Who was the last guy that Jennifer Aniston was dating? There have been so many, I can't keep up. Was it John Player? Anyway, a clean shaven Justin Theroux looks handsome when he's wearing sunglasses and a hat, which is pretty much every guy on the planet, really. I'm just sayin' he looks especially good here!

Jenny and Justin were pap'd in New York again yesterday. Don't they look comfortable and happy together, like they've been together for years? I swear they're trying to match clothes. Justin looks like he'd give good, uh, conversation... I like his lips. There's just something about him that makes him extra humpable. I can't put my finger on it, but I'll let you know when I do.

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Hours after Brad Pitt threw Jennifer Aniston under a speeding bus, she went to dinner with her boyfriend in New York City. Jen and Justin Theroux left an apartment in New York for the launch of Nina and Clare Hallworth's clothing line at Bloomingdale's.

They ended their night out with dinner at trendy Italian restaurant IL Mulino.

Justin and Jenny are leasing a home together in LA. They both already have apartments in Manhattan. Justin isn't speaking out about his relationship with Aniston and Jen has yet to mention him although their relationship has been public since May.

Ever since Jen started dating Justin, I swear her fashion sense has changed. She's wearing more jeans, basic tops and black. He's changing her! Run b!tch, run!

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By all accounts, Brad Pitt is one of the nicest guys in Hollywood, and we all know how private he is about his personal life, so it was strange to hear him trash ex-wife Jennifer Aniston in a recent interview. What was up with this new feisty Brad? Was he jealous of Jen's relationship with Justin Theroux? Turns out, his comments were widely misinterpreted, and today he put down the bong long enough to clarify.

In his interview with Parade magazine, Brad stated that he was bored and restless throughout much of the 90s - smoking a lot of weed and trying to live vicariously through the characters he portrayed onscreen. Some of his comments seemed to suggest that he blamed his marriage to Jen for much of his boredom, but it turns out Brad's intention was to trash himself.

"It grieves me that this was interpreted this way," he says, "Jen is an incredibly giving, loving, and hilarious woman who remains my friend. The point I was trying to make is not that Jen was dull, but that I was becoming dull to myself."

Brad Pitt is airing his feelings about how much his life sucked in the 90s, trying to stay out of the spotlight, sitting around with a joint in his hand, and yearning for a more interesting life. That's horrible, but what sounds worse is he contributes some of his sucky times in the pre-Angelina Jolie days, to his marriage with Jennifer Aniston.

In an interview with Entertainment Weekly, Brad revealed he was intent on trying to find a movie about an interesting life because he wasn't living one himself. He goes on to say, "I think my marriage had something to do with it. Trying to pretend the marriage was something that it wasn't."

He loves his life now admitting, "One of the greatest, smartest things I ever did was give my kids Angie as their mom. She is such a great mom. Oh, man, I'm so happy to have her."

As harsh as his comment about his marriage to Jen might be, their relationship has been over forever and they both moved on. But, it has to suck to have that feeling that you may have made someone's life miserable just by being married to them.

Jennifer Aniston's mother Nancy Dow, 75, suffered a stroke over the weekend, according to Radar Online. The Friends star rushed to the hospital to be by her side.

Radar keeps it classy by printing "Stroke" across Nancy's photo

Jennifer went to the hospital with boyfriend Justin Theroux, The Daily Mail reports. Dow is allegedly in serious condition and unable to speak! Jen was crying during her hospital visit.

Aniston and her mother were estranged and they made peace in 2009. Aniston's rep says "this is a private family matter."

Jennifer Aniston was married to Brad Pitt before he started procreating with Angelina Jolie, yet she’s fallen into that ‘always the bridesmaid, never the bride’ category of celebrity dating dimwits. But maybe Jen’s found true love--or sperm!--with boyfriend Justin Theroux because she’s reportedly got two buns in the oven.

According to Us Weekly, the 42-year-old actress has given up drinking and even smoking in order not to screw up her future children. When she returned home from her vacation with Justin in Hawaii, Jen suggested that she had morning sickness during the trip.

“She was very vocal that she had been sick the whole time and even contemplated cutting the trip short.”

