begin airing on MTV March 29.

Jersey Shore Recap: The Situation Confrontation

"I got my boyfriend back," came the triumphant shout from Pauly D at the start of last night's Jersey Shore. "I got the smush room tonight!" And with that, the gay innuendo between Pauly and Vinny went from playful joke between friends to two passionate guidos outing themselves in front of a national TV audience. But the leathery lovers managed to keep their hands of one another long enough to hit the club with their roommates in celebration of Vin's return to the house. As a reminder of what he was missing out on her, Snooki literally peed herself in public. Welcome home, bro!

Mike Sorrentino Gets Mad

The hard times continue for Team Meatball the next morning, as Deena gives herself an electric shock trying to repair yet another extension mishap (What the hell is this chick doing to her hair at the club?), and Snooki braces for more bladder control problems by doubling up on underwear. Man, is anyone else, like, crazy turned on by these girls? But some minor head and crotch problems aren't enough to keep these girls from a Sunday fun day bender. The whole crew hits the boardwalk, where Snooki determines that she has a UTI (clarifying that that does not stand for "Ultimate Tanning Institute") and prescribes herself 40 shots of tequila for the pain. Makes sense.

There's a new phenomenon afoot this season in which Mike splinters off from the group to hang with townie hangers-on whenever possible. Last night Sitch decided to open up about his new habit to an epically wasted Deena and Snooki. "I feel like there's certain people that like to gang up and talk sh!t behind my back," adding that he thinks the guys in the house are conspiring against him, and pretending that he's done nothing to deserve the cold shoulder. At this point, Mike has decided he's the most persecuted good guy since Jesus, and he plans to do something about it. "Here comes The Situation...and you're not gonna like it," he threatens. This should end well.

Snooki Bunny Photo

After some more talk about Snooki's bladder and an unfortunate glimpse of Mike's pubes, Snooks and The Sitch decide to finally try and patch things up. At first, it looked like bad news for everyone who was hoping the return of Psycho Mike might liven up what's thus far been a pretty boring season of Shore. Fortunately, dude quickly worked himself up into a drunken hissy fit, and as his pants dropped, his voice rose, until he was basically screaming at his roommates about nothing in particular with his dick hanging out. Good to have you back to full strength, you lunatic a-hole.

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Jersey Shore Recap: Vinny Comes Home and Sammi Fights!

When the random dude who makes millions running "the Jersey Shore t-shirt store" pays an unannounced visit to the house, you know he's there to stir up drama. But because we're supposed to forget that everyone involved with this show is making ungodly bank, he's just there to play pissed off boss/landlord. He's pissed that Vinny and The Situation went AWOL and he's fixin' to replace them, dammit! Of course, MTV would never, in a million years let some Jersey rando who sells wife beaters on the boardwalk for a living pick new castmembers for the network's most popular show, but the trick actually works and the guidos are convinced they're about to be saddled with new roommates.

Sammi Giancola Fight Photo

But then, as if on cue, Mike returns to the house explaining that "Cancers are very sensitive people" to the interest of absolutely no one. Sigh, I was looking forward to a new house douche bag. Vinny, however, is a different story. The roommates call asking him to come home for Mike and Pauly D's surprise birthday party, but Vin politely declines. See, Vinny is the anti-Situation. People actually like him and want him to come home and he didn't leave as desperate cry for attention - dude really wanted to leave. Fortunately, everything the Shore whores do is tabloid fodder, so we already know Vin comes home eventually (maybe even *SPOILER ALERT* later tonight).

Next, in what feels like the opening scene in a snuff film, the girls meet up with some intensely creepy stripper pimp who helps them set up for Mike and Pauly's party and resists the urge to fill his trunk with Meatballs. But while a Jersey stripper pimp is pretty scary, even scarier is what's happening at the Shore Store - the search for a new roommate has begun! Because they're millionaires who have no real fear of being fired from a t-shirt shop, JWoww rips down Danny's "Help Wanted" sign to discourage further inquiries. She could've just shown every applicant footage of Snooki and Deena dry-humping each other in bunny costumes, which is something that seriously happened last night.

Vinny Guadagnino Homecoming Photo

After all the drama, it's finally surprise party time. Shockingly, Pauly and The Sitch are not hard to surprise. "I got cakes, I got strippers...this is the best day of my life," says Pauly. Mike on the other hand can't be cheered up even by those incredible circumstances. He somehow manages to bring one of the strippers home, but chooses not to bang her because of some heated argument about matching socks. I'm beginning to think there's something to this "gay Situation" theory.

So we've already seen murderous pimps, humping bunnies and some unlikely sock drama, but this isn't one of those episodes that lumps all the good stuff into the first half hour. No, the real highlights are yet to come, including one of the most unexpectedly awesome scenes in the illustrious history of Jersey Shore...

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JWoww and Roger: Still Together

Love is blind! Roger and JWoww are still together and Roger was looking like the prettier of the two when Jenni hosted an event at Harrah's Resort in Atlantic City on Saturday. Jenni is looking like a greasy, pasty guidette! We thought this woman was all about rockin' the bronzed skin and not looking like you could fry bacon on her forehead?

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JWoww used to be the sexiest Jersey Shore star. Sammi Giancola was the most naturally hot housemate, and then she revealed that she's certifiably crazy. Deena Cortese was never in the running, and Snooki, the little midget that could, had a drastic makeover, making her the hottest b!tch in Seaside NJ these days. Snooki could teach Jenni a few things.

