Jennifer Aniston hasn't felt this kind of love since she was with Brad Pitt, and she's ready to move into the next phase of her life. Hey, she's not getting any younger, and that's why she's ready to get married and make babies with Justin Theroux!

According to Us Weekly, Jen and Justin have talked "at length about getting married and starting a family," and Justin is totally on board for the idea. Another source claims "They both want it to happen soon."

This is one hell of a quickie romance! A pal points out they know they're moving quickly, "but they know the feeligns they have about (each other) are different from past romances."

Maybe it's just me, but I think Jen is moving this f*ckship into the fast lane because her precious eggs won't last forever. She needs to use those puppies up before they pass their expiration date.

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Jennifer Aniston and her boyfriend are all boo'd up in Hawaii. Justin turns 40 on August 10th, so who knows if they're celebrating early? Us Weekly reports that Justin Theroux had originally planned to be in Hawaii with his girlfriend of 14 years, Heidi Bivens, but he dumped her for Jenny!

On Monday evening, they shopped for gifts and checked out antique artifacts and jewelry for half an hour at the Lotus Gallery. "Jennifer was hugging Justin from behind."

Jen and Justin decided on a small Buddha tattoo and they kissed at the register as a clerk wrapped it up. Oh God, that's gross! I have always wanted to make a bomb that would only kill couples. I'd wanna set one off right about then if I were standing behind Justin and Jennifer. Nope. I'm not bitter.

"When they left the store, Jennifer was massaging Justin's shoulders from behind, and he turned around and said something that made her laugh hysterically," the insider says.

More fornication! Were there children in the store?!

Justifer went to a party on Monday night and they had lunch and went for a jog on Tuesday. Working out is reportedly "a big part" of Justin's life, not to mention Aniston's. The woman looks damn good for her age. So anyway, back to that bomb I've been working on...

Prince William's bald spot continues to one-up itself by growing at record speed. The 29 year-old Prince used to have a full head of hair, then before we knew it, we began seeing scalp where a mane should be.

Jennifer Aniston was a guest on Britain's Capital FM radio, where she was asked about William's balding head.

Jenny said: "I think he should just let whatever's happening happen. Don't you? Well, now if we see him with a hair transplant, we're going to be like, 'Oh, he had a hair transplant.'"

Hollywood's famous 'cool chick' just proved her bada*sness with that comment. My thoughts exactly! I think it's somewhat too late for Wills to do something about his hair now. He should have done something in the early stages of all that vanishing.

He's really famous, he's royalty for Christ's sake. If William gets a transplant now, that's seriously something people are going to want to ask him about for the rest of his life. He barely has any hair now, life is easier! No one's going to question William about his balding, because he may have four strands left in 10 years, but if he basically gets a wig, the annoying inquiries would never cease.

Jennifer Aniston loves her quickie boyfriend Justin Theroux so much that she wants to get married, ASAP. The couple has supposedly been ‘pre-engaged’ for a while (which sounds like some high school, purity ring crap terminology, if you ask me), but are now looking to get hitched before the year is up.

According to Star magazine, “Jennifer feels there’s no reason to wait. She’s never felt more comfortable nor felt she had so much in common with a man as she does Justin.”

Supposedly, she’s already planned out the general details of the whole affair. She wants a small wedding in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, and would only invite her closest friends, including Courteney Cox, Chelsea Handler, Sheryl Crowe, and Tobey Maguire. The source even says that Jen’s already been thinking dresses--she’d like to buck tradition and get a “short off white” or a “pastel” dress.

I don’t know if I buy this, because I’d like to believe that Jen doesn’t put a lot of stock into weddings or marriage and isn’t that desperate to put a ring on it. I guess we’ll find out soon how much in love/in stupidity Jen is. But if she is going down this route, girl better get a prenup.

Jennifer Aniston? Nope. No, she's not desperate at all. After dating Justin Theroux for two hours, Jenny decided that it's time for them to get a house together, People magazine reports.

Jen and Justin enjoyed some time in London this week, and a friend of Aniston's tells People that they're "looking for a new house to move into together." Not only that, Jen may have wanted the world to know about  it, hence "an Aniston source" gives People magazine the big news.