Her friends became even more suspicious when Jen went to Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi’s anniversary celebration and didn’t drink any alcohol.  “She looked pregnant. People were noticing and talking about it like it was a fact.”

A different source blabbed to Life & Style that Jen’s been working with fertility experts--and claims she might have twin babies in her uterus right now! I wanna get excited, but this is Jennifer-freaking-Aniston and sh!t happens. Always. I’ll believe it when I see it.

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Patti Stanger of Bravo's "Millionaire Matchmaker" is 50 years old. And single. And she makes money from giving relationship advice. And helping people hook up. Do you sense any irony here? Patti loves to give her 2 cents on Hollywood couples, but maybe if she spent nearly as much time trying to get a man herself, she wouldn't be looking so dumb. There's nothing wrong with being single, but wouldn't you hate to have a profession that forces you to hook people up, all the while your vibrator collection grows exponentially?

Back to the story. Patti says that Justin Theroux isn't right for Jennifer Aniston because he quickly dumped his girlfriend of 14 years for Jenny.

"They’ve got good body language, so it’s a matter of what really went down that he jumped ship from this girl he lived with for 16 years, something’s not right there.”

Patti says that Justin could afford his own place, so she finds it strange that he's house hunting with Aniston.

“I think he had enough money he could have moved out to L.A... She might be moving too fast she might get hurt, burned.”

Patti claims that Jen "might pull the pregnancy card on him" to trap him. Whatever. Patti is so bitter and so caught up in her crap. She's an older version of Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Jennifer Aniston hasn't felt this kind of love since she was with Brad Pitt, and she's ready to move into the next phase of her life. Hey, she's not getting any younger, and that's why she's ready to get married and make babies with Justin Theroux!

According to Us Weekly, Jen and Justin have talked "at length about getting married and starting a family," and Justin is totally on board for the idea. Another source claims "They both want it to happen soon."

This is one hell of a quickie romance! A pal points out they know they're moving quickly, "but they know the feeligns they have about (each other) are different from past romances."

Maybe it's just me, but I think Jen is moving this f*ckship into the fast lane because her precious eggs won't last forever. She needs to use those puppies up before they pass their expiration date.

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Jennifer Aniston and her boyfriend are all boo'd up in Hawaii. Justin turns 40 on August 10th, so who knows if they're celebrating early? Us Weekly reports that Justin Theroux had originally planned to be in Hawaii with his girlfriend of 14 years, Heidi Bivens, but he dumped her for Jenny!

On Monday evening, they shopped for gifts and checked out antique artifacts and jewelry for half an hour at the Lotus Gallery. "Jennifer was hugging Justin from behind."

Jen and Justin decided on a small Buddha tattoo and they kissed at the register as a clerk wrapped it up. Oh God, that's gross! I have always wanted to make a bomb that would only kill couples. I'd wanna set one off right about then if I were standing behind Justin and Jennifer. Nope. I'm not bitter.

"When they left the store, Jennifer was massaging Justin's shoulders from behind, and he turned around and said something that made her laugh hysterically," the insider says.

More fornication! Were there children in the store?!

Justifer went to a party on Monday night and they had lunch and went for a jog on Tuesday. Working out is reportedly "a big part" of Justin's life, not to mention Aniston's. The woman looks damn good for her age. So anyway, back to that bomb I've been working on...

Prince William's bald spot continues to one-up itself by growing at record speed. The 29 year-old Prince used to have a full head of hair, then before we knew it, we began seeing scalp where a mane should be.

Jennifer Aniston was a guest on Britain's Capital FM radio, where she was asked about William's balding head.

Jenny said: "I think he should just let whatever's happening happen. Don't you? Well, now if we see him with a hair transplant, we're going to be like, 'Oh, he had a hair transplant.'"

Hollywood's famous 'cool chick' just proved her bada*sness with that comment. My thoughts exactly! I think it's somewhat too late for Wills to do something about his hair now. He should have done something in the early stages of all that vanishing.

He's really famous, he's royalty for Christ's sake. If William gets a transplant now, that's seriously something people are going to want to ask him about for the rest of his life. He barely has any hair now, life is easier! No one's going to question William about his balding, because he may have four strands left in 10 years, but if he basically gets a wig, the annoying inquiries would never cease.