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I want to know what kind of super powers John Mayer has in his wang to make Jennifer get back with him. He has some sort of magical penis that lures her back in. It must shoot fairy dust instead of sperm when he squirts.

Sources say Jennifer Aniston isn't done with John just yet and the two are rekindling their romance.

"He really got to her, and she's hooked on him,she just can't let go.There's something about John that she just can't resist."

John also thinks Jen is a great person to bang when he's bored and "he thinks she's amazing, nice and smart, and he has nothing but respect for her."

They were both seen in NYC on September 22 but were rumored to have hooked up later that night at the Four Seasons Hotel. Maniston may be back on, but they'll split up again by the time spring comes around.

Jennifer Aniston is a superficial b*tch who only dates men who are much prettier than she is. Well now that her last dude dumped her for squinty Renee Zellweger, she's pissed off.

Jennifer Aniston's friend ratted her out.

"She wanted to turn her date with Cooper into something...she honestly feels screwed over," a pal tells Us.  Aniston "doesn't see what Renee has that she doesn't," continues the pal. 

Meanwhile Renee's friends basically took backhanded jabs at Maniston, saying that Renee is "no drama" and she's not co-dependent like Jenny Maniston.

Jen's "friend" also added: "She had a major crush on him and she let him know. He didn't reciprocate. She is fine. She's used to being single and in work mode."

Jenny had a crush and she let Bradley know? Did she notify him of her feelings via text or did she have a friend pass him a note? But does it even matter how Jen goes about getting new dick? She's like one of the school sluts with a bad reputation. Considering that every dude dumps Jenny, it must be hard for her lovers to figure out why they should keep her around when no one else wants her a*s.

Jennifer Aniston may not be able to keep a man, but she allegedly "can sing." Now quit your eye-rolling cause I've already done it for you, it may be true. Gwyneth Paltrow, Anne Hathaway, and even Jessica Biel have surprised audiences when they took it to the mic.

The 40-year-old actress will be singing in the real-life drama Goree Girls about a group of female prisoners who form a popular radio country-and-western band in the 1940s.

The movie's director, Michael Sucsy, said, "She can sing. And she's going to learn how to play the Dobro [guitar]. These women learned to harmonize and they learned to play instruments. They weren't these amazing, accomplished singers who banded together. That's what's interesting about it."

It's too bad John Player isn't still using Jen cause he could really help Maniston out with this role.

The loneliest ho in the world graces the newest issue of Elle Magazine, and she's looking good.

Jennifer Aniston, being the punching bag of relationships, talks about being labeled the lonely girl and has no problem with it.

"I'm not going to ignore the pink elephant in the living room. It's fine. I can take it. If I'm the emblem for 'this is what it looks like to be the lonely girl getting on with her life,' so be it."

Wah, wah, boo hoo, woah is me. I think it's time for her to start checking out the lez scene since men just don't work out for her. She could totally be a vag lover and she just doesn't know it yet. Give it a try Jen cause I'm tired of hearing your moaning and groaning about being single.

How about taking advantage of the single title and start banging any man or woman who will have you? You're never gonna land a man if all you do is bitch about your failed relationships. No dude wants to hear that crap!

Jennifer Maniston and Bradley Cooper aren't a couple yet, and they may have just gone on one public date, but "a source" (that I think is Jennifer Aniston's publicist) ran to People magazine to talk about it.

Do we still think that Jenny's a loser at love regardless of her co-dependency issues and ability to date hotter, younger men? Hells to the yes! And why is she dating a man with the same first name as Mr. Pitt? Hmmm... issues.

Several weeks after Jennifer Aniston and Bradley Cooper reportedly flirted at a party, the pair enjoyed a cozy late-night dinner on Thursday.

"It was a date," says a source. "She is taking it slow. She is obviously looking for love, but is not about to rush into anything."

Cooper, 34, the star of The Hangover, said he's looking "for humor, great personality, intelligence, inner and outer beauty" in a woman."

"Jen is moving on with her life like she always does. She seems happy."

Does "moving on with" your life mean continuing to date men that every woman wants and hoping that he'll put a ring on it? Cause if that's the case, b*tch has remained in the same spot. The only thing that's moving along with Jennifer Aniston are her drooping titties as gravity begins to take hold.

Bravo's “Millionaire Matchmaker” host Patti Stanger says Jennifer Maniston needs help.

“Jennifer Aniston could really use my services; she’s going through a really rough time right now. I read her body language all the time and I hated John Mayer for her. I said he’s going to break up with her after the Academy Awards, he’s just using her,”

“She needs an intervention and I would be there for her and I would keep it on the down-low and nobody would know about it.”

“I wouldn’t match her up with Hollywood; I would give her one of my clients who is a businessman on the Forbes list — one of the big people like at Time Warner, someone who’s high up on the food chain. She needs chemistry and sometimes that older guy who’s in his 50’s, he’s refined and maybe been divorced, is going to be the guy.”

Jennifer Aniston is tragical. And even though she's pushing 40, she clearly does not have a clue. With the exception of Vince Vaughn, Jen goes for the handsome dudes when she looks like she's packing heat herself. Personally, I'd pair her up with Steve Wozniak. You know he'd rub her feet while pulling on her hair and giving her oral; and he wouldn't dump her even if she begged him to. It's time for some security.

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer may have called it quits.

A source says that the pair's on-again, off-again relationship may have ended when Aniston returned from overseas, where she was promoting Marley & Me. She returned sometime within the last week.

"He broke up with her when she got back from her European tour."

Aniston's rep did not immediately comment. Mayer's rep declined to comment on the singer's personal life.

I hope John dumped Jen so he could just speed up the inevitable. I want to blame her for being so ridiculous for trusting him, but I think it's all so tragic. Love hijacks all your common sense. I think she should just hurry up, adopt a baby and assume the role of barren washed up EWFL - Ex-Wife For Life!

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Jennifer Aniston's honey-colored highlights and unadorned 'do on the red carpet only look effort less - in reality, the laid-back-looking locks cost an estimated $50,000 to achieve.

She apparently believes her hair is worth the price tag, insisting on flying hairdresser Chris McMillan to Europe for a week while she toured "Marley & Me" premieres.

The steep sum includes the cost of jetting McMillan back and forth be tween Paris and London, his first- class-hotel stays and his sky-high styling fees, which allegedly cost more than $2,000 a tress session.

One of the things, if not the only major thing, that I dislike most about Jennifer Aniston is her hair. She has been wearing the exact same style for the past forever amount of years. Then she has people parting it and making sure it covers up like half of her face - like they did in He's Just Not That Into You. It's distracting. Jenny's hair was a scene stealer and should be nominated for some kind of award. It has much more talent than she does.

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In the April issue of UK Elle magazine, Jennifer Aniston doesn't give up the deets on her divorce from Brad Pitt.

'No matter what I say, things will always be taken out of context and misinterpreted, will always be turned around to make it seem as though I won't let something go, or that I just keep talking about it over and over. I don't owe anybody anything. I don't owe anybody my side of the story."

Gawd, I luvs me some Jenny Maniston! Preach it sistah gurl!

"Drew told Jen she could do way better and she'd be a fool to settle for him," a close pal told The ENQUIRER. "The first time Jen introduced twice-divorced Drew to John, they clashed. They bickered for so long that Jen had to step in and change the subject."

Over the past 10 months, Drew has heard all of Jen's horror stories about 31-year-old John's roving eye, how he blabs about his love life and how he refuses to discuss marriage or children, added the source.

When quizzed recently about what dating advice she gives to girlfriends, Drew revealed: "Don't coddle your friends, help them grow. Stop repeating those bad patterns. If he doesn't make you feel good, get out!"

"And even though Jen is crazy in love with John, I think a part of her is worried that Drew may be right."

For the life of me, I can not figure Jennifer Aniston out. And, no, that has shit to do with the fact that I've never met her and don't have a personal relationship with her. I can read people, okay! Anyway, I can't decide if she wants a long-term relationship, or if she'll just settle for whatever with whomever, as long as she's not alone?

She is clearly dickmatized and I say go for it, but I just hope that she won't be too damaged after this explodes in her face. I don't know if Jenny feels like she can change John, like some women aspire to do. In John's case, he has age on his side and so many other no no holes to penetrate, I dunno if he'll commit to just hers.

And of all the hoes to give dating advice, I would listen to Drew. She's dated roughly 1% of the  male population. I think she knows a thing or two.