On one hand, I wanna say that being titled The Hottest Woman of All Time is a compliment, on the other hand, it's straight embarrassing. Jennifer Aniston has been named The Hottest Woman of All Time, beating out women who are actually hot.

Now I love me some Jen Aniston because she's a punching bag on the gossip blogs, but I don't agree with her winning this contest, and that's primarily because these sexist rosters of females ranked on stereotypical "hotness" is juvenile and degrading to all involved, even Aniston who claimed the top spot.

A blogger at hollywood.com put it best, saying: "This is a little distasteful -- especially when the magazine took such extensive time explaining how Jennifer Aniston's talent is what makes her hot, rather than her appearance." True.

Check out an excerpt from Men's Health: "Funny is sexy, and Jennifer Aniston is funny. Her down-to-earth persona makes her seem attainable. . . And her all-too-human love life off screen inspires sympathy that not even a string of bland romantic comedies can diminish. Throughout her career Aniston has remained sexy, funny, and unmistakably real.” OUCH! Such bullsh!t.

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Jennifer Aniston's dad likes her boyfriend Justin Theroux. John Aniston was questioned about Justin recently and he had nothing but positive things to say about him.

“He’s a charming young man. I think they make a wonderful couple.” Hmmm.... Well, with John and his daughter, Ms. Aniston, being public figures it's not like he would say that Justin sucks!

At Jenny's age, I don't think it even matters if her dad approves of her man, but it's nice that John approves.

Justin Theroux dated his last girlfriend for 14 years. He never took it to the next level, and he eventually dumped her for Jennifer Aniston. But according to OK! Magazine, Justin has overcome his commitment phobia and is ready to propose to Jen.

It may not be shocking that Jen and Justin plan to get hitched, but what is surprising is that they may be walking down the aisle in just a few weeks. OK! claims the couple is planning to wed "before the clock strikes 2012." Jen is said to be planning a low-key affair south of the border, and she and Justin may elope in Cabo San Lucas as early as mid-December.

Good for them! At first, the relationship seemed suspect, as though Justin was just with Jen for the sake of his career. While he has definitely benefited financially from his association with the former Mrs. Pitt, it seems unlikely that he'd propose just to heighten his fame. So maybe they're the real deal, after all. Let's hope so. Jen really can't afford to be publicly dumped again.

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux's publicity tour continues and their new movie Wanderlust isn't even coming out until February! When famous folks want the world to know that they're happy in lust, they go lingerie shopping together because it's not like they have personal assistants who buy things for them that they don't want to be spotted purchasing themselves.

New York's Page Six reports that Justifer were in Barneys on Tuesday.

“They were in the lingerie department . . . She looked beautiful, and they were both very nice.”

Does it even matter?! Justin and Jen have been together for a while now. We know they're having sex. Now it's time for y'all to shock us with something interesting like letting us know that Jen isn't a double-bagger.

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Jennifer Aniston is good for business! Remember folks like Samantha Ronson and Amber Rose who were put on the map because of who they were f*cking? Justin Theroux has been in Hollywood for a long time, but now he allegedly wants more money now that he's swooped up John Player's sloppy seconds.

In Touch Weekly reports that Justin became a household name just weeks after he started seeing Jennifer!

Justin's friend says: “Justin is now considered an A-lister, and a lot of it is because of Jen. He hopes to command at least $10 million per movie since he’s suddenly famous.”

The source adds that "now just about everyone knows who he is." Is JT in the right? Should he capitalize on his f*ckship?! I say why not. Not every dude is like Kevin Federline or Eric Johnson, traveling the world, knocking up his b!tch, and refusing to get a job. Now all Justin needs to do is knock up Jen and then he can become a Kevin Federline or Eric Johnson!

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And this is how it all began. Jennifer Aniston was working with Justin Theroux on the set of Wanderlust when they decided to follow my advice and began mixing work with pleasure. Wanderlust's release has now been pushed back to February 24, it was supposed to be released this fall. It looks decent. I'm no Paul Rudd fan because he plays the same character over and over and over and ovah again. Wanderlust looks like a refreshing departure from Jen's typical rom-com movies. Maybe Justifer will come in no.1 at the box office.

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Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston are still going strong. She has practically turned into Justin with the way she likes to match his outfits and goes all black and leather just like her man from time to time. She's comfortable with Justin and it appears the two are truly in love. Well, at least Jen is.

Ben Still is a pal to both Jen and Justin and he tells In Touch magazine the couple "seem to be really happy together! They're great people and I love them both," while Ben's wife, Christine Taylor, chimed in, "They're both just really cool terrific people."

They've got the Ben stamp of approval. Oh, and those crazy pregnancy rumors that are going around? Not true. Jennifer cleared that up herself saying, "No, we're not pregnant. It's just I quit smoking, so I've gained a couple of pounds."

Jennifer also revealed she doesn't have any plans of getting married right now, and doesn't know if she'll ever get married again. I guess that takes away about 2 months worth of tabloid covers right there!

Justin Theroux was dating stylist Heidi Bivens for 14 years when he dumped her for Jennifer Aniston. She has since "stopped talking to Justin," and her friend says that Heidi isn't pleased that her ex and Jenny hang out in New York.

Heidi's friend reveals:  "She doesn't want to know anything about him and Jen, though she'd like a heads-up on any marriage or baby news."

Theroux, 40, and Aniston, 42, arrived in NYC in mid-September. They are currently cohabiting at the Horrible Bosses star's West Village apartment and have often been spotted looking at home good together.

Sounds like Jennifer Aniston wouldn't have had a successful career in sports had she not pursued acting. The popular actress threw a chair at a director, which is awesome, but she didn't even hit her target?!

Jen told Elle magazine that she didn't agree with how a director was treating people on the set of a movie, so she took matters into her own hands. Literally.

"I threw a chair at a director. It wasn't my proudest moment. He was treating a script supervisor horribly," she confessed.

"When the director walked in, I threw a chair at him. I missed, of course. I was like, 'You can't speak to people like that.' I can't tolerate it."

Was a stapler too far away? What about a clipboard?

I love Aniston. She didn't give any hints about who the director was, but some folks have already started guessing.

In her eternal quest to convince people that she’s not clingy, needy, or jealous about ex-husband Brad Pitt’s bundle of babies, in interviews it always seems like Jennifer Aniston tries to make it clear that she’s actually a pretty chill chick...for real, you guys!

The actress told Elle magazine that, contrary to what’s been published all around the internet and in the tabloids, she isn’t actively trying to conceive with boyfriend Justin Theroux. And this time I think she might be telling the truth.

“There’s no desperation [to have a baby]. If it’s meant to be, it’s meant to be. I’m at peace with whatever the plan is.”

Sounds like a good philosophy for her life. Justin and Jenny haven’t been together for an insane amount of time, but it seems like their relationship has made her calmer and happier. I don’t smell an underlying sense of pathetic and I haven’t even seen the Jennifer Aniston b!tch face in (what feels like) a really long time! Fingers crossed that she’ll keep up this attitude instead of just faking it. It’s so much less annoying.

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