I've always liked Jenni "J-Woww" Farley and after meeting her this week, I know why. She's real. She's a nice chick who knows how to throw a hell of a left hook! This just may be my favorite interview outta the bunch from the MTV premiere event. Hope ya like. I'll be posting more interviews and my personal photos next week, I didn't want to cram 'em all into one day of posts.

Paris Hilton and her sister Nicky know how to kick back and have a good time without the A-list celebrity bullsh*t. Party with some hot reality stars! The NY Post reports the Hilton sisters were seen partying with Jersey Shore girls Nicole Snooki Polizzi and Jenni 'J-Woww' Farley at Katy Perry's party at the Las Palmas Mexican restaurant after the MTV Movie Awards. Could you imagine throwing back drinks with this foursome?

"Paris, Nicky, Snookie and J-Woww were all dancing on the banquette and fist-pumping to the music. They had a wild night downing shots and giggling. At about 2 a.m., they were so hungry they made the restaurant reopen their taco stand. They all swapped numbers, and Snookie was overheard inviting Paris to the shore this summer." A rep for Paris told us, "She loves the show."

Paris totally needs to make a cameo on The Jersey Shore. They could give her tips on the best hair and tanning product to use, and they could help perfect her fist pumping style! I'm not sure what tips Paris could give to the Shore crew besides which medications work best on herpes, and how to up your status with a crotch shot photo when your 15 minutes of fame starts to slow down.

It was a hectic Cinco De Mayo yesterday, and I didn't get around to sending a card to all of my friends and family in honor of the celebration, so here it is. Happy Cinco De Limo from Nicole Snooki Polizzi and J-Woww!

Snooki and Jenni J-Woww Farley are either doing shots of tequila and passing the lime to each other to suck the juice out of it, or they're using the lime as some sort of antibacterial ointment for their herpes. I'll let you be the judge!

Nicole Snooki Polizzi is taking matters into her own hands down in Miami. She's pretty much taking the role of a bodyguard and deciding who can and cannot party in her presence. If you're on the sh!t list and nag the Snookinator, you might just get popped!

While partying in a Miami club, a blonde chick who wasn't exactly adored by Snooki, was causing a ruckus while trying to get into the VIP section where Snooki and Jenni J-Woww Farley were partying. After getting annoyed with her trying to get into their section, Snooki and J-Woww put the smack down on her whore *ss!

“Snooki just started swinging at the girl and then grabbed her neck,” said a club witness. “Snooki just kept calling her a wh--e. This blonde girl kept trying to get in and Snooki got really mad. That’s when the fight broke out and Jenni jumped in and took the girl down.”

As onlookers watched, two friends of the blonde joined in and pulled Jenni’s legs out from underneath her. Our source said, “At that point security came and broke it up.”

Cat fight! I'm glad there was no hair pulling cause that shiz is getting old. Straight up punches, take downs, and sneak attacks are the fighting techniques we need to utilize in 2010. I may pull out a tittie twister at the next bar brawl!

If I ever became famous, I would hire Snooki and J-Woww as my security guards.

When midgets attack is almost better than watching midget porn... well, almost. Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi isn't even 5 feet tall, but she's not afraid to fight. And by 'fight,' I mean throw a drink in your face.

Snooki and Jenni "J-Woww" Farley were filming Jersey Shore in Miami when some idiot prompted Snooki to fight with him. Most of the people around them gawked at the reality TV stars as though they were circus freaks, but one loser kept hitting on Snooki and she had enough. The newly single orange midget then slapped him, pushed him, and threw a drink at him. He picked up a drink and threw it at her before he was thrown out. Next time Snooki should just cut to the chase and hit a jerkoff in the nuts. Most of us would have to knee someone or squat down to accomplish this, but Snooki just needs to get on her tippy toes while rocking some high heels in order to make it happen.

The ax may be coming for some of your favorite Jersey Shore cast mates once the second season wraps up. According to the NY Post, we may not be seeing Jenni J-Woww Farley and her huge breasts next season!

"Pauly D already has a contract for season three and Snooki and The Situation will stay. The others could be replaced with even more outrageous characters."

A rep for MTV has denied the rumor and says they "haven't even started talking about season three." If they drop J-Woww, I hope they replace her with a hotter chick with natural big boobs. Jenni's giant breasts don't have much movement and they're not fun to watch. Bouncy knockers make TV way more interesting!

This is a good time to check out J-Woww, Angelina, and Snooki catching some rays in Miami this week.

Heidi Montag's husband Spencer Pratt, 26, has slammed Audrina Patridge in a series of new tweets. Btw, all Audrina did was appear on the George Lopez show where she said Heidi had "a lot" of procedures when the talk show host asked her about her thoughts on the matter.

On Audrina:“Audrina – Don’t hate because your nasty Tijuana plastic surgery got you no press… and my wife is #1 story on people – 5 days in a row! Oh the truth is coming… I’m not playing anymore. Everyone stay tuned… it’s all coming out! Audrina – you want press? Leak another 50 naked photos of yourself like u did to get relevant to in the first place!”

I'm not disgusted by Spencer's comments at all. He's so predictable. I think he's a great catch actually. Spencer's always ready to pop a vein at the drop of a dime if anyone dare say anything unflattering about his wifey, which I think is romantical. Any man who will talk sh*t or knock someone out for you is a keeper! Ha.

Snooki, The Situation, and the rest of the gang may be in Miami now, but they're heading back to New Jersey! According to MTV, the crew will head back up north when the weather heats up.

"It's official, the 'Jersey Shore' cast began filming Season 2 in Miami. Once the boardwalk heats back up, the series will return to the Jersey Shore to complete the season."

Miami residents are rejoicing since the cast won't be down there long enough for Snooki to get b*tch smacked by a dude, or for Mike Sorrentino to infect a few ladies with 'GTL' syndrome. They may leave a few hair grease spots on the dance floor, though. It was stupid to send them down to Miami in the first place. They can't be their Guido selves when they're totally out of their element.

J-Woww celebrated her 25th birthday at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas on Saturday. Known for her wow-worthy set of fake boobs, J-Woww was asked how she gets in shape.

Jenni "J-Woww" Farley said, “I actually have not worked out since the show. I honestly think it’s just sleep deprivation and just running around and being very active."

Jenni went sightseeing, clubbing and went to the spa. She says that Snooki sang happy birthday to her and that her costars wished her well. As far as Jersey Shore's 2nd season goes? Maybe J-Woww hopes to punch The Situation again. She says that she doesn't want much to change.

“I don’t want to change that much for the second [season]. I still want to be myself, and if being myself is lazy, then that’s great.”

I know this is going to throw you into a tail spin so brace yourself. Jenni J-Woww Farley made an appearance on the Fox News channel show 'The Strategy Room' and admitted that she and Snooki are not Italian.

Jenn says she's Irish and Spanish while Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi is Chilean. What kind of scam is MTV pulling on us? Actually, I don't recall MTV ever claiming the cast were all Italian but they did say the Jersey Shore house was full of the 'hottest, tannest, craziest Guido's'. Who cares if they're Italian? As long as they keep up the fist pumping and their fake tans, it's still good entertainment to me!

UPDATE: Snooki is half-Italian, half Sicilian to be exact and half Chilean.