Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt may have just made the biggest non-royal engagement announcement in history, but Jilted Jenny refuses to quietly slink away. Jennifer Aniston and her D-list man, Justin Theroux, are reportedly planning their own nuptials on the Greek island of Crete.

TMZ reports that the longtime couple has been scouting locations for the wedding which Jen hopes will take place near her father's birthplace. Sources connected to Elounda Beach Hotel in Crete claim that Jen stayed there recently as part of the planning process for a July wedding. The sources admit that Jen has not yet settled on a location (though the blabbermouth staff may influence her decision) but she seemed settled on July for the ceremony.

Jen and Justin have been dating since May of 2011, so they're not exactly rushing into anything, but their timing certainly seems suspect. I think every couple should go the Brangelina route and have seven years and six kids together before they make it official.

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Jennifer Aniston didn't actually pose for the cover of Marie Claire Australia. The publication recycled an old photo of her from her Elle magazine pictorial, however, Jen gives a new interview. Her movie Wanderlust, with Justin Theroux, has been pushed back until July.

Anyway, Jenny gushes about her new man, saying: “He’s a protector, for sure. He’s just a good human being, and so funny.”

I cringe! Women have made men feel like the panties won't drop unless we find them funny and that's why us females are subjected to so many gawd awful jokes made by dudes who will never be humorous EVER! Men don't talk about how chicks need to be funny nearly as much as women are always placing such an importance on it.

Jennifer Aniston is happy with her life, okay. So happy. So happy that you can’t even fathom how happy she is because on a scale of 1 to 10 she is a “10-plus.” Legitimate feelings or overcompensation? We’ll never know. We can only just speculate.

Jen attributes her happiness to her newfound Zen and her boyfriend Justin Theroux. She explained on the Australian radio show The Kyle and Jackie O Show, “You have a more relaxed sense of the world and life and you realize there’s nothing to be taken too seriously besides doing your work and being a really good person.”

She also says that her new, Zen life won’t involve a permanent residence in NYC because “it was a little rough with the paparazzi.” So maybe we can expect her to head off to Bali on some Eat Pray Love adventure where she’ll lose fifteen pounds and get in touch with her feelings and improve her tan. And she'll live there forever or until she gets a sunburn.

Maybe she feels baby-makin' is played out now that Brad and Angie have done it to death, but for whatever reason, 43 year-old mother of none Jennifer Aniston has suggested that she no longer wants children, after years of telling us that she definitely does.

Jennifer Aniston Gayle King Interview

Jen sat down for an interview with Gayle King this morning and basically rolled her eyes in disgust when the topic of her having children came up. Aniston called it "very narrow-minded" of people to "assume" that she can't be happy without having children. She added, “That doesn’t measure the level of my happiness or my success in my life, in my achievements, in any of that.”

Fair enough, but this is coming from a woman who told People magazine one year ago, “I think people honestly just want to see me as a mom and married and barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen. And I just want to say, ‘Everybody, relax! It’s going to happen.’” So what changed? My guess is Jen's new man Justin Theroux was quick to pour cold water on her motherhood dreams. If dude goes on to adopt 19 kids with his next girlfriend, expect Jen to have him killed. 

Justin Theroux has been making the talk show rounds to promote his new film, Wanderlust, which is awkward, because as an actor, he's a no-namer and the promotional duties would normally be left up to stars Jennifer Aniston and Paul Rudd. But Justin is a tabloid star now, so hosts like Ellen Degeneres are left with the task of pretending he became famous on his own merits.

Justin Theroux on Ellen

That's Justin break-dancing on Ellen and note the casual way he mentions "his girlfriend." ("You guys might know her.") Then, of course, he breaks out the dancin' shoes (literally) and busts some white boy moves. The thing is, if Johnny Depp started dancing on Ellen, it might be interesting, but this is like Justin's second TV interview. We didn't know he could dance, because we didn't know anything about him! There's something annoying about the smug celebrity attitude coming from a guy no one heard of six months ago.