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JWoww, Tim Tebow and Paula Deen Wanted on Dancing With the Stars

The next season of Dancing With the Stars is destined to be one of the series' best if producers are able to land the talent they seek. JWoww, Tim Tebow, Paula Deen, Michelle Bachman and Herman Cain are all rumored to be considered for the show!

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Mike Sorrentino of Jersey Shore already had a disastrous run on the series, and we're hoping more Shore stars will embarrass themselves for us each week.

Paula Deen just announced that she has diabetes and producers are hoping to capitalize on her illness. “‘DWTS’ suits love good stories. It’s good timing. Paula just confirmed she has diabetes and this could help her a lot,” a source says. T

im Tebow doesn't need Dancing With the Has Beens, while Herman Cain could use the competition to showcase more of his personality.

An all-star series is also rumored to be in the works.

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Jersey Shore Season 5 Premiere Recap: Hurricane Situation Hits Snooki Island

The guidos made their long awaited return to the States on last night's episode of Jersey Shore, but first they had to say good-bye to the city overseas where they fought, partied, and...didn't really get laid all that much. "I can't get a haircut out here; I can't get a tan out here, and the gym sucks," Pauly D said of Florence while the crew made their way to the airport. I'm excited to see the Shore whores back in Jersey, too. Not so that they continue to party at the same lame boardwalk clubs while pretending they're not rich and famous, but so they can stop with all the ugly American culture shock griping. We get it! There aren't a lot of tanning beds in Europe! They have more interesting ways of getting cancer...like smoking.

The Situation and Snooki Brawl

As was widely reported at the time it happened, the crew went straight from the airport to the Seaside house, with no break in filming. And of course they gushed about how happy they were to be home for the duration of the journey. "It's like America's my mother. I'm coming home to my mother," said Ronnie. Okay, guys, it's not like you were in Baghdad. Maybe you'll stop getting those stupid green, white, and red flag tattoos now that you've realized you're way more American than you'll ever be Italian. Happy as they are to be home, it's not long before the Orangemen get caught up in some drama.

The Situation and Pauly D Weight Room Photo

"No one wants to room with Mike," says Pauly. It's a problem that came up in Italy, where The Situation was his usual douchey self. Now he seems eager to make amends, but no one's having it. Everyone agrees to their old rooming arrangements, so of course, once they're settled, Vinny Guadagnino wastes no time violently dry-humping his roommate, Pauly. Lord, I can only imagine what goes down when they're not on camera. Fortunately, Ron, Sammi, and The Sitch all back in the same room again, which should lead to the same hilarious, but borderline scary drama those three have created in seasons past.

"I never knew how much I missed pickles and pickle juice until I got back," says Snooki, and, amazingly, she's actually talking about brined cucumbers. As she slurps pickle juice straight from the jar (seriously) everyone else hits the sauce, then the boardwalk, and it's like season one all over again. But as important as drinking and partying are to the Jersey Shore experience, they're not the key ingredients. There were three important letters missing from last season and the guys mean to make up for lost time.

"If we don't GTL, it's like the end of civilization," says The Sitch, and he's right. I'm pretty sure the fall of the Roman Empire was caused by d-bags not radiating their skin. But while the guys are in heaven, the girls are in hell, lying around the house and stressing about the men in their lives. They dejectedly drag their jet-lagged @sses to a drinks session with their boss, only to find...

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JWoww Got More Plastic Surgery?

The cast of Jersey Shore is promoting a new season of MTV's hit show, and it looks like Jenni Farley is also promoting her new face!

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JWoww claims that she did not have work done on her face. She also criticized Kim Kardashian to not fessing up to getting work done, then when she began looking like the Cat Lady, she claimed that she had only lost some weight. But losing weight doesn't turn you into a friggin' mannequin.

Jenni doesn't look underweight anymore, which is why her skin shouldn't be looking so damn tight. Why does she think she needs all that Botox?

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Jersey Shore Season 5 Cast Picture: Back in Seaside!

Jersey Shore season 5 premieres on January 5th and MTV has already begun to promote its hit show. This is a promo photo for the upcoming season. The colors look gorge, but overall the picture is disturbing and reminds me of how fake the show actually is.

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Would Mike Sorrentino ever allow Deena Nicole Cortese to get that near his crotch?! If it's supposed to be summertime, why the hell is Nicole wearing a jacket and knee high boots?

JWoww is looking like a mannequin and Vinny Guadagnino has officially come out the closet. Wrapping both arms around your man, dude? Who knew Vinny was this territorial.

JWoww Models Bikini Line, Still Looks Fake

Because hawking sh!t is a Jersey Shore rite of passage, Jenni “JWoww” Farley has collaborated with Perfect Tan Bikini for a line of swimsuits that nix tan lines. It’s perfect for her demographic. There’s one less #jerseyshoreproblems in the world now. Victory!

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Her face doesn’t look as screwed up as they did in her Maxim cover shoot (though still characteristically not like her actual face), but her boobs look way less plasticky and totally magical. Somehow, her huge tittays are being held up without any back straps. This is far more mind-boggling than the actual shoot, which follows the simple making sexy eyes at the camera on a beach formula.

This makes me nostalgic for her classy, natural phase. May that time in her life--which lasted, like, two weeks--rest in peace.

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Photos: Perfect Tan Bikini via JWoww

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