Justiffer, (sounds weird, but forgive me), arrived in Los Angeles on Thursday. Aniston and Theroux officially stepped out together in May. Last month, when someone asked Jenny about her relationship with Justin, she said that she's "very happy and extremely lucky."

This ho has no filter, no reservations. She's desperate and she doesn't care who knows it.

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Jennifer Aniston, 42, continues to go public with new boyfriend Justin Theroux, 37. Jennifer walked the Horrible Bosses premiere red carpet solo, but things changed when she finished posing for the media. Jen switched it up, putting on a form fitting black dress and attending a private dinner at a members only club called Shoreditch House. Jen's date, Justin, held her hand.

Jennifer was "really chilled," whatever that means, and "seemed blissfully happy." Jen and Justin walked through the rooftop bar, had a martini and grinned at everyone who turned to look at her. Sounds exhausting.

Jen's Horrible Bosses co-star met up with Theroux across the pond.

"I met him for the first time today. He was very polite...he's a big boy, he can handle it!"

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Jennifer Aniston is so smitten with Justin Theroux that she has introduced him to her dad. Jen, Justin and her poppa John Aniston met up for dinner at Delmonico's Steak and Lobster house in LA earlier this month and onlookers say Jen was visibly nervous and seemed "more on edge".

"She was smiling a lot but you could tell this was a special event for her."

To calm their nerves, Justin and John split a bottle of wine. Eyewitnesses say daddy is very protective of Jen and while Justin went to the restroom, John "put his hand on top of hers. It was sweet."

Apparently the meeting went well but I wonder how John truly feels about Justin. Poppa Aniston recently confided the perfect guy for Jen would be someone honest because "honesty is very important." So I wonder what he thinks about Justin running around with Jen while he was still with his girlfriend Heidi? We already know how Justin's parents feel about that situation and it's not exactly happy thoughts.

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Jennifer Aniston's new boyfriend Justin Theroux had a girlfriend for the past 14 years that he dumped for Jenny. Heidi Bivens may be getting some payback, though. Star magazine reports that Justin met with Heidi on Father's Day. Sounds like they had sex to me!

Star reports that Justin Theroux is already seeing his ex, Heidi Bivens, again! “Justin and Heidi secretly met on Father’s Day, and Justin spent most of their time together apologizing for acting like a cad. Uh-oh Jen!"

If that isn't proof enough, Jen's bestie Courteney Cox "has begged" Jennifer to dump Justin - no reason was given. Justin is allegedly "already complaining how Jen is suffocating him." Ha. The media doesn't want this chick to f*ck in peace. It's decent of Justin to apologize to his ex, but that doesn't mean he's cheating on Aniston.

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Desperate for love after a very public split from one of the sexiest men on the planet, Jennifer Aniston has been passing herself around to pretty boys in Hollywood for years, all to no avail.

Justin's in the white shirt and black tie on the side

Justin Theroux left his live-in girlfriend for Maniston, and he's one really hairy dude, but he shaved and showered for her event! They've been dating for about 6 hours, but Jenny's so proud of this f*ckship. Like most folks in love, she wants the world to know who she's banging.

I love that Jen plays by her own rules and always seems happy. Even though Jenny's relationships keep failing, she seems like an upbeat, down to earth, well rounded chick. She's a great role model, I think. You don't need a man to be happy, but having a man can make you happier. See, I'm a great feminist role model too.

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Jennifer Aniston might have stepped in more sh!t than she thought when she began dating Justin Theroux. She's pretty much a homewrecker for beginning a relationship with him while he was in a long term relationship with his girlfriend Heidi, and now that Jen and Justin are exclusive, he's following her around like a puppy dog and stalking her every move.

"Jen's desperately hoping they can overcome these new problems. Once Justin split from Heidi, he became practically glued to Jen's side." Justin quickly moved in with Jenny and he began to check her texts and phone calls, however, what bugs Jen the most is Justin's "constant nagging" about becoming a vegetarian - like he is.

If Justin being a psycho lover isn't bad enough, his parents don't care for Jennifer and the role she played in ending Justin's relationship with Heidi.

"Justin's parents think she's heartless for going after a guy in a long-term relationship. Jen's starting to think she got herself in too deep too quickly."

Another failing relationship for Jen? Will this chick ever find the right man?