Anyway, Justin seems like a nice enough guy and he's not a bad dancer, but when you're really only famous for who you're banging, it's a little arrogant to assume everyone will be interested in your hidden talents.

Apparently, filming the upcoming movie Wanderlust was quite the life-changing experience for Jennifer Aniston. Not only did she meet her current boyfriend Justin Theroux on the set, but she also stripped down for the camera. Sadly, full-frontal Jen will not be coming to a theater near you.

According to insiders who worked on the film, Jen bared all during filming, but had a last minute change of heart about appearing topless in the final cut. She allegedly demanded that the scene be edited in a way that would only expose her naked back on screen. The reason that Jen supposedly chickened out? Justin was apparently not thrilled with the idea of his new girlfriend showing off the goods for all to see.

Producers deny that Jen influenced their editing decisions, saying, “The scene was shot a bunch of different ways, and we have the best possible version.” Many have pointed out that it would be sort of hypocritical of Jen to insist that her boobs not appear in the film, as she's pretty much the queen of the tastefully topless magazine photo shoot. Still, relationships can affect folks in strange ways and Jen seems crazy enough about Justin that she'd consult him on a major decision like putting her breasts on the big screen.

The only thing that's certain is  - for whatever reason, Jen will not be appearing topless in Wanderlust. I think we can all agree the men of America are the real victims here.

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Jennifer Aniston and boyfriend Justin Theroux pretended to be single at last night's premiere of their new movie, Wanderlust. Jen and Justin didn't pose together or even walk with each other on the red carpet.

Jenny looked good in her Tom Ford dress while Justin was looking nasty. WTF did he do to his hair?

Jen and Justin made their first public appearance together by sucking face at some award show party. They also go everywhere together and they're pap'd all the time, so it's strange that they wouldn't pose together at the premiere of the movie that brought them together in the first place.

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On one hand, I wanna say that being titled The Hottest Woman of All Time is a compliment, on the other hand, it's straight embarrassing. Jennifer Aniston has been named The Hottest Woman of All Time, beating out women who are actually hot.

Now I love me some Jen Aniston because she's a punching bag on the gossip blogs, but I don't agree with her winning this contest, and that's primarily because these sexist rosters of females ranked on stereotypical "hotness" is juvenile and degrading to all involved, even Aniston who claimed the top spot.

A blogger at hollywood.com put it best, saying: "This is a little distasteful -- especially when the magazine took such extensive time explaining how Jennifer Aniston's talent is what makes her hot, rather than her appearance." True.

Check out an excerpt from Men's Health: "Funny is sexy, and Jennifer Aniston is funny. Her down-to-earth persona makes her seem attainable. . . And her all-too-human love life off screen inspires sympathy that not even a string of bland romantic comedies can diminish. Throughout her career Aniston has remained sexy, funny, and unmistakably real.” OUCH! Such bullsh!t.

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Jennifer Aniston's dad likes her boyfriend Justin Theroux. John Aniston was questioned about Justin recently and he had nothing but positive things to say about him.

“He’s a charming young man. I think they make a wonderful couple.” Hmmm.... Well, with John and his daughter, Ms. Aniston, being public figures it's not like he would say that Justin sucks!

At Jenny's age, I don't think it even matters if her dad approves of her man, but it's nice that John approves.

Justin Theroux dated his last girlfriend for 14 years. He never took it to the next level, and he eventually dumped her for Jennifer Aniston. But according to OK! Magazine, Justin has overcome his commitment phobia and is ready to propose to Jen.

It may not be shocking that Jen and Justin plan to get hitched, but what is surprising is that they may be walking down the aisle in just a few weeks. OK! claims the couple is planning to wed "before the clock strikes 2012." Jen is said to be planning a low-key affair south of the border, and she and Justin may elope in Cabo San Lucas as early as mid-December.

Good for them! At first, the relationship seemed suspect, as though Justin was just with Jen for the sake of his career. While he has definitely benefited financially from his association with the former Mrs. Pitt, it seems unlikely that he'd propose just to heighten his fame. So maybe they're the real deal, after all. Let's hope so. Jen really can't afford to be publicly dumped